Resurrect Han Solo and have him travel around the galaxy abruptly shooting people.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
I still find it hard to buy that Greedo didn't shoot first, maybe because rodians have permanent o-face.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
Old Lunch otm. For all the talk about how the Star Wars fans are the most entitled fan group there is, I don't think it's often enough pointed out how awfully the franchise has been handled.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
Let alone by the independently wealthy auteur himself, who had full creative control! The closest competition could be the Alien series, where after two masterpieces and a whole bunch of misfires or shit, the originator returns and ... makes equally bad if not worse sequels. (Though to be fair, at least they looked great, which is more than you can say for the prequels.)
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
*extremely prequel-defender voice* covenant is probably the third best alien movie imo
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
Damning with faint praise. "Covenant" is to the Alien series what Scott's "Hannibal" (the movie) was to the "Silence of the Lambs" series. Just because it's sort of aware of its overheated ridiculousness doesn't make it any smarter/better.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
I just think Star Wars is kinda in a league of it's own, what with the endless tinkering of the original trilogy on top. So you have three beloved cultural milestones, but nobody can see the versions they remember. Then you have three universally hated prequels. And a sequel trilogy, which seems to have been unplanned and ricochetted back and forth between two creators with very different ideas. And some spinoffs, of which one was well liked, and one bombed. It's really impressive, actually.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
Don't forget an expanded universe the volume of which, over the course of a couple decades, came to dwarf the amount of filmed material (largely released while the films were 'on a break') and which was mercilessly purged the moment Disney took the reins.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
Can you imagine the Doctor Who peeps saying, 'yeah, all that shit people made while the show was on hiatus for years and years totally isn't canon anymore, way to waste your time and money nerds'
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link
OMG, I'm slowly coming around to the unhealthy perspective of the obsessive SW fanbase.
TAKE BACK THE 'WARS
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
The Disney retcon of what is now the "Legends" EU stuff was harsh and overbearing, but I think it was coming one way or another if more movies were going to be made. That EU spun off so much material that it was going to be near impossible not to step on the toes of some part of the EU.
Of course, now seeing how myopic and tantrum-y the fanbase is anyway, not sure it matters.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Meaning some sort of reckoning with the timeline and EU was inevitable, I think. But they did minimize the EU in an awful way.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
I'd like to see a series that takes place 100 years after the new movie, about a wandering Death Star that's trying to learn the lost art of planet destruction.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link
I have thought (not too hard) about the following angle -- what if Lucasfilm had made the new film series an actual reboot, not a continuation of the original story? The Force Awakens could have been refashioned into a straight-up reboot, with relatively few adjustments (remove Han & Chewie, chunks of the backstory, etc.). They could have started fresh and avoided the need to refashion the old continuity, and maybe it would have still been as successful. (I generally like the new movies, and I'm not saying this as a complaint... just a "thought experiment.")
― Inapt Authority (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
Of course, they understandably would not have wanted to pass up the chance to work with the original actors, and conclude the OG characters' storylines, while the opportunity was still there.
― Inapt Authority (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
This may have been mentioned upthread, but the irony of Star Wars fanboys almost, but not quite, grasping that they could make their own homage/pastiche of their beloved IP that is already a homage/pastiche of older stuff, is pretty rich
― icy bike chain rain (zchyrs), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
MACLUNKEY
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
Lucasfilm retconned a shitload of the stuff people complain about being gone yeeeears before Disney ever got their paws on anything
There's a bunch of material that came out after the prequels started to roll into theaters that has a foot in both the 90s expanded universe and the Lucas new-canon that's incredibly awkward
― a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
Incredibly awkward?! That doesn't sound like the Star Wars Expanded Universe that I know, sir.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
It's insanely less awkward these days! I'm all in favor of the new canon! Long live Lucasfilm, a division of Disney, Inc!
