Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Matt DC is otm. Hendo's always been dependable though. He does what's required of him and does it well.

Last season, Klopp had him playing in a more holding position and it was bloody infuriating watching him pass it back every time though.

Pards will be advised by the today appointed Martin Jol. Dream team.

Lol lj

lol was literally reading this second a report on Pards (with Powell as his no2!) rocking up at Den Haag!

Another joke of a VAR call, albeit technically correct.

Winks / Sissoko doesn’t work at all. The Winks ball through for the Kane ‘goal’ was great but Brighton have way too much space.

At this point you knew it was going to be called offside though

Yes, absolutely.

Glad I started on the wine early.

Mouout Chandon?

jesus id at least depended on jose to psychologically terrorise some of these utter cunts

Disappointed that once the Villa finally got to a run of seemingly winnable games they've all turned into pant-shitting relegation six-pointer banana skins

We'll be down by new year

when all you need is a finish then kane is still available to this team

otherwise, eesh

Winks should be off.

yep

absolutely ridiculous to concede that chance from a flat pass into connollys feet fifty yards from goal

so, so easy

the amount of our clearances that fall to opponents feet just outside our box is alarming, and has been for some time now.

alli has been a complete nothing all day, regardless of whether he pops up or not

lol

That’s lovely.

have zero faith in the four men standing within touching distance of each other in our midfield preventing brighton from playing it rather easily to their wide men

i reckon my work eleven a side team could work shots against us 7/10 possessions

Phenomenal goal from Ayew.

Longstaff trying to get mctominay sent off there before that third goal, prick

Liverpool killing it in that 1st half

Even better in the 2nd

Trent having a game for the ages here

Somebody's gotta take these lads down a peg.

Wolves with the most brutal "2 matches in two days" sched with Man City and Liverpool

I know right? Still, gotta play em some time

Yea. Get two draws and ill be happy. Or a win and a loss, even better

We could lose them both and nobody would be too stressed. Wouldn't want to call them tbh, see how we turn up. City will be "easier" for us to play our own game against but let's see.

such a dull day at work today. so glad this is on soon. as bad of a day as I had yesterday, I need an 'us vs them' competition to properly distract my brain.

WOW. STRAIGHT RED.

Jota a beautiful run, shame for the thuggish MC play

keeper was late, didn't get much on him tbf

still, mwah hahahahahaaaaaaa

only way that woulda been a bigger gift is if somehow JOta had managed to force that one into the net, though that woulda been pretty difficult

this helps offset the no Boly problem a bit

no way that's a PK

ugh.

please save this Patricio. all is not lost if you don't tho

PATRICIO!!!! YESSSSSSS

omfg are you kidding me

lord this has been an eventful 25 minutes

This is ridiculous.

i've missed the incident cos of logging in to Prime but i'm prepared to believe that every official involved is a cheating fucking cunt

laugh it up City, we'll get two

just once in a while it'd be nice to score first

another thing my US and Brit teams have in common. only my US squad gives up the first goal and then pretty much starts making dinner plans instead of playing football

am i correct in thinking City got a second bite at the penalty because some of our lads were leaning over the line when Sterling kicked it?

yeah

what a momentum shift that

fuck the fucking FA x infinity

i have a feeling the weirdness is only going to get more pronounced

why has nobody told De Bruyne that a mustache is not something he can pull off