The Golden age of Internet comes to a close?

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poll: which of FAANG will end up purchasing twitter

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

twitter is a tiny minnow compared with those companies

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

poll: which of FAANG will end up purchasing twitter

― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone)

the only reason to buy up a smaller company is to ruin it so that it can't compete with you

twitter is pre-ruined

fuck, didn't disney consider buying twitter before deciding not to on the grounds that twitter is terrible?

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

i'm sure people will gripe about that article but it seems otm to me

obv point but the big thing is the narrowing of the internet down into the aforementioned platforms. that's where my dread comes from, at least. ilx is a safehaven not only because of the people and the format but because it's truly an independent platform. we don't have to worry about stet trying to increase revenue or clicks, it's fine as it is, and it'll (most likely, i hope?) continue like this. it's sustainable and not trying to endlessly grow. that's comforting. but the rest of the internet feels like a shitty mall

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

ok, shitty malls are a bad analogy

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

we don't have to worry about stet trying to increase revenue

I would love to turn this into a money fountain but there's no way to do it which isn't hideous beyond description and so, y'know, no thanks. Clicks remain remarkably constant, traffic is at the level it's been at since I started counting in about 2008 and doesn't vary massively.

stet, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

which of FAANG will end up purchasing twitter

My preference would be Jeff Bezos, World's Richest Humanoid. He would then drown Twitter in a bucket just to spite Donald Trump, who would consequently become increasingly isolated.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

of course, if you ever want to entertain revenue-generating ideas i have this really bold plan that involves a pyramid scheme, cryptocurrency, and a minimum of 4 hectares of reasonably secure and well-drained land

but until then i'm very glad to donate as much as i can, as often as you need it, and i know that's true for many many others as well

xp

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

I've never even seen a hectare

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

anyway irc still functions, it's literally easier than ever to stick some html on the internet, everyone has access to secure private group chats on their phones, and no one forum needs to take over the world to be good. Discord is probably gonna turn out to be evil at some point but the spirit of irc is strong on there to a certain extent

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

Hectare? No, we never even kissed

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

anyway irc still functions, it's literally easier than ever to stick some html on the internet, everyone has access to secure private group chats on their phones, and no one forum needs to take over the world to be good. Discord is probably gonna turn out to be evil at some point but the spirit of irc is strong on there to a certain extent

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby)

hell, Discord is probably evil _now_, I've heard stories about white nationalist communities. that's the risk of adopting the old "decentralized" model - no corporate hegemony, but also little in the way of functional oversight. it's a mess and it's inconvenient and everything is whispers and shadows, finding things is reaching out blindly in the dark, and every five months the community falls apart or a corporation buys it to destroy it and you have to move on to something else. it reminds me of piracy, honestly, the life, but nobody's trying to break a law that's been written, we're just trying to have an honest conversation without it being turned into a fucking shoe commercial

i don't mind the _idea_ of monoculture, it's just that the people in charge of the Majors are all manifestly bastards, probably how they got in charge in the first place. no, no, i do mind, because i've seen it, community just doesn't scale. probably one reason i keep going after bands only three people listen to, god you think i can have a discussion on the internet about _radiohead_?

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

my partner spent a lot of time on Radiohead's own weird web 0.9 technology messageboard in high school and the one rule there was not to talk about Radiohead

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

:) ask your partner if they remember feedback, HeadOfState, or penisfingers on that board. for a couple years i was in the top 5 posters (by quantity, not quality)

i actually found ilx through the rhmb!
we actually talked about radiohead all the damn time

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

top poster by quantity not quality by poster penisfingers #humblebrag

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

:D

feedback was my main name. penisfingers was my first sock!

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

i learned a lot on that board, about how to a complete weirdo on the internet

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

Ah, the glory days!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

my man :D

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

jia is proof that platform is 90% of intellectual success these days, which feels related to the vertical internet phenomenon

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

maura is that a burn on jia? :(

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

she’s bad, sorry

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

actually i’m not sorry but

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

she's good

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link

no

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link

she’s an adderall-fueled solipsist with boring arguments

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

:,(

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

i gotta be me

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

Adderall-fueled solipsist makes me shrug and doesn't mean a whole lot. The boring arguments though, that's def true.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

I like Jia sry I guess

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

and boring is a fake idea

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

i should have said banal instead, you’re right

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

a friend of mine once summarized tolentino’s work as “clever but not smart” and that reads 100 percent correct to me. everything i’ve read by her on any subject i have remotest knowledge of has had its routine incidents of bullshit and received wisdom. she is good at affecting an intellectual surface through sentences. she’s done some good reporting too

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

anyway it’s fine to like her, so many people agree with you

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:08 (four years ago) link

I have very little confidence in my own taste, if someone on a messageboard posts that a thing I think is good is bad actually I get all kerfuffled

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:09 (four years ago) link

:O if i ever kerfuffled you i'm sorry silby!

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link

Silby! <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link

she's the one from the hulu fyre fest doc?

10,000 mani-gecs (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:14 (four years ago) link

i should also say i like exceedingly few modern writers, probably because i am one, adjust for inflation

american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:19 (four years ago) link

i still consider myself a late 90s writer, protoblogger

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

brad posts for me / i get anxious when i dislike stuff a lot of people are into, so

maura, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

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