Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Arsenal are getting totally outplayed.

Shelvey just scored a second for Newcastle which the keeper didn’t bother going for because the flag was raised five seconds before, wrongly as it turned out and the goal was given. hilariously shit but why Sheffield United aren't doing their nuts about it I have no idea

Arsenal getting outplayed is hardly news these days. Newcastle's relative rise far more worrying imo.

Arsenal completely dominated for about twenty minutes after the break and just stopped. 2-1 Brighton. They’ll probably get a draw but Brighton have been far the better side.

Brighton deserve a win here imo.

Glad arsenal lost particularly for the squeaky voiced kid who won't shut up being picked up on the commentary. Making Shearer sound good

Changed tense at the final whistle there, ruining an already dreadful sentence structure

Great win.

In other heartwarming news, Vincent Janssen has started to come good. He has had a mostly miserable first season for Monterrey, playing second fiddle to Ramiro Funes Mori’s twin brother, but scored in both legs of the playoff quarter finals and the first leg of the semifinals last night. He seems really happy.

Vincent Janssen has started to come good

Whaaaat?! The whole of the Netherlands has collectively forgotten him but this is good news :D

Big Dunc Energy

lol Pearson??? i'm sure Watford will mount a solid Championship campaign

Lock up your combative midfielders, the Leicester Strangler is back in town.

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heung min son

i have never been so sure of a goal with six people yet to beat

Amazing.

love2see Burnley getting a battering

VIDEO: GOAL OF THE SEASON?! 😱

Heung-Min Son with an incredible run and finish to put Spurs 3-0 up

Unreal individual effort 🔥#THFC

pic.twitter.com/G8vjz2JO2i

— E-Spurs (@e_spurs) December 7, 2019

aurier just cannonballed an opponent im dying

as my dad said about the Maradona goal, somebody shd've chopped Son around the half way line

I mean fair play to him and all but Son essentially has to beat one player for that goal

two, and that's fair criticism but he still fair et up that last fifty yards

LOL Solskjaer is good now. Pep out.

Fuck's sake City this isn't helping us

You know you'd be railing against the commentariat if it was anyone else's player darragh. But the lad can run alright

Anyway, that was quite a good half

gnnnnhhhhnnngggg

fully sweating it there, christ

Listened to that on TalkSport. Paul Parker sounding like he'd been dragged off the street and bunged in front of a mic with no experience whatsoever.

You know you'd be railing against the commentariat if it was anyone else's player darragh. But the lad can run alright

― Number None, Saturday, 7 December 2019 18:23 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is fair

That's not dribbling, it's running

It's imperative that Vlla pull this game back to 3-2 at any cost, forcing Leicester into the moral defeat of winning 4-2, the most embarrassing scoreline to win by

aw man nice header from Saiss

Brighton defend like bitches

Not now

Jota!!!!

alright, 6 more!

Wrong end

c'mon Jota, chip taht one over

lol this time my feed is lagged.

ugh dammit.

Blimey.

rare gaffe by Patricio. I'm not entirely anxious tho. Wolves could have 3 or 4 by now, and I think there are more coming.

I'm listening to the radio. Not good.

Worst of it is the idiot kept calling us on 2 goals cos of that second one Jota shd've scored.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

lol

next time I say six more, I specify which squad first

Tempted to get outside clothes on and go and watch the second half but Sunday evening in winter and I don't wanna be in the pub

Two teams like this could easy be six goals in the game

jesus fuck almost a third

Wolves just need to settle, there have been many holes they've exploited in Brighton and there's no sign Brighton's defending has tightened. no need to force things at all.

def don't wanna lose this one with Liverpool and Man City coming up