Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

i don't know how ppl really want it i guess
you know i'm into the other stuff
i mean ppl get really into it, i do get off on the power trip thing i have tbh

I think there's a biological desire for men to feel like they're being "useful" and topping (and topping well) satisfies that desire

lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true

why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good

i mean, me too
but tbh normally i find it v unpleasant

huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.

i mean
the whole process just feels so tedious
like you need products
and then the mess factor
you know i can barely sleep at night when the kitchen counter hasn't been wiped down so
i guess i have that to grapple with

If you're on top, you get to grapple with lots of things!

haha. yeah it does require some ...

nuttering about
elbow grease
monkeywrenching

also helps to have a project belt and a work cloth

the 'usefulness' thing is extremely otm of course

and then there's the whole protection thing
like i'd rather just get a beej and call it a day really, no muss no fuss

the other night i topped a friend and afterward i realized he didn't even ask me if i'm on prep
and i am but i still get so nervous like, do ppl still use condoms

I don’t know why anyone would ever go into a situation where anal might happen without attending to some cleanliness stuff in advance. A guy I’m casually seeing told me his ex was ALWAYS messy, every time, and I’m like... how could that possibly be enjoyable for either party

Part of the enjoyment of bottoming is KNOWING you’re clean as a whistle, prod away my sweetie

gross

that's awful really

i just can't imagine

Is it bad form to bring up my big news in this thread too?

Well I don't care. I'm engaged and I am so very much in love!

Congrats!!

(not sure why it'd be bad form to bring this up here, unless we're purely a Shawn Mendes/anal detritus discussion thread now)

OMG

Congratulations Eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, so happy for you <3

Eric, I'd marry you if it turned out you had no blood at all! Congratulations!

Glory, hallelujah!

ERIC!! Mazel tov!!

Congratulations Eric!!

As my father would say: “oh! A wedding! ..........a gay wedding!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ

i am cautiously back in touch with my crush who just released a spaced-out sex funk EP and i'm foolishly wondering if any of the tracks are about me (not that i would ask)

Be very happy, Eric. Has he seen Eyes Wide Shut?

congrats!!!

xp Luckily for me he has not.

Congrats to Eric!
and good luck to everyone else touching ET's finger.

is that the new metaphor?

old? I remember it from one of the super early VICE guides to anal.

I love seeing "vice" and "anal" in the same sentence.

Byron couldn't have said it more graciously.

Same article said not to finger an ass without a condom on or else “you’ll get poo nail”

that's disgusting.

finally -- a word for a common conditino

bf and i are dead at touching et’s finger. he started singing an impromptu version of the neil diamond song “heartlight” with the alternate opening “turn on your dildo in the middle of a young boy’s dream”

i have no idea what anything in that sentence means

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU

Guides to Anal are roughly as relevant as driving skills to me

i have a date tomorrow with a man who wants to show me Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. i'm excited!

Surm on the Edge of an Anal Breakdown

omg

never say that again

many xps

congrats Eric! <3

congrats Eric!!

happy holidays!!!!!!!
what's everyone up to

about to lunch with an indecisive friend who returns home in a few hours.

Everyone should go home.