no knus is good knus
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
Prominent lawyer Jolyon Maugham clubs fox to death while wearing kimono
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Flat Earth FC: the football club who represent a conspiracy theory
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 11:24 (four years ago) link
https://preview.redd.it/uzpb2xho16231.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e26812c9bd3990e62eb0a0635f266692bd3bc573
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 11:28 (four years ago) link
NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING IT TO HIT ITSELF WITH A SHOVELhttps://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-mars-lander-hit-itself-shovel
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 21 March 2020 07:06 (four years ago) link
Lol literally the most Jared Leto thing ever: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jared-leto-emerges-12-day-meditation-retreat-find-mind-blowing-coronavirus-pandemic-1285065
― Roz, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
That’s kind of an ethical dilemma for the meditation guide leader! Do you break the silence, several days in, to let the participants know?(imo YES of course you do)
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link
Was it Big Brother in Germany that didn't tell them? Is that still the case? They may be the safest people on the planet.
― koogs, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
they told them
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/03/17/arts/17virus-bigbrother1/17virus-bigbrother1-jumbo.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link
Ha I remember USA Big Brother when 9/11 happened
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
I think they only decided to tell them because one of contestants relatives died
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device https://t.co/wNZ8bWV3hA— Guardian Australia (@GuardianAus) March 30, 2020
― koogs, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
lol even that picture looks like an Onion stock photo
― Roz, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3fclv8u.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link
https://ny.eater.com/2020/3/31/21200948/ardyn-doomsday-dinner-party-coronavirus-nyc
Ardyn’s menu of Japanese hamachi, wagyu ribeye steak, and heritage chicken for $150 to $165 per person with a minimum four-person order, delivered to diners while wearing bunny masks.The catch: Customers must then finishing cooking — and assemble, however artfully they can — the meals themselves in their own homes.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
sure
― silby, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
Purge, party of four.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
ITT shit that looks like an Onion article and really is:
https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buying-one-of-every-cleaning-product-in-case-t-1842493766
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
haha!
― kinder, Friday, 24 April 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/tom-hanks-coronavirus-blood-research-vaccine-1234589978/
― Roz, Sunday, 26 April 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMEPHNjHE0
― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
in other news, the world's last surviving "inside edition" tv show is surviving covid-19! we'll show you how, on tonight's "inside edition"
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
"the owner may have some tips to help other businesses" um, suuuuuurrrre.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 April 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
peep that text mode UI tho
― silby, Sunday, 26 April 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
Axl Rose and U.S. Treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin feud on Twitter
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 8 May 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link
Matt Lauer: Why Ronan Farrow Is Indeed Too Good to Be True (Opinion) https://t.co/j3Hzdnhz1v— Mediaite (@Mediaite) May 19, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
mmmm nah
― silby, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
https://pitchfork.com/news/jay-z-puts-a-fiona-apple-song-on-new-playlist/
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.pedestrian.tv/tech-gaming/security-robot-given-the-gift-of-intelligence-chooses-to-drown-itself/
Marvin, is that you?
― Roz, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link
https://pagesix.com/2020/04/24/eminem-donates-moms-spaghetti-to-detroit-hospital-workers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
David Lynch ends daily weather report by recalling dream about being a dying German soldier on D-Dayhttps://news.avclub.com/david-lynch-ends-daily-weather-report-by-recalling-drea-1843952285
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link
JK Rowling recalls 'amazing' moment she met her idol Morrissey
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/27/jk-rowling-moment-met-morrissey-harry-potter-interview-robert-galbraith?CMP=share_btn_fb
― wasdnous (abanana), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
music? she just liked his ideas on social values
― mh, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
I wish both she and her work would vanish altogether.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link
From the Washington Post:
https://i.imgur.com/wx3B8GL.png
― pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
tbf she's basically the onion
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link
Alexandra Petri mostly does satire, it’s basically an onion article
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.metrotimes.com/city-slang/archives/2020/06/10/michigan-man-goes-viral-after-telling-rage-against-the-machines-tom-morello-he-used-to-be-a-fan-until-he-realized-the-band-was-political
― pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/06/my-little-pony-nazi-4chan-black-lives-matter/613348/
― Roz, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
BREAKING: Devin Nunes can’t sue Twitter over statements by fake cow, judge rules https://t.co/JtMpP6NfKs— Kate Irby (@kateirby) June 24, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
"Teens in quarantine are roleplaying as 'Karens' on Instagram, making fake personas dedicated to loving wine and supporting Trump"https://www.insider.com/karen-fake-instagram-accounts-teens-quarantine-roleplaying-tiktok-2020-6
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
Lol I have a 45 year old stay at home mom friend who made up a fake FB account (that uses “Karen” as part of the personas surname) to infiltrate and troll a bunch of “all lives matter” fuckos
― joygoat, Friday, 26 June 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
aces, can I back her patreon
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 26 June 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link
A Teenager Didn’t Do Her Online Schoolwork. So a Judge Sent Her to Juvenile Detention.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 10:32 (three years ago) link
this story is so heartbreaking.
― Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
And utterly infuriating. Reading this after Trump's 'more white people are killed' spiel yesterday is just too much.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
It's heartbreaking and just batshit insane. Fucking America.
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
is there a thread for realizing, in middle age, that significant portions of your life strongly resemble an onion article
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
depression thread is on 77 i think
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 July 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link
Trump’s New COVID Doctor Says Sex with Demons Makes You Sick https://t.co/NCNiIZ5SYq— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 28, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link