Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism

no YOU'RE a phone

ok yes fuck subscriptions in general but I am curious abt these headphones, afaik this design/tech/build is not elsewhere available?

otoh not sure I trust I would trust an app to EQ for me and am afraid what it would tell me about my hearing loss

EQ is a joke

?

When given the option I always adjust EQ levels to suit a given system.

to clarify w/r/t novelty of this technology I'm referring to isolating the low end over the ear and transmitting higher frequencies via earbud

mlk, gandhi, maggie

Most people that changed the world were workaholics. MLK, Gandhi, Hamilton, Thatcher, etc all worked nights and weekends.

But if you are not interested in changing the world, then working more than 40 hours a week is optional.

I choose to try to change the world. https://t.co/6G0OhMsY7t

— Auren 𝐇𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐦𝐚𝐧 (@auren) December 25, 2019

At least two notorious adulterers on that list, and it seems that Gandhi had a questionable sex life to say the least. I assume Maggie never fucked

Wait a mo. I consider it possible that Maggie and Dennis could have had occasional angry sex.

Who’d fuck someone named Dennis

hmmm, makes you think

Nura came up through the university accelerator I occasionally mentor at. They stared as a couple of PhDs with some tech to make adaptive hearing aids that worked with the strengths and weaknesses of people hearing. Headphones was mainly something to do whilst they worked out how do the re gu altitude stuff for a medical device.

Headphones took off and the rest is history. The tech is cool and sounds remarkably good but I find the weird nipples in the earcups to be pretty uncomfortable. Keen to try the nuraloop buds when the come out.

Subscription is ridiculous but that’s the way of things today.

Guess who's back!

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/13/business/steph-korey-away.html

they must have figured out the people they sell luggage to only read lifestyle magazines, so any news article (or the verge) wasn't going to affect their sales, right?

of course they're suing the verge, though. classic thiel move

https://thebaffler.com/latest/certain-unflattering-truths-schaffer

I’ve come to the view this as part of the project of the book itself: to leave us unsettled by how its narrator, like all of us, remains somewhat in the Valley’s mindset, if not its pocket. This entanglement is a feature of the system that works, as she notes, precisely as designed. In the end, for all the generosity she extends to those around her, Wiener is unsparing with herself: “Certain unflattering truths: I had felt unassailable behind the walls of power. Society was shifting, and I felt safer inside the empire, inside the machine. It was preferable to be on the side that did the watching than the side being watched.” Wiener has written an indispensable chronicle of this era in tech, the consequences of which we will all reckon with as the next decade unfolds. Still, given the Valley’s unmatched ability to avoid any sense of guilt as the world around it burns, there is no doubt in my mind that while Uncanny Valley will be read widely and voraciously throughout the empire, Wiener’s readers—techno-skeptics and technologists alike—will be able to recognize themselves without feeling indicted.

But surely someone, somewhere, eventually, will need to feel indicted. At some point, we’re going to need the sharp end of the knife.

wow, Casper CEO on CNBC, when asked why the company priced its IPO at less than half of its private valuation: "I loved getting out and meeting investors. ... People got very excited" about Casper's mission. 🙃

— eg (@eringriffith) February 6, 2020

wonder if you could say they were…exuberant

is this the mattress company or ... ?

I'm sure they'd insist they're a sleep technology company

it's a platform for sleep

not hot dog

sorry, sometimes I get this thread and the thread for the Silicon Valley tv show confused

I got one of their pillows and some sheets on deep discount and they're pretty good if very overpriced

if you run their stock through the lazarus, the valuation becomes real

CSPR ipo delivers

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-07/casper-sleep-slips-below-ipo-price-on-second-day-as-public-firm

nice, love seeing VC money destroyed, after financing thousands of podcasts

From 2016 to September 2019, Casper spent $422.8 million on marketing, according to an earlier filing.

this seems like a lot

I thought the same thing

i mean, if you want long-term national name recognition for a mattress brand in a hurry, mission accomplished and that's more or less what it takes.

whether or not that's a good idea is another question but it's not unreasonable on the marketing side for what they were after.

(what was obvious from the S-1 is no, it's not a good idea)

always hated their C

https://media.glassdoor.com/sqll/990859/casper-squarelogo-1434393923933.png

lol I do agree

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/07/business/media/the-information-jessica-lessin.html

Maybe Information Actually Doesn’t Want to Be Free
By Edmund LeeUpdated Feb. 8, 2020, 8:59 a.m. ET
Jessica Lessin’s online tech publication costs $399 a year and has no ads. Silicon Valley’s elite is eating it up.

heh I remember that valleywag piece

I miss valleywag

i'm reading bad blood. what a world!

turns out a lot of smart people are very dumb!

haha i just read that this week. how is it that no one is in jail yet?

also, fuck david boies

One likes to think one couldn’t be conned but one probably just hasn’t been a target yet.

Also I could definitely be conned I’m very susceptible to salespeople who are ostensibly not outright scamming you.

Literally just wrote a story about how rich people get lesser charges due to filing endless technical appeals. https://t.co/kazZzdQloO https://t.co/c2lFbJt2zE

— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) February 12, 2020

Liz looking more normal-ish there

Adam Neumann's for sale apt is kind of a bland mess. That floorplan!

https://ny.curbed.com/2020/2/19/21143697/for-sale-in-nyc-adam-neumann-nyc-manhattan-wework

fits

ffs

I tend to be cynical about the idea of Late Capitalism, but an Uber driver last night told me a story which made my jaw hit the floor.

He picked me up, and apologised for the congestion.

"You see all these cars, though? They're owned by the same person". (1/9)

— Imran Khan (@imrankhan) February 19, 2020

: o

still use DC & Arlington cabs every week, never installed uber or lyft on any of my phones

Fuck buying into a scam, even at a 100% discount

this is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard
https://www.sfgate.com/living-in-sf/article/bumblebee-spaces-modular-housing-furniture-sf-15080191.php

let's needlessly increase energy usage in homes with a bunch of hydraulics that can only be operated with your chronically faulty internet-of-things devices! imagine coming home drunk and wanting to pass out and yelling at Siri for 20 minutes to get your bed to come out of the ceiling

But with Bumblebee it’s like Marie Kondo lives in my ceiling.

ceiling cat, only Marie Kondo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_FUt5S7j0s

oh, what a feeling / when you’re yelling at the ceiling

overvalued and unprofitable startups desperately latching onto half-baked ideas for generating revenue: a thread

— sir this is a wendy 🌹 (@dellsystem) February 25, 2020