OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

baller-ass joe making it rain at the aurora music and pawn retirement sale

What a hoot negotiating with these 2 guys today at Aurora Music and Pawn retirement sale. Congratulations on 40 years in business. 😎👍 pic.twitter.com/1aQ2OJiEqr

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) October 31, 2019

pretty sure Van Halen have ruined their legacy since hiring Sammy Hagar in 1985

are you suggesting Hagar is... