Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

lmao

the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

holy shit some of those are incredible

yikes at "cradled the poo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

THE AYES HAVE IT

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

A+ troll
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/only-an-adventurous-eater-has-tried?bfsource=bfocompareon&bfsource=bfocompareon

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020

Here’s something ridiculously cool from an art parade in Japan.

pic.twitter.com/hHm5XU0mfL

— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 30, 2020

amazing payoff

loool

sublime

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020

Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz

— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020

i love them

Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny

— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020

i love them

Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4

— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020

lol

did you ever... hang around a gymnasium

more lols

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ

— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020

olol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I

https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot

lolz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio

that is just 😚👌

Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

:D :D :D :D

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

3:00

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

There's sometimes a furry.

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

irl lol

oh that's terrible

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

purdy truck doe

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

halo or COD?