I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

I imagine the old cast will show up as ghosts, including ghost Harold Ramis. And the old ghosts will fight the new ghost baddie. That seems like the most obvious, tacky prediction.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 December 2019 16:54 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh god a ghost harold ramis would be in such incredibly poor taste

of course they're gonna do it

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:55 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"voiced by Josh Gad"

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:56 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

stop it we're gonna will it into existence

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:58 (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I thought the Baby Yoda was cool until someone told me it wasn't really Baby Yoda.

― pplains, Monday, December 9, 2019 4:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Isn't it?

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

they de-aged the real Yoda with Irishman CGI :(

― insecurity bear (sic), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok dumb but I snarfed coffee:

cecillamontemclaughlin 2
3 years ago
I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT 2TIMES BY GORILLAS IF ARE HUMAN TO SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY I AM A MAN OR A WOMAN I HAVE NO VAGINA I HAVE 2 NATURAL BORN SONS BY MALES SPECIES IT WOULD MEAN THAT LIFE WAS NEVER HERE IF THERE WERE AN ANSWER FOR THE FUNERAL OF ANYONE WHO DIED WHILE THIS PREGNANCY HAS TAKEN PLACE TWICE IN MY BODY ONE IS 41 YEARS OLD THE OTHER IS 16 YEARS OLD
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:49 AM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

same
― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:51 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Eno: first house he finds with a dual chime doorbell and he's stuck there for half an hour

― fetter, Thursday, 12 December 2019 14:13 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fully merited.

https://media.giphy.com/media/cIFcdD1oiyboQ/giphy.gif

yes two thumbs uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

yeah, that were good, that

Buttigieg: “I trust you to figure out your own health care.”

— David Smith (@SmithInAmerica) December 13, 2019

this is something James Bond says when dumping a guy out of a medical helicopter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, December 13, 2019

omg

hail to the chief

So, with all that, I think a better, more proper open ending would've been to show Angela hesitating whether or not to eat the egg, then fade to black before we see if she does. Then it would've been up for the viewer to decide whether even a supposedly good and just person like her deserves the power of a god.

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

then a dog jumps up and eats it out of her hand

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

And season 2 will be all about the adventures of... Dog Manhattan!

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Great y'all just wrote Son of Mask 2 congrats

― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Canadians were the sport of choice amongst lesbians in your day?

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:35 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've got the scars to prove it

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:39 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So have we addressed the fact that Palpatine had sex

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:25 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^Fixing to say.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:31 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

...and that somehow Daisy Ridley is the eventual result.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:32 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Reminds me of that (iirc) Anthony Lane line re: the lack of chemistry between Christiansen & Portman in the prequals, and how Luke & Leia had to have been conceived via "Anakin in the bathroom with a Playwookie mag".

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xpost explains the British accent?

I'm ignoring it lol, but other people should decide for themselves: I made a mistake of wading into a fan forum where I learned that it's apparently canon that Palpatine created Anakin/Vader either by impregnating Shri or messing with her pregnancy, so the whole Rey/Ben relationship is in fact incest in the Daenerys/Jon Snow tradition.

― Roz, Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tapping out

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:51 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry for spoilulz

saves me the trouble of seeing it

What?

― Tuomas, Sunday, October 21, 2007 1:49 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

To troll me how?

― Tuomas, Sunday, October 21, 2007 1:49 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

five years pass...

Not sure why but this strikes me as funny.

Good piece, time for JP to get purged

― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:13 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

She's got a 2020 bbc series about her salt of the earth 2nd home in France owning zany working class family or something in the pipeline. (.....)

― calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 21:41 (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

working class credentials seem le gîte

― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:47 (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bow down

Secret shame: gîte takes the feminine but I decided that didn't work as well

Not at all, you're golden.

Phonetically, on the other hand…

that aint comedy thats diction

Grand.

turns out the real dark lord of the sith,,, was capitalism

― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 9:58 AM bookmarkflaglink

adam sith

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

waht is going on here

https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Romance-publishing-industry-in-chaos-top-awards-14958581.php

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:39 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I appreciate that the story about a genre fiction scandal is being reported by an organ whose name sounds like a genre fiction scandal

― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:08 (forty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Imagine you're a 20-something junior officer in an air-defence unit armed with the short-medium range Tor system, tasked with defending the two military facilities a few km NNW of Parand, Iran

mmmm, what am I wearing

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

How in hell is this a decade old.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

It came out 10 years ago

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

proof?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink

It's a decade old

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:41 AM bookmarkflaglink

that... is some top quality pure uncut fred right there

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 5:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

yang pulling a neil tyson there xxp

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:38 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sensing a theme

tmi

But because the analysis of gender here is ancillary, these folks never have to think about whether the first woman to win the presidency can do so as a socialist, given the ways that the concept of the “bleeding heart liberal” carries underneath it a misogynist edge about namby-pamby femme people.

I wish we could somehow run a Holodeck style simulation where AOC is the candidate so we could properly test this hypothesis.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

An excellent column.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

xp just wait for 2028 when she unseats President Rand Paul But More Racist

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

That's a rude way to describe Klobuchar.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, January 20, 2020 1:32 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

bret stephens, rock critic:

Most pop songs are about love. Most heavy metal songs are about sex. Most country music seems to be about hard knocks and heartbreak.

― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:06 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

...

most heavy metal songs are about disembowled goblins ime

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:02 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I guess you could fuck them

― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 12:03 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Morbs do you ever hang out w 100 yr old who look down on you for not being into penny farthings and Sandra Bernhardt

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

or Sarah lol

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:45 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

(only included the 2nd post to acknowledge the error. the zing itself is the point.)

get his ass!!!

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my motto!

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 22, 2020 5:36 PM

YT embeds welcome when deployed with parsimony.

― pomenitul, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:32 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

look there are plenty of threads to argue about food

― the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:33 (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is notable and embarrassing: I just learned that analgesic medication is just anti-pain medication (as in an-algesic) and does *not* refer to anal suppositories (as in anal-gesic).

― ed.b, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:33 PM bookmarkflaglink

you've been putting tylenol up your ass?

― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:43 PM bookmarkflaglink

Only an ilxor amirite

I can see his point

i do not believe ed. b, only my mom would think something like that

how do i listen to music if it's not arranged in a dynamically updated playlist for me??

*aimlessly bumps into furniture like a roomba*

-But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone)
Posted: January 27, 2020 at 9:43:57 AM

just here to move my bookmark

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 28 January 2020 04:21 (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haha

When the big "is this country" debate I thought it was obviously country but somehow now I've heard it so much that it doesn't sound like country music to me at all, I think I was fooled by the prominent mention of horses.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), 30. januar 2020 20:07 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I've edited the entire post a bit, but for some reason that sentence just breaks me.

the next time a democrat has a legit shot at the presidency the people on this board will be old men on the steve hoffman forum arguing about the best mastered pressing of tago mago or whatever.

― Thus Sang Freud, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:26 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly difficult to imagine

― Doctor Casino, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:44 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah they are never going to top the original mastering

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, January 31, 2020 6:45 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink