US #1s of 1987

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Though Alone could be a contender. Clash of the ridiculous rock ballads.

chap, Monday, 22 June 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

ohhhhiwannaDANCE with somebuuuddy

Fred Durst. Wat heb ik gewonnen? (Matt P), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I was all set to vote for "What Have I Done to Deserve This?", but I guess that just missed. So "Open Your Heart," with "Alone" runner-up. I was working in a downtown record store at the time, so most of what's here I heard non-stop for eight hours a day--a lot of it's dead for me.

clemenza, Monday, 22 June 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link

With or Without You is the worst song of the ones I know.

chap, Monday, 22 June 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

is it a challop to say that "livin on a prayer" is my least favorite song of all time? cuz it is

i voted for "bad"

swag serf (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess my top 5 would look something like:

Michael Jackson, "Bad"
George Michael, "Faith"
Whitney Houston, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Club Nouveau, "Lean on Me"
U2, "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

s4rgent boy tell em (The Reverend), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

'open your heart' is one of my very favourite madonna singles. it makes you feel so powerful, invincible, triumphant. listen to the lyrics, everything's stacked against her. the boy's actively avoiding her! by rights it should feel pointless or, worse, stalkery, but she just nails an optimism that brooks no argument - she will get her boy, of this there is no doubt.

lex pretend, Monday, 22 June 2009 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"Open Your Heart," with "Jacob's Ladder," "Heaven is a Place on Earth," and "Shake You Down" (still an underrated song) right behind; it might be my favorite Madonna single from this era. The power and fervor of the thing is unstoppable.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"head to toe"

followed by
"open your heart"
"i wanna dance with somebody"
"with or without you"
"heaven is a place on earth"
"faith"

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the bill withers cover is pretty great too.

us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I prefer "Why You Treat Me So Bad," which takes the backing track from Genesis' "Tonight Tonight Tonight" to outer space.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

"(I Just) Died in Your Arms" is the worst song ever written and sung.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

"Open Your Heart," pretty clearly. Only "Head to Toe" had a chance.

Matos W.K., Monday, 22 June 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link

don't really have an opinion on the original cutting crew song but it was sampled for a grime beat a couple of years ago - this track is amazing, one of my favourite grime tracks ever i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2felzw33L0

lex pretend, Monday, 22 June 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

junior high hell

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 22 June 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

hell, freshmen hell, even

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 22 June 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

thank the music gods for college radio.

that's not my post, Monday, 22 June 2009 06:10 (fourteen years ago) link

is it a challop to say that "livin on a prayer" is my least favorite song of all time? cuz it is

i voted for "bad"

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Sunday, June 21, 2009 8:24 PM (5 hours ago)

"livin on a prayer" was my prom song :(

matos w.k.iw (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 June 2009 06:14 (fourteen years ago) link

lol @ new york

whiney g. gordon liddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

What a horror show. I'll say "Head to Toe" though it was a little too Supremesy; Lisa Lisa did better singles before & after. The Kim Wilde track is, oddly, less Supremesy & pretty good.

Josefa, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now" was MY prom song.

When a slight but pleasant song like "Heaven's a Place on Earth" rises to the top of a list, you gotta know it's a pretty crappy list.

Sean Carruthers, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Very very seriously considering voting for "Alone" here and I think I'm right.

Eastürzendes Annoybaten (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda surprised at the couple songs here I don't even remember at all:

Gregory Abbott, "Shake You Down"
Billy Vera and the Beaters, "At This Moment"

what the fuck are these?

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

terrible list btw

Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i wanna dance w/somebody is the only stone classic thing on here.

call all destroyer, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I really liked that Ruff Squad track!

Did the singles from Hysteria and Appetite for Destruction only chart the following year or did none of them go to #1?

Sundar, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

While I know it's probably not the best song, it's really hard to deny my elementary-school self's desire to vote for "Livin' On a Prayer".

