Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

Someone’s got to win in the human race
If it isn’t HOOS then it has to be steen

Cars "Hello Again":

Electric
Wanna feel... loose
You wanna be... eclectic
You wanna call a HOOS

Well it ain't no HOOS to sit and wonder why, babe
Ifin' HOOS don't know by now

Hide your heart from sight
Lock your steen at night
It could happen to HOOS

Oh HOOSanna, o don't you cry for me

I drove from Steendiana with a banjo on my knee

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

HOOSnuts roasting on an open fire

HOOS HOOS HOOS
who wouldn't steen

I’ve never seen HOOS looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Any major HOOS with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the steenin is at your door, in the morning it won’t be there no more
Any major HOOS will tell you (HOOS)
Any major HOOS will tell you

Good work here everybody

HOOS!
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steenin!
SAY IT AGAIN!

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, November 10, 2019 11:25 AM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

This one really got me

<3

HOOS
you really got me now
you got me so I don't know what I'm steenin

HOOS are you?
HOOS, HOOS
HOOS, HOOS
Well I really wanna steen
(...)
Well I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenn
I really wanna steeeeeeeeeeen
Come on, tell me
HOOS are you, HOOS, HOOS
HOOS are you?

HOOS can it steen now
*saxophone*

My little HOOS coupe
you don't know what I got

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steen, oooh
Cause I'll just HOOS you
Then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on steeeeeeen

I can steen my driver in a fancy restaurant
But nothing compares 2 HOOS

lol crüt and YMP

(though now I am wondering if it would have been better as "no steen compares 2 HOOS")

lock thread

I've got HOOS
Under my steen

― The Soundtrack of Burl Ives (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, December 27, 2019 8:16 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect, economical, effective

HOOS
I steen some driver

HOOS
Not just any driver

These HOOS are made for walkin’
And that’s just what they’ll HOOS
One of these days these HOOS
Are gonna steendrive over you
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
HOOS HOOS HOOS HOOS
(descending in quartertones)

And the ride
Is so HOOS
You must be a limosteen

My name is BIG HOOS
I'm an old steen driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through

He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar,
I ain't either
So let's have a smile for BIG HOOS, the steen driver

Jus-STEEN never knew the HOOS

Fade into HOOS
I drove a steen you never knew

Today I started loving HOOS again
And I'm right back where I always drove my steen

And I got a steening
Down in my HOOS
Said way down in my HOOS

I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got HOOS to drive

When I woke up this morning
HOOS was on my drive and
HOOS was on my drive

Tell me HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Well, HOOS that riding?
HOOS the steendrivator
Wrote the book of the seventh steen

A
E
A-e-I-o HOOS
And sometimes Whiney

Aut
HOOS
Bahn

think it's time we stop
HOOS
what's that sound
everybody steen what's driving down

wtf
https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/article_main_image_-_1280w__no_aspect_/public/Lancet_HCQ_1280x720.jpg

call the SEC

I’ll stop the world and melt with HOOS
You’ve steen the difference and it’s getting better all the drive

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HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

HOO - OO - OOS
HOO - OO - OO - OS

Do not ask for the steening
Ask instead for the HOOS

'vid nineteen
on the scene
what else do I HOOS to steen?

HOOS didn't steen the fiyah
HOOS was always steenin' since the world's been teening

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
HOOS a magic man

It’s my party
I’ll steendrive if I want to
Drive if I want to
Drive if I want to
You would drive too
If it happened to HOOS

I’ve got my drive set on HOOS
I’ve got my drive set on HOOS

In steens I drive with HOOS
In steens I thrive with HOOS
Only in steens
In pitiful steens

Inspired by sarahell's post here: Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

You drive steen for a while
You drive steen for a while
And I'll be HOOS

Someone somewhere asked me,
"Is there anything in particular I can help you with?"
All I ever wanted help with was HOOS.

Well HOOS my friend
What about young Anna Steen?