Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

love your posts surm and fgti

I read about grindr like I do about new Tarantino films

things I will never experience

How do you pull, Morbs?

Oh by the way, noted homosexual documentarian Matt Wolf has just announced his forthcoming masterpiece today, which I proudly did the score for, I'm so fucking excited this movie is amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qjTJTljSk/

i saw recorder! amazing and profound film

Right? he's the best

<3 Dan

i saw 4 boys this weekend i feel like i accomplished something

I have to tell u that I just got irrationally angry with a bad kisser
Like he kept pointing his little tongue in my mouth. I wanted to slap him silly
And his breath was not good
I had to pretend I couldn't keep it up just to get him out of my apartment.

what's on deck for the weekend everyone

a glogg party

is glogg eggnog?

nope

mulled wine

YUM

w/ extra ingredients

omg like what? acid?

HI!

probably not this batch, surm. jim beam.

ok i love both so
i loved those ads with Mila Kunis
like, i really started buying Jim Beam after that
so they worked!!!
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Bsg/jim-beam-make-history-featuring-mila-kunis

hmmmmmm i've gained 20 lbs

My queer acts for the day:

(1) listening to Tyler's IGOR
(2) looking at Shawn Mendes photos in bathing suits

he's really somethin' else isn't he?

well, yeah

https://img.srgcdn.com/e//RzY4QWVXMDhySzVZWlF2djlRaGkuanBn.jpg

who looks like that

Shawn Mendes.

I can subsist on one of his calves through 2045.

that's really fucked up
the rest of us are trying to just sustain a semblance of an arm muscle and there's that out there in the world

I’m not! I’m skinny af these days and ok with it

I read an article about how music stans are bad, and I wanted to ask how many music writers had actually been stalked and had their lives threatened

But instead decided to chime in here and say there’s nothing really wrong with a world where you can a. get fucked in the ass and b. watch Star Wars after getting fucked in the ass

p sure I have never heard any sounds made by Shawn Mendes or many other hairless twinks

ok here's the thing
i looked at myself in the mirror today and i was like
i'm glad i gained 20 lbs kind of cuz i look kind of hot
ALSO
i haven't wanted to fuck hairless twinks lately...

Twinks are good for nothing irl and only good for one thing on the porn-consumption front (hint: it rhymes with luge Bilbo inversion diddy-ohs)

i thought you guys were talking sean mendes the director haha. i was like "wait the older guy in the back-right?". those people look insufferable to me tbh.

in the "photos of people i'd like to do immediately" category:

https://beatsinspace.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/juanmaclean2019.jpg

That's SAM "1917" Mendes, mappy

i haven't gotten laid since Saturday

omg so i've been topping
did i tell you guys this

it's really very interesting

what is interesting about it??

It is! You can pretend you're God, watching your lover, as Bette Midler said, from a distance.

i don't know how ppl really want it i guess
you know i'm into the other stuff
i mean ppl get really into it, i do get off on the power trip thing i have tbh

I think there's a biological desire for men to feel like they're being "useful" and topping (and topping well) satisfies that desire

lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true

why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good

i mean, me too
but tbh normally i find it v unpleasant

huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.

i mean
the whole process just feels so tedious
like you need products
and then the mess factor
you know i can barely sleep at night when the kitchen counter hasn't been wiped down so
i guess i have that to grapple with

If you're on top, you get to grapple with lots of things!

haha. yeah it does require some ...

nuttering about
elbow grease
monkeywrenching

also helps to have a project belt and a work cloth

the 'usefulness' thing is extremely otm of course

and then there's the whole protection thing
like i'd rather just get a beej and call it a day really, no muss no fuss

the other night i topped a friend and afterward i realized he didn't even ask me if i'm on prep
and i am but i still get so nervous like, do ppl still use condoms

I don’t know why anyone would ever go into a situation where anal might happen without attending to some cleanliness stuff in advance. A guy I’m casually seeing told me his ex was ALWAYS messy, every time, and I’m like... how could that possibly be enjoyable for either party

Part of the enjoyment of bottoming is KNOWING you’re clean as a whistle, prod away my sweetie

gross