Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

I agree that PJ does not belong on this thread

Bon Jovi sucks, but I was curious and looked up the track list of New Jersey, and there are three songs off that I could hum. The rest I don't recognize by title, but three is not bad!

I just came across a recent interview with Desmond Child, who co-wrote "Livin' on a Prayer" (among others). He says last year it got streamed half a billion times, and that netted him all of $6,000. My question is, where is my cut for hearing it so many times?

Does he get a cut of karaoke licenses, though?

That is a fucking pittance. Songwriters and musicians really need to go on strike like back in ‘42.

I just came across a recent interview with Desmond Child, who co-wrote "Livin' on a Prayer" (among others).

I mean, Bad Medicine for one!

There's one song on "New Jersey" co-written by Child *and* Diane Warren! Talk about hedging your bets.

Any band that ever co-wrote with Child should have their instruments destroyed

Aerosmith

"Heart's Done Time"
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
"Angel"
"What It Takes"
"Flesh"
"Crazy"
"Hole in My Soul"
"Ain't That a Bitch"

That is DIRE

pretty bummed that i can still more or less remember how those Nine Lives deep cuts go

Don't forget his sultry, magnificent work with Ricky Martin.

Haha I remember Nine Lives well

Any band that ever co-wrote with Child should have their instruments destroyed

by the time desmond child arrives, that's almost assuredly already happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLcWHU9tKjg

Wow, lay off the Dudes of Wrath, man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9N2HJWAyiE

lol i watched shocker for the first time last week. fuckin rules

Nice!

Garth's Vegas show is apparently just him in sweats with a guitar and atool. I'd like to see that.

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

(stool)

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'd see him with just a guitar and stool. Proper pants would be a nice touch, though.

― alpine static, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

a guitar and a tool

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Magic Garth

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

He'd like to see that.

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

haaaaaaay y'all what's going on?

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:40 PM bookmarkflaglink

i just want to watch garth brooks sit on a stool naked

― max, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:42 PM bookmarkflaglink

thanks for killing the thread

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true
you're a friend and a confidant

― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:50 PM bookmarkflaglink

inspired run

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnGoFU4XIAA1wWy?format=jpg&name=small

available on 12" CDV!

“The music that put rock on the map”
Good lord

Was convinced someone had revived this to suggest 'Positions'..

No one knew precisely where rock was located before this.

Some had foolishly contended that the heart of it was in Cleveland.

xpost put rock on what map? the map to buttrock town?

the map is available on a 12" CDV

“The music that put rock on the map”
Good lord

― calstars, Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:03 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

LMFAO

that is a perfectly reasonable dad joke tbf

that is a perfectly reasonable dad joke tbf

for New Jersey's core audience of 22 year olds with two kids

Harsh but fair

whoa oh

Desmond Child's laziest songwriting effort. It's where @cmolanphy's theory comes in: the track's popularity was, in a way, the public's referendum for the success of Slippery When Wet. The public was primed to buy ANYTHING Bon Jovi in 1988, and they bought this hot garbage. https://t.co/MkeNmqrf7R

— Adrien Begrand (@AdrienBegrand) June 9, 2021

That's what you get for falling in love obv.

Actually, I don't really know what makes this more garbage-like than most of SWW.

As far as Bon Jovi goes, this is the only one I don't turn off when it comes on the radio. I find it gloriously stupid.

c'mon now, Living On A Prayer actually rips

i can't believe i put the "g" on Livin'

so embarrassing

I find it gloriously stupid.

It's a terrific fake Slade song (only lacking in that it wasn't titled "Bad Med-A-Sin").

I did my best to promote the thread on Breihan's Twitter feed.

I love the song's fake fake-ending, which is like extra stupid. I love the on the nose lyrics. I love how it sounds a bit like the fake song Jack Black writes in "School of Rock." And I love how the only Bon Jovi songs I can hum are the ones they wrote with Desmond Child, though to be fair there are a bunch of songs they did with Desmond Child that I've never heard or don't recognize. Desmond Child, man. What a weird ass CV that hack has.

FWIW, Child had another hit with Joan Jett's "I Hate Myself for Loving You" the same year as "Bad Medicine," and that song is even more in the Slade-ish glam-rock mode.

and much better

Man, now I wish Joan Jett had done "Bad Medicine."

Desmond Child should be banned from music with guitars, sitars, theremins, and bongos

a theremin and bongos band would be cool

The Joan Jett song is bad ass. The Bon Jovi song is stoopid.

evergreen

"Dude Looks Like a Lady" was the year before too. Child was really on a roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op3XaWdYfmk

Child was really on a roll a troll.