Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

awful awful awful

Oh that should've been two, or a penalty

Fuck me I thought Snodgrass was offside, thank fuck for Rui

Ugh yea.

Wow at West Ham not scoring there

Not digging this bend-but-don't-break defending

of course this is one of the games carved out of the usual fubo.tv package to be an nbc exclusive dangit all

Not loving this win probability bullshit, it's like the kiss of death keeps popping up in the corner, mocking you

The what now

These 4 first half liverpool goals have all been sensational if I say so myself

I don’t know who manu’s official sedative partner is but I am stressed to fuck watching this now

...and the 2 everton ones terrible gifts of course

Raul a bit off today.

Traore's ability to draw yellows impressive

some feat to be worse than utd, you can absolutely tell that they are dogshit

Cutrone!

CUTRONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there's the dagger.

Never not in doubt

horror show

two points clear in 5th :D :D :D :D

How the hell are united in sixth?

so this is what it's like to feel again

really sweet motm interview with Adama, improvement this season has been unreal

Liverpool not playing with the urgency you'd expect from a team that's in danger of winning 4-2,the most embarrassing scoreline

Lol I was just thinking about that

Also lol at Amazon's plan to make everyone switch over for the MAIN EVENT after their team's game finishes being foiled by the second half being absolute dogshit

fuck that Rick and Morty's on in a minute

Phew

LFC - 13 games without a clean sheet. Struggling.

Punditry is no better on Amazon either.

Jim Rosenthal, last seen on TV 30 years ago (?), was doing the United-Spurs match.

You're gonna tell me Elton Welsby was at Anfield next.

HE'S READY

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/ron-424284.jpg

lol and now I've just discovered that Big Ron is actually a pundit on MUTV

taa shouldve been off and everton shouldve had a penalty at 2:1

These 4 first half liverpool goals have all been sensational if I say so myself

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this too tho

an absolute joke call against vardy there

ah well they put it right by giving s joke one

taa shouldve been off and everton shouldve had a penalty at 2:1

alright jermaine

as i see em!

Silva out

Arsenal are getting totally outplayed.

Shelvey just scored a second for Newcastle which the keeper didn’t bother going for because the flag was raised five seconds before, wrongly as it turned out and the goal was given. hilariously shit but why Sheffield United aren't doing their nuts about it I have no idea

Arsenal getting outplayed is hardly news these days. Newcastle's relative rise far more worrying imo.

Arsenal completely dominated for about twenty minutes after the break and just stopped. 2-1 Brighton. They’ll probably get a draw but Brighton have been far the better side.

Brighton deserve a win here imo.

Glad arsenal lost particularly for the squeaky voiced kid who won't shut up being picked up on the commentary. Making Shearer sound good

Changed tense at the final whistle there, ruining an already dreadful sentence structure

Great win.

In other heartwarming news, Vincent Janssen has started to come good. He has had a mostly miserable first season for Monterrey, playing second fiddle to Ramiro Funes Mori’s twin brother, but scored in both legs of the playoff quarter finals and the first leg of the semifinals last night. He seems really happy.

Vincent Janssen has started to come good

Whaaaat?! The whole of the Netherlands has collectively forgotten him but this is good news :D

Big Dunc Energy

lol Pearson??? i'm sure Watford will mount a solid Championship campaign