I hear after the credits, Comic Book Guy comes out and says "Worst Episode ever", then Finn shoots him
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
Lapti Nek do do do do do do
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
I would guess rapping about Obi Wan is problematic cos too many would rhyme "Kenobi" with "blow me"
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Gonna see this tomorrow afternoon because free time but am pretty indifferent. Hope the sound design is still on point at the very least.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
The Last Jedi's the best I've the new ones I've seen, and if the casino planet were cut I'd even say it's a Good Movie.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
real name, no gimmicks
― insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
I thought the casino planet part was good. I enjoyed that the landscape was modeled on Monte Carlo. The only part that didn’t completely work was having the characters ride on those CGI beasts. Technology has advanced and it didn’t look as silly as Kenobi riding on the big lizard in Revenge of the Sith but it still looked a little silly.
― o. nate, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
don't worry they ride horse looking things in the new one for some god damned reason
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
i dont love the casino part but tbh i dont think ppl would be talking about it today without the cgi beast riding
― warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
I'm on record as loving the diminutive drunk guy who thinks BB-8 is a slot machine
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link
After Dexter Jettster, no creature in the SW universe has ever approached that level of awful again
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
having enjoyed Star Wars and Return Of The Jedi as a child I can only endorse a scene in a star war where the heroes go to some kind of bar/party environment filled with amusing-looking alien monsters
slot machine dude is lols and takes up about 4 seconds of movie
― insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
he was apparently voiced by Mark Hammill, lol
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
I was looking forward to the 'bar/party environment filled with amusing-looking monsters' more than anything going into TLJ (probably TFA also) and just had expectations too high.
If you haven't seen the deleted scenes from the ownable release there's an awful/funny/both bit during the Fathier chase with a pink cyclops in a bath house...wow these sure are some words I have just typed.
But also a good music montage showing more of the freaky looking characters in the casino just wandering around (not part of the film just from dailies I guess).
― nashwan, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link
Yikes.1,5 stars. 'The Rise of Skywalker is what happens when a franchise gives up': https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/12/18/21021188/star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-review-no-spoilers
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 10:56 (four years ago) link
the Slant review is very similar, though it's one of those bad reviews that makes the movie sound inadvertently interesting
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 11:20 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I'm honestly beginning to think I might like this one the most of the new films, lol. But it sounds like it's going to be a disaster on a franchise-level.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
for the record, the two things on Kathleen Kennedy's slate with a date attached are Untitled Indiana Jones Project (2021) and Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2 (2022)
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link
on the plus side maybe we'll all be dead by then
― nashwan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
Is this what audiences demand from franchise movies? Films that cater to what’s comfortable and capitulates to the most unimaginative fans?
Tbf, they're talking about the 9th film in the series packed with familiar characters and places. This rhetorical question has an answer.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link
Some of the pull quotes in metacritic seem to sum it up pretty well.
"Rise of the Skywalker isn’t an ending, a sequel, a reboot, or a remix. It’s a zombie."
"The more accurate way to describe it, I think, is as an epic failure of nerve."
"The Rise of Skywalker — Episode IX, in case you’ve lost count — is one of the best. Also one of the worst. Perfectly middling. It all amounts to the same thing."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
I like the Time Out NY take on Abrams as droid, sent in to dutifully and without emotion tidy things up.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
Droids' lack of lack of emotion has been generally a good thing about Star Wars!
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
give David Fincher the next trilogy imo
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
A trilogy about a serial killer whose crimes follow a curious pattern: he only murders death stars.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
It's perhaps instructive to look over the Walt Disney Pictures slate from the past several years to get a clear sense of where the corporation's priorities lie these days.
Domestically-released original films and properties newly-adapted by Disney, 2016-present:
The Finest HoursZootopiaThe BFGQueen of KatweMoanaCocoA Wrinkle in TimeThe Nutcracker and the Four Realms
Sequels/remakes/sequels of remakes of previous Disney films:
The Jungle BookAlice Through the Looking GlassFinding DoryPete's DragonBeauty and the BeastPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No TalesCars 3Incredibles 2Christopher RobinRalph Breaks the InternetMary Poppins ReturnsDumboAladdinToy Story 4The Lion KingMaleficent: Mistress of EvilFrozen II
They seem to be trending in a particular direction but I can't quite put a name to it...
