Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

This guy isn't dead yet?

shh!

how would we tell?

Joe Biden, five years before invasion, said the Senate needed to “come to our milk” and make a decision on war with Iraq, and the only way of disarming the country is "taking Saddam down" https://t.co/LZBjtyHinr

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) January 7, 2020

"come to our milk"?

it's a leg-hair thing, you don't want to know

Here’s Joe Biden on the Senate Floor bragging about all the times he’s tried to cut Social Security. pic.twitter.com/t0RNDFFN9L

— Every Billionaire Is A Policy Failure (@DanRiffle) January 15, 2020

icymi

https://www.marijuanamoment.net/joe-biden-again-says-no-to-marijuana-legalization-without-more-studies/

uncanny

Biden-voice iPhone hack: type “Ok Mack” and then let the middle predictive text button do the rest pic.twitter.com/NGQnLWYq3k

— Colm Quinn (@colmfquinn) January 23, 2020

I just want a darraghmac voice hack. LADS

booga booga

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-iran-mailer-fearmongering_n_5e273faac5b673621f7cfa3f

lol he can't even wait for the general election to roll this shit out

genuinely unsettling

Joe Biden's Instagram Stories are next level stuff. pic.twitter.com/JGbOYS4USp

— Florian 🥁 🕶️ (@BetaODork) January 25, 2020

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPKs4K0UUAA2P_p?format=jpg&name=900x900

BREAKING: 30 @CCIAction and @IAStudentAction members are refusing to leave @JoeBiden’s statewide headquarters in Des Moines over his lies about #MedicareForAll and his ties to the insurance company CEOs who are funding his campaign. pic.twitter.com/95qJWFv3x6

— Iowa Citizens for Community Improvement Action (@CCIAction) January 27, 2020

yeah I think that's the same incident referred to by a Biden surrogate as "Sanders sending gypsies"

it's cool that sanders sent ian mackaye

and william burroughs!

man bun guy is a Pete mole

as far as local protesting goes, I could tell it was CCI and not the Catholic Worker movement people because no one had chained themselves to anything

do not piss off the catholic worker people, is what I'm saying

A man in Iowa asks Joe Biden to stop supporting the building of new pipelines. Joe Biden tells him to go vote for someone else and then starts accusing him of voting for Bernie Sanders. Actually, the man says, he's voting for Tom Steyer. Very awkward. pic.twitter.com/OOuGiypED8

— Zaid Jilani (@ZaidJilani) January 28, 2020

don't give up, Joe! make him vote for Bernie!

hmm I wonder if that man is who I think he is and he might be fucking with Joe

lol yeah
iirc I have voted for him

A man in Iowa asks Joe Biden to stop supporting the building of new pipelines. Joe Biden tells him to go vote for someone else and then starts accusing him of voting for Bernie Sanders. Actually, the man says, he's voting for Tom Steyer. Very awkward. pic.twitter.com/OOuGiypED8

— Zaid Jilani (@ZaidJilani) January 28, 2020

whoops meant to link this

Someone has informed me that the man in the Biden video above is Ed Fallon, a former long time Democratic state rep. in Iowa. Biden told a long-time Iowa politico on camera to vote for someone else and then grabbed him by his jacket.

— Zaid Jilani (@ZaidJilani) January 28, 2020

Goddamn it

in any case, it’s Ed Fallon, a local sometimes candidate

I have to admit I kinda love how Tom Steyer keeps getting involved in stuff like this.

Whats happened to this guy? Six months ago this showroom dummy was being wheeled around checked out and everyone hoping no one would notice, now he's ready to bump heads

On my flight into Des Moines tonight I was seated in front of a very drunk Biden staffer who proceeded to give her seat mate a hand job. I wish I was making this up.

— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020

that's the kind of job creation america needs

used to have to park in one of the lots overlooking the airport in order to get that kind of action

vote for yang - he understands how machines and AI are quickly overwhelming the human hand job industry

YEEEEEEEEEEAH

"Finally some effective voter outreach"

-Comfortably Smug

*biden campaign staff frantically making 'cut it out' hand gestures just off-camera*

What pic.twitter.com/9woh5et56C

— R A T M O D E (@lib_crusher) February 3, 2020

wow I miss some p wild stuff skipping over this thread huh

i don't know exactly when joe was embalmed but it seems to be keeping him sharp

Savannah Guthrie: "Why would he [Hunter] have that job if not for who his father was?"

Joe Biden: "Cause he's a very bright guy." pic.twitter.com/mZQw6stvnu

— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) February 3, 2020

If what Hunter Biden did was inherently corrupt to the point of illegality, it invalidates the entire operating premise of the Ivy League.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/05/biden-campaign-staff-firing-iowa-110874

Well, it was about time someone fired Iowa tbf

‘We had precinct captains who didn’t know how to run a caucus. And a few didn’t even show,’ said a top Biden campaign official.

You think Uncle Ray-Ray is going to miss NCIS: New Orleans for this shit?

Handjobs and Showroom Dummies -- new thread title

Biden campaigns as if he's acting on the assumption that he's so well-known and well-liked that he doesn't have to say what he wants to do as president other than sit behind the big desk and be Good Old Joe Biden, That Regular Guy You Can Trust.

i dont like doing a tweet but if I have to see this

Those young people are dumb as a rock

pic.twitter.com/1gccjBxAer

— Sahil Habibi (@progressvoice) February 10, 2020

Biden, 95 days ago, filing for the New Hampshire ballot: “I plan on trying to win New Hampshire. I’m not here to come in second. I never enter anything to come in second.”

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) February 11, 2020

except that time when i was vice president. for eight years.

he's never come in second yet! 4th in 2020 Iowa, 5th in 2008 Iowa, and dropped out before the primaries in 1988

still has some billionaires

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/13/joe-biden-hosts-wall-street-donors-at-ny-fundraisers-as-campaign-struggles.html

When liberals say they'll support a head of cabbage over Donald Trump, they're not kidding. https://t.co/86mM6IqurB

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) March 2, 2020

DIGNITY, always dignity