Sundar, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

My prom song was "High Enough". Ugh.

This is a fantastic list, you haters. (and all the Hysteria/Appetite stuff was '88 IIRC)

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah "open your heart" is the best thing here.

much love to lisa lisa... and bon jovi. and whitesnake! lest we forget: whitesnake - "here i go again"

goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I am voting "Shake You Down", not because it's my favorite song here, but because it deserves a vote for being so fucking awesome.

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i was a young kid but i knew something was deeply wrong with all those retroid covers at the time (tiffany, club nouveau, billy idol)

goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

For Shakey. I'm sure you've heard this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEc0j2ny68

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

also, Billy Vera:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4odHVfF5E

HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

This was the year I graduated from high school, went to college and discovered non-chart music. Voted Huey Lewis for the lols.

Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha I have never heard Billy Vera speak before, wow

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"At This Moment" was "Family Ties"'s jump-the-shark moment.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

You should have changed your screen name to "Olivia Huxtable" for that post.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Well.

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

YOU'RE BUSTED

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Graduated high school this year, can recite almost every word of these.

Interesting to look at this list in terms of Boomer nostalgia still being a potent force. Four covers of songs released between the late 50s and early 70s made it to #1 (including back-to-back Tommy James covers, WTF?) and lots of artists here in their 30s and 40s. Bill Medley, Aretha, Starship, Bob Seger. Very little here that really feels youthful at all.

Mark, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Also the year that the Beatles CD issues came pouring out.

Mark, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I just really love the line "Ooh you're like the sun chasing all of the rain away" for some reason. I guess "Always" just reminds me of my sister and that is why I voted for it.

Trip Maker, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

fond of Belinda Carlisle, just over the two Madonnas and LOAP

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

haven't heard either of the Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam tracks :[

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I can sing all of these songs. At least the hooks.

Trip Maker, Monday, 22 June 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

A lot of these songs are okay I guess, but I hate the whole list anyway because by 1987 I had swum out to the deep end of the avant-garde pool.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

and now you've backed away from your youthful apostasy?

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 June 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

and there wasn't a hip hop format stations in a lot of big cities then either

attack! attack! "stick stickly" youtube video 2:48 nvr frgt (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 22 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

^^Well, that was the problem. And there weren't a lot of freestyle or crossover dance stations either. And top 40 was mind-numbingly conservative, as the top list indicates. Hence the injustice.

Josefa, Monday, 22 June 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I genuinely don't like a single song on here (I guess the Los Lobos cover is okay but its not very interesting)

reminds me of why I hated high school so much

Suckanoosik Chamber of Commerce (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 June 2009 22:59 (fourteen years ago) link

The 86 and 88 lists were a lot better.

Arch Cancerped (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

ha -- i don't like any of these either! can't remember what the tiffany or carlisle tracks sound like, though.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 26 June 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Neither "With Or Without You" nor much of the Joshua Tree sounded nearly as good to me then as it does today.

Tantamount To Pressurized Milk (Bimble), Friday, 26 June 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

"Open Your Heart" was a pretty uncommonly good single for Madonna, though, now that I'm forced to recall how it went.

Tantamount To Pressurized Milk (Bimble), Friday, 26 June 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson, "I Just Can't Stop Loving You" 0

:(

I thought I'd voted for that.

bad crack (Eric H.), Friday, 26 June 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Huey Lewis and the News, "Jacob's Ladder"

wtf is this? the only thing on the list that i have zero memory of ever hearing

meh (jjjusten), Friday, 26 June 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Written by Bruce Hornsby

Goes (as any song called "Jacob's Ladder" would) "Step by step - rung by rung."

Nothing to do with Tim Robbins, Vietnam, etc.

Eazy, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Bruce Hornsby wrote a song that Huey Lewis did?

*blood vessels in my brain explode*

Oh my god, that's so not right. Oh my god, that's...horrible.

