Dave's not here
― sarahell, Sunday, 22 December 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
mods pls delete this post
― i chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, December 22, 2019 3:29 PM
cosign
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 December 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
what year is this?
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 22 December 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link
DO NOT KELLOGG’S IN THIS THREAD
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
That some kinda incomplete list of Dave's or something?
― 😎 (peace, man), Monday, 23 December 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link
pom thank u for your support but please do not post in this thread
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 December 2019 08:48 (four years ago) link
Mods, please move this thread to I Rate Everything
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 December 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, December 23, 2019 3:48 AM (four hours ago)
I'm really sorry, bg!!! Mods, could you please delete my previous posts?
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 December 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
And this one? ^^^
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 December 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
Mods?
WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!(And now let's see if my Threadkilla powers still work.)
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 23 December 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link
Too low
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 23 December 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
sorry for posting itt but someone needs to point out that the mods are asleep at the wheel here
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
def
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
ACHOO!
Sorry, excuse me
― Evan, Monday, 23 December 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
Let me try a different approach.
Mods, can you please delete all threads except for this one? Thx.
― pomenitul, Monday, 23 December 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
Hey guys, I think we need to delete this thread. Could someone with higher mod powers with me on the secret mod board please nuke it?Also LJ is at 52 sbs again, somebody needs to ban them.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 23 December 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Jeez sorry wrong tab
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 23 December 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
Reporter: How did you find this thread?George: Turned left at Greenspun
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 December 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
Just wanted to point out that I was one of the few people who listened to the op and didn't post here.
― Ste, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link
Thank you. Some of these other yahoos should try following your lead.
― Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
― Legacy of Banality (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
is this a threat
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link
Barthes may well have been murdered by the DGSE so yes.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
Ready, Simon?Ready, Dave!
― Don’t Slander Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
nice thread u got herebe a shame if somebody... posted in it
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
This thread is not a rebel thread, this thread is “DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD”
― Runcible Spoonman (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
― Mark G, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 23:16 (four years ago) link
DO NOT OPEN THREAD UNTIL XMAS! Oh wait
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
DO NOT CLOSE THIS THREAD
― Ste, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
DON’T THREADOPEN INSIDE
― brought a kiss to the knife fight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
while i respect op's desire i have to point out that threads belong to no one not even the person who started them - it's a sort of death of the author sort of thing and if you want to take a thread in a new direction like maybe an EVERYONE POST IN THIS THREAD direction i think that's ok― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 15:40 (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkis this a threat― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 4:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 24, 2019 4:06 PM bookmarkflaglink
Every few months you guys make this joke like it's some ~hilarious pwn~.
When what actually happened was someone who was seriously depressed to the verge of suicide made a thread, and asked people not to discuss suicide in it, because they found the discussion of suicide *triggering*. You acted like the bullies who see someone standing on a fucking bridge, and start chanting "jump! jump! jump!" because you find it hilarious.
You aren't funny. You guys are complete fucking arseholes.
― Branwell with an N, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
I had no idea that was a direct allusion to anything.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
seems a bit of a stretch
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
We are now ethically required to post itt.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Xxpost. It probably wasn't. Just ignore and move along
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
Because if you look there are similar threads where that same joke is made, even pre-incident in question
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
ILX's High Archivist hath spoken. The veil is lifted. We may now continue NOT POSTING IN THIS THREAD.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
POST (NOT POST)
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
open the threadget on your bedeverybody do the FP button
― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
(that was an absurd post, directed at nobody, in a thread that is postless)
― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
There’s no posts in this thread
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPLPhKEGVY
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
When what actually happened was...
I'm glad someone knows what actually happens around here.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
oh well i never was there ever
― Cojones in Motor Oil (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utlmzYEvHK4
― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
Until now I didn't know how hard it could be not to post in a thread. Even impossible actually.
― walking towards the sun since 2007 (alex in mainhattan), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
in this thread
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 December 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
https://img.memegenerator.net/images/12901423.jpg
― jmm, Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
Become ungovernable
You rebels, you
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 January 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link
only Smokey can “post” in this thread
― the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 January 2023 20:22 (one year ago) link
hey look a thread!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 January 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link
ohshit!
(Write a message board post for a thread titled "DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD" about how sorry you are for having to post in this thread despite the prohibition, in the style of e.e. cummings.)
ChatGPT:
"apologies, dear friends, for this regrettable breach -in this thread's sacred space, my post doth teacha lesson in irony, a sorrowful scene -disregarding requests, my words must be seen.
yet please forgive this intrusion, so bold and brash -for circumstances demand, my voice must now clashwith the rules set forth, though it causes disdain -this post, i fear, cannot be held back again.
so heed these words, and let this thread be clear -DO NOT POST HERE, its purpose still stands, don't veer.and as for this post, a regretful remorse -let it serve as a reminder to follow its course."
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 28 January 2023 23:43 (one year ago) link
Post
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:07 (one year ago) link
A church thread, gin threadA school thread, out threadOnline since Nineteen-NinetiesThe people keep it pretty cleanThey said do not postOh, do not postCall it not post shitty limits
― nashwan, Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link
note to self: don't post in this thread
― StanM, Sunday, 29 January 2023 00:50 (one year ago) link
i wish there were some clear rules about whether it was ok to post in this thread or not. i like ambiguity and don't want it to go away, but i would appreciate some certainty at times as well
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 January 2023 01:25 (one year ago) link
You broke ILX, folks. Happy?
― jmm, Sunday, 29 January 2023 16:46 (one year ago) link
This is just to say
That I have posted in the thread
That you specifically asked me not to post in
And which you were probably saving for breakfast
Forgive me
It was delicious
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 29 January 2023 20:43 (one year ago) link
My parents showed me ilx and all I got was this stupid threat
― calstars, Sunday, 29 January 2023 20:45 (one year ago) link