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
Like I would not be the slightest bit surprised if they announced that the next SW project is a remake of the OG trilogy.
I don't yet think they're that stupid, but they would clearly love to do it.
But this is beginning to feel like a Justice League sized debacle.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link
This clearly can't be what they hoped would happen when they paid 4 billion for the franchise.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link
I wouldn't have thought they'd spend half a decade dragging their vaunted animated classics through the uncanny valley, either, but here we are.
I'm reserving judgment until I see the thing, but if the impression left by the blurbs is sound, I'd argue that pandering directly to one aging and increasingly-conservative segment of the audience isn't really the best growth strategy. Like I can't imagine the kids of today are going to harbor much real affection for this trilogy. Because it's only sorta incidentally for them.
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
this ended up being one of ILE's more prophetic thread titles huh
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
xp I don't know about that - Rey / Finn / Kylo / Poe are pretty popular.
The bit where they stop making the new Trilogy and launch off into "maybe our filler films have hit gold-dirt" was always going to be a little risky, and I'd be amazed if anyone high-up said "No, this will definitely work, the 'Star Wars Stories will have eclipsed the number films by then".
Dude, it's Star Wars - they weren't paying purely to make money off the films (also they have already made a lot of money off the films)
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
xp stopped clock
I know that, Andrew, clearly they are making money off of this. But they're Disney! They're making so much money off of remaking everything they already own, so why would they spend 4 billion on a franchise that might just be as good a moneymaker as the stuff they already have! They needed this to work on a whole other level. They paid almost as much for Star Wars as they did for Marvel, and with Marvel they make three billion making films a year, without annoying too many people, other than Scorsese fans.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link
I haven't seen any reviews mention the Keri Russell role so I guess the one aspect I was kinda curious about must be a teensy one
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
maybe Star Wars was a mistake, guys
― icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
Box office isn't really Disney's sole concern though. I bet the SW theme park thing pays off (also: toys). Plus the Mandalorian is the only thing I've heard anyone talk about re: Disney+; hard to quantify that sort of thing, but I doubt they're in despair over there. That said, maybe they'll retreat back into the Lucasfilm approach and just make cheaper, ancillary non-movies
― rob, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
Disney is lucky as hell that Marvel already had Feige at the movie helm when they bought the company. In a Feige-less world, their Marvel movies would have been plenty successful, I'm sure, but nowhere near as successful as they have been. Unfortunately, SW did not and does not have a similarly steady hand at the wheel so the franchise is kinda beholden to the whims of focus groups and dudes in suits.
― Children Devouring Their Cronuts (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link
rob otm
I mean, what's the damage here - do you reckon that in another universe they'd have a Star Wars X due out in 2021?
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
they'll wait an extra 2-3 years to roll out another trilogy. maybe.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link
removing bookmark, see y'all late friday
― mh, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
I think it was always a stupid gamble. But in a better world, they'd have a Solo trilogy going, a succesfull trilogy from Abrams, Johnson and Trevorrow, with probably both Abrams and Johnson being told to build on that succes in their own little corners of the galaxy. And then some sort of big big story on the horizon, where Poe and Finn and Rey were going to team up again.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
No that's wrong, that's a far worse world, sorry.
Seeing this tomorrow afternoon - will try to hold off spoilers until the weekend tho
― nashwan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
We should go ahead and start a separate thread for spoilers and postmortem shit talk
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
it is probably true that without the history of star wars as a "trilogy" series, and the living legacy actors to further reinforce that sense of history, they PROBABLY would have come out the gate with more of an MCU-type structure in mind, and maybe the payoffs would have been bigger. but they didn't and so now IX is freighted with having to be the biggest super-payoff ever, which always seemed unlikely to deliver since they took Johnson off of it.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
star wars 9 spoilers and postmortem shit talk
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link
good idea:
In the four years since the sequel trilogy began, I don't think I've read a single article focused on how the new films are being recieved by children.— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) December 18, 2019
― Simon H., Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link
I kinda wrote one back in 2016, lol
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link
Wow, I'd completely forgotten that article. I wrote that the antagonists were too young, and that the films therefore wouldn't be as alluring for children. Then I wrote a political allegory where The First Order was ISIS and the Resistance was Blackwater.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link