Tantamount To Pressurized Milk (Bimble), Friday, 26 June 2009 05:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yes! top 2!

winston, Friday, 26 June 2009 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link

leave bruce hornsby alone

winston, Friday, 26 June 2009 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link

actually bruce & huey they seem like 2 peas in a pod kinda

winston, Friday, 26 June 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The three people who voted for Cutting Crew will never meet me.

My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 June 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

87 is a special year for me and I love almost all of these

calstars, Sunday, 10 March 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link

This is one of the troubling years for me, because I felt like my aesthetic was being pulled in at least three directions at the time. Only later would I understand that they weren't in conflict, and that one could love different things for different reasons. Lots of these songs are awesome, and it's fascinating (to me anyway) how many different ways they find to be awesome.

80s music had lots of problems, but I do think there was a notable diversity of expression that allowed Lisa Lisa, Whitesnake, Whitney, and U2 to occupy the same cultural moment so thoroughly and so seamlessly (from the perspective of my teenage clock radio).

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 March 2019 02:08 (five years ago) link

that's why I don't know what "eighties music" means.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link

I do think there was a notable diversity of expression that allowed Lisa Lisa, Whitesnake, Whitney, and U2 to occupy the same cultural moment so thoroughly and so seamlessly (from the perspective of my teenage clock radio).


Yeah. It makes no sense and it makes perfect sense at the same time. So much emotion I guess

calstars, Sunday, 10 March 2019 02:25 (five years ago) link

so emotional?

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

I dated this Latina at the time who was lost in emotion

calstars, Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:03 (five years ago) link

Wow what a great year for top 40. I had a dubbed cassette with "License to Ill" on one side and "Invisible Touch" on the other, that's what kind of year 1987 was.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link

can we discuss "Don't Disturb This Groove" forever

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:12 (five years ago) link

and the weirdness of my home girl Gloria Estefan's "Rhythm is Gonna Get You" isn't discussed enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkjeJKBI0M

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2019 03:13 (five years ago) link

of course this is the year i was born

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Sunday, 10 March 2019 07:15 (five years ago) link

^ me too, but i'm not really feeling these songs so much. there are some good ones there, but the only really great one to me is "Fight For Your Right." I like "Valerie" as well but not the 1987 remix.

⅋ (crüt), Sunday, 10 March 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link

P much love all but the Bon Jovi

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 March 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

xpost The Hague for 87 is a particularly dire list of tunes. Seems worse - quantity and lack of quality - than previous years.

that's not my post, Sunday, 10 March 2019 15:35 (five years ago) link

Very few issues with Alfred's ranking as opposed to the '86 one - Bon Jovi undervalued again, and I'd put "Right on Track" and "Sign o' the Times" in the highest category. What really jumps out to me is how many I don't know - esp those in the 'meh' category. I was 15 and a 24/7 radio listener at the time, so it must be a US-Europe thing.

dorsalstop, Sunday, 10 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

"Right On Track" would be in good to great today.

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 March 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

Hurrah!

Just had a look at the Dutch top 10s, and yes, it was a very different year here. Mel & Kim, "Pump up the Volume", Sabrina's "Boys", the original Rickroll, LL's "I Need Love", and a handful of Terence Trent D'Arby singles. Oh, and "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer...

dorsalstop, Sunday, 10 March 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

I'm surprised to realize how few of these outside of your 'good to great' I have much time for. I guess we still have a little way to go until we witness the crystalline perfection achieved by the pop music of the PB Interzone.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 April 2021 03:36 (three years ago) link

Can’t believe “Heaven Is a Place on Earth” is from ’87(!) Belinda was my first big “celebrity crush,” and I thought I was younger at the time... :/

Yawnsomely Literal Cover Band (morrisp), Monday, 12 April 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link

Head To Toe is not and never has been meh, you monster

Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:14 (three years ago) link

que sera que sera!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

The best song won this poll. And also the worst song won this poll.

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Monday, 12 April 2021 14:44 (three years ago) link


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