"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"
β dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link
lol
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link
Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.
― rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
jesus, that's a lot to process
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link
dn/post but still:
word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead
β But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!π (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM
― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (four years ago) link
Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.
β Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link
Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.β Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― π« (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link
I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years
β josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link
Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]
― panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
Yeah, what is up there?
― Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)
β early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)
― rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
looool
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
nice
― imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
:D
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
fuck landlords they shouldn't exist
β a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
Cro-Mags fucking slay...
(Neanderthal)
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link
Poignant and informative.
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link
this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:
Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the βinnocentβ one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.β obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07
β obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link
xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible
β Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link
lol this post has now appeared in two threads!
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link
congrats my man
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link
Two threads none the girther, though
― Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link
Did you really have to goe there
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link
"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous
β the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte
β Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's quite good
β Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link
I would change almost everything about this plan. But Iβm not in charge, and one of the best things Iβve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.
β Guys donβt @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)
― rob, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.
β fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 11 February 2021 04:18 (three years ago) link
Whatever happened to Orgy?
β Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:15 (three years ago) link
good one, rob!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthalxp
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link
I've got one too tho:
They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.β Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43
β Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.
β it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
Lol
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link
A+ post
β that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 08:51 (three years ago) link
Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers
― ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link
― imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link
that rarest of events: DN/username/post
― imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link
...tbf, thread not post
i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore
https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2
β Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link
"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?β Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 10:42 (three years ago) link
The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.
β visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link
v good
― nxd, Sunday, 21 March 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg
β You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link
Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything
― your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 09:09 (two years ago) link
could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me
β the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link
drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag
β that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 15 April 2021 06:16 (two years ago) link
Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.β Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link
The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).
When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.
β Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)
(dn not username, sorry)
― rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link
hahah
― vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:47 (six months ago) link
I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.β Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:43 (six months ago) link
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:44 (six months ago) link
"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts
― omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 16:04 (six months ago) link
ugh this clue on celeb jeop tonite:
"when she performed 'crazy for you' in the high school wrestling film 'vision quest,' this pop star was virtually unknown"
i assume these episodes were written pre-strike, but maybe the jeopardy fact checking dept already had a foot out the door? (she had the #1 album in the u.s. the week the movie was released, had recently scored her first #1 single, and was well on her way to superstardom.)
β fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 9:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:02 (five months ago) link
when I got to the diversity and inclusion workshop bit I just
βΒ Left,Β Sunday, October 15, 2023 12:18 PMΒ (nine hours ago)bookmarkflaglink
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 October 2023 02:44 (five months ago) link
― budo jeru, Monday, 16 October 2023 03:21 (five months ago) link
Nice.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 16 October 2023 06:32 (five months ago) link
Iβm terms of comparing the albums, I think theyβre fairly equal: three or four great songs, four or five good songs, two or three failed experiments or dreary exercises apiece.
β Halfway there but for you, Friday, November 10, 2023 4:47 AM (fifteen hours ago)
― nxd, Friday, 10 November 2023 20:21 (four months ago) link
easy: frog
β frogbs, Thursday, November 30, 2023 2:58 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― bae (sic), Thursday, 30 November 2023 04:49 (three months ago) link
Killing mice [Started by Tracer Hand (tracerhand) in January 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by ππ₯§ (cat) on I Love Everything] 4 new answers
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (three months ago) link
lmao
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (three months ago) link
it's just blatant
― z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:34 (three months ago) link
there it is
― imago, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:59 (three months ago) link
i am trying to advocate for peaceful resolutions and combat hurtful stereotypes in that thread fwiw!
― ππ₯§ (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:02 (three months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/4EUxU7f.png
― z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:12 (three months ago) link
flagged for outrageous injustice
― ππ₯§ (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:27 (three months ago) link
i would like the songs on Graceland if they removed the African beats and kept it to a guy and his guitar.I apologise if this offends anyone because it's meant to be rascist.β chevy chase, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 11:01 (one month ago) link
If you time it right, you can fly from STH to Amster with Norwegian for less than 100 USD
β Mule, Thursday, February 29, 2024 12:44 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:53 (four weeks ago) link
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 1 March 2024 02:34 (three weeks ago) link
i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.
β schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)
― c u (crΓΌt), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 16:31 (one week ago) link
excellent, works on multiple levels
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 00:22 (one week ago) link
tell us about your birthday plans, dan
β Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink
Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.
β dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
― felicity, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 17:39 (one week ago) link
― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 18:11 (one week ago) link
src?
β citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink
[. . .]
src? lol
also hello and welcome to ILB!
β citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink
― felicity, Thursday, 21 March 2024 22:47 (one week ago) link
Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.Billy Whizz.Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.β Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 22:03 (yesterday) link