i saw recorder! amazing and profound film
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 December 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link
Right? he's the best
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link
<3 Dan
i saw 4 boys this weekend i feel like i accomplished something
― surm, Monday, 9 December 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link
I have to tell u that I just got irrationally angry with a bad kisserLike he kept pointing his little tongue in my mouth. I wanted to slap him sillyAnd his breath was not goodI had to pretend I couldn't keep it up just to get him out of my apartment.
― surm, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
what's on deck for the weekend everyone
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
a glogg party
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link
is glogg eggnog?
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
nope
mulled wine
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
YUM
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link
w/ extra ingredients
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
omg like what? acid?
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
HI!
― surm, Monday, 16 December 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
probably not this batch, surm. jim beam.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
ok i love both soi loved those ads with Mila Kunislike, i really started buying Jim Beam after thatso they worked!!!https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Bsg/jim-beam-make-history-featuring-mila-kunis
― surm, Monday, 16 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
hmmmmmm i've gained 20 lbs
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
My queer acts for the day:
(1) listening to Tyler's IGOR(2) looking at Shawn Mendes photos in bathing suits
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
he's really somethin' else isn't he?
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
well, yeah
https://img.srgcdn.com/e//RzY4QWVXMDhySzVZWlF2djlRaGkuanBn.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
who looks like that
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
Shawn Mendes.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
I can subsist on one of his calves through 2045.
that's really fucked up the rest of us are trying to just sustain a semblance of an arm muscle and there's that out there in the world
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
I’m not! I’m skinny af these days and ok with it
I read an article about how music stans are bad, and I wanted to ask how many music writers had actually been stalked and had their lives threatened
But instead decided to chime in here and say there’s nothing really wrong with a world where you can a. get fucked in the ass and b. watch Star Wars after getting fucked in the ass
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
p sure I have never heard any sounds made by Shawn Mendes or many other hairless twinks
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
ok here's the thingi looked at myself in the mirror today and i was likei'm glad i gained 20 lbs kind of cuz i look kind of hot ALSOi haven't wanted to fuck hairless twinks lately...
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
Twinks are good for nothing irl and only good for one thing on the porn-consumption front (hint: it rhymes with luge Bilbo inversion diddy-ohs)
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
i thought you guys were talking sean mendes the director haha. i was like "wait the older guy in the back-right?". those people look insufferable to me tbh.
in the "photos of people i'd like to do immediately" category:
https://beatsinspace.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/juanmaclean2019.jpg
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
That's SAM "1917" Mendes, mappy
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
i haven't gotten laid since Saturday
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
omg so i've been toppingdid i tell you guys this
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
it's really very interesting
what is interesting about it??
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
It is! You can pretend you're God, watching your lover, as Bette Midler said, from a distance.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
i don't know how ppl really want it i guessyou know i'm into the other stuff i mean ppl get really into it, i do get off on the power trip thing i have tbh
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
I think there's a biological desire for men to feel like they're being "useful" and topping (and topping well) satisfies that desire
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
i mean, me toobut tbh normally i find it v unpleasant
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
i meanthe whole process just feels so tediouslike you need products and then the mess factor you know i can barely sleep at night when the kitchen counter hasn't been wiped down so i guess i have that to grapple with
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
If you're on top, you get to grapple with lots of things!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
haha. yeah it does require some ...
nuttering aboutelbow greasemonkeywrenching
also helps to have a project belt and a work cloth
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
the 'usefulness' thing is extremely otm of course
and then there's the whole protection thinglike i'd rather just get a beej and call it a day really, no muss no fuss
the other night i topped a friend and afterward i realized he didn't even ask me if i'm on prepand i am but i still get so nervous like, do ppl still use condoms
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link
I don’t know why anyone would ever go into a situation where anal might happen without attending to some cleanliness stuff in advance. A guy I’m casually seeing told me his ex was ALWAYS messy, every time, and I’m like... how could that possibly be enjoyable for either party
Part of the enjoyment of bottoming is KNOWING you’re clean as a whistle, prod away my sweetie
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link
gross
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 December 2019 00:12 (four years ago) link
that's awful really
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
i just can't imagine
― surm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
Is it bad form to bring up my big news in this thread too?
Well I don't care. I'm engaged and I am so very much in love!
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Congrats!!
― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link