― a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
If you want your brain to explode into goo, I took the ill-advised step of searching out a fan discussion from the 2000s era:https://boards.theforce.net/threads/have-they-retconned-the-spaarti-cloning-cylinders.18432696/
― a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
I didn't understand a word of that but my counterpart Oold Luunch was reading over my shoulder and seemed to grok it.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
back to the grim resignation for ep 9:
I'm enthusiastic about the scale implied by a huge fleet of star destroyers that's been unseen throughout the movies that seems to pop up. It's an idea that got thrown around in different forms in the fandom, but seeing a shitload of those suckers on screen is pretty awesome
― a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
I wanna see some 'opening scene of Spaceballs'-level commitment to the scale of such an endeavor. A good twelve minutes or so devoted to them slowly coasting into the scene.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
Like hes hit upon the idea of it being possible for something other than star wars to exist but cant quite figure out how to articulate it from within his worldview of 'star wars is everything'. Kind of thrilling to read tbh, like someone trying to break out of the matrix
lol yes
"the Doctor Who peeps"' position is in fact the far more sensible "there is no canon and never was, even the TV show."
Except for once when an outside PR firm wrote a press release for some downloadable computer games saying that they were canon. As the games are no longer hosted by the BBC, I suppose they've been downgraded to Gnostic gospels.
― insecurity bear (sic), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
Then you have three universally hated prequels.
LOL. I spend A LOT of time deep in the fandom, and this notion is . . . well, you should go to an SW con some time, is all I am saying. You would be quickly disabused of this alleged universality.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
I mean, the number of late 20s - early 30s female fans out there who count Darth Maul and Padme Amidala among their favorite characters, and Revenge of the Sith as a top-2 or -3 entry, is substantial.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
I refuse to grimly resign myself to that fact
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:37 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's not smart! it's just very misanthropic in a way i find weirdly compelling
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
also features unforgettable scenes of android fingering
― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
xp I don't know how old Fred is but there is a SERIOUS contingent of SW fans who were 5-10 years old when TPM came out, got taken to the prequels by their parents, and grew up loving them. To them, Ewan MacGregor IS Obi-Wan Kenobi.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
yes! xp
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link
wouldn't classify myself as a star wars "fan" but i love the prequels and i don't see a vast quality difference between them and the original trilogy
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
so that serious contingent of sw fans are otm
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
i dislike the prequels but my hot-take is that the phantom menace is the best movie of the 3. the second one is the worst. "I don't like the sand" my eye!
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link
Yeah, I know I'm supposed to toe the party line but on the basis of having seen all of the post-ROTJ films precisely one time each, I have to admit that the prequels (or at least the latter two) were more entertaining and memorable than the newer sequels. Which is not, notably, a qualitative statement.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
i've only seen the most recent of the new sequels (and solo) of the newer films and yes, phantom menace is better than those films
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link
attack of the clones is sometimes my favorite bc of obi-wan's noirish clone factory investigation
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
I can never be mad at any movie that gave us that Ray Harryhausen monster-fight sequence.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/8d/9f/098d9fbd7f52436bb100744eff5eac7b.jpg
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
Cool i get to explain to my colleagues why I'm reading about fingering droids on company time good work all
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
the prequels are 10000x better than the force awakens but the last jedi is extremely tight y'all xp
― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, December 10, 2019 3:18 PM bookmarkflaglink
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― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
I thought the Abrams/Johnson films were fun while I watched them but I'm continually stunned that I remember almost nothing about them aside from some of the Big Moments (and even those are a little fuzzy). I think that accounts for much of the reason why I'm not exactly excited about the new one.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
Say what you will about Lucas, but he knew how to make (or facilitate) a two-hour toy commercial that stuck with you.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
hmmmm I should do I "favorite Star Wars big monster" poll
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
The Last Jedi is the best star war
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
I'm not sure any of the prequels/subsequent sequels are worth a second viewing.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link
Challops a plenty here, someone pls bring a different side dish
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link
I recently re-watched TLJ for the first time since it came out, and genuinely laughed at the scene where Poe pretends to have connection issues in his video chat w/Hux ("...General Hugs?"). Say what you will, that s#$% is funny
― Inapt Authority (morrisp), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
I haven't seen Caravan of Courage since elementary school and I remember that thing better than The Last Jedi tbrr.
― Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link