Dinosaur kale and purple... YAMSI hide 'em in my pants, my crucial... SCAM
This is my favorite part.
― temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link
Lol I wondered where that format subliminally came from
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link
i just watched Bodied and the raps were better there
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
so like, i had a threesome with this guy the other week and he was gorgeous and then i had another threesome with him but like, i definitely couldn't perform bc i had the drogas in my system and i had already hooked up with someone else that nightand it was ... SO EMBARRASSINGand now i think HE BLOCKED ME ON GRINDR i'm mortified. MORTIFIED. anything you can say to help me feel better would be great. i mean... this was a level of depression so bad that i literally missed my flight back home for Thanksgiving and instead slept in my bed for two days. and now i haven't had sex in a week and i'm going to pull my hair out.
― surm, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
Oh surm Being blocked on Grindr is NO THING, happens to everybody. When I was in my post-breakup sex spiral, I had this totally hot couple hitting me up for a third, and they were abt to give me their address, and I was stepping into the shower, and then they asked me for a body pic and I sent them one, got out of the shower and... BLOCKED.
It’s not a judgement on your sexiness it’s just an effective way of expressing no-interest. Just think of all the people you see on the app where it’s a “no” and feel the same camaraderie and respect for those people— just no desire.
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link
Right, right. Ugh. The first time we threed he asked me to hold him after. Whatevs. I'm not going to let it break me. Ffs.
― surm, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Just remember the good one! That sounds really nice!
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 December 2019 02:31 (four years ago) link
love your posts surm and fgti
― Dan S, Thursday, 5 December 2019 02:39 (four years ago) link
I read about grindr like I do about new Tarantino films
things I will never experience
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 December 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link
How do you pull, Morbs?
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link
Oh by the way, noted homosexual documentarian Matt Wolf has just announced his forthcoming masterpiece today, which I proudly did the score for, I'm so fucking excited this movie is amazing
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qjTJTljSk/
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 December 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link
i saw recorder! amazing and profound film
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 December 2019 05:04 (four years ago) link
Right? he's the best
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link
<3 Dan
i saw 4 boys this weekend i feel like i accomplished something
― surm, Monday, 9 December 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link
I have to tell u that I just got irrationally angry with a bad kisserLike he kept pointing his little tongue in my mouth. I wanted to slap him sillyAnd his breath was not goodI had to pretend I couldn't keep it up just to get him out of my apartment.
― surm, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
what's on deck for the weekend everyone
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
a glogg party
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link
is glogg eggnog?
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
nope
mulled wine
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:21 (four years ago) link
YUM
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link
w/ extra ingredients
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
omg like what? acid?
― surm, Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
HI!
― surm, Monday, 16 December 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
probably not this batch, surm. jim beam.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
ok i love both soi loved those ads with Mila Kunislike, i really started buying Jim Beam after thatso they worked!!!https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Bsg/jim-beam-make-history-featuring-mila-kunis
― surm, Monday, 16 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
hmmmmmm i've gained 20 lbs
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
My queer acts for the day:
(1) listening to Tyler's IGOR(2) looking at Shawn Mendes photos in bathing suits
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
he's really somethin' else isn't he?
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
well, yeah
https://img.srgcdn.com/e//RzY4QWVXMDhySzVZWlF2djlRaGkuanBn.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
who looks like that
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
Shawn Mendes.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
I can subsist on one of his calves through 2045.
that's really fucked up the rest of us are trying to just sustain a semblance of an arm muscle and there's that out there in the world
― surm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
I’m not! I’m skinny af these days and ok with it
I read an article about how music stans are bad, and I wanted to ask how many music writers had actually been stalked and had their lives threatened
But instead decided to chime in here and say there’s nothing really wrong with a world where you can a. get fucked in the ass and b. watch Star Wars after getting fucked in the ass
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
p sure I have never heard any sounds made by Shawn Mendes or many other hairless twinks
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
ok here's the thingi looked at myself in the mirror today and i was likei'm glad i gained 20 lbs kind of cuz i look kind of hot ALSOi haven't wanted to fuck hairless twinks lately...
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
Twinks are good for nothing irl and only good for one thing on the porn-consumption front (hint: it rhymes with luge Bilbo inversion diddy-ohs)
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
i thought you guys were talking sean mendes the director haha. i was like "wait the older guy in the back-right?". those people look insufferable to me tbh.
in the "photos of people i'd like to do immediately" category:
https://beatsinspace.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/juanmaclean2019.jpg
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
That's SAM "1917" Mendes, mappy
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
i haven't gotten laid since Saturday
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
omg so i've been toppingdid i tell you guys this
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
it's really very interesting
what is interesting about it??
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
It is! You can pretend you're God, watching your lover, as Bette Midler said, from a distance.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
i don't know how ppl really want it i guessyou know i'm into the other stuff i mean ppl get really into it, i do get off on the power trip thing i have tbh
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
I think there's a biological desire for men to feel like they're being "useful" and topping (and topping well) satisfies that desire
― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
lol that's a very interesting point and it's v true
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
why i like to top is i'm very into my dick feeling good
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
i mean, me toobut tbh normally i find it v unpleasant
― surm, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
huh.. it's always been my favorite tbh. i always thought i was being selfish for wanting it the most. i was like super happy when i realized that's not really true specifically with my current bf.
― ingredience (map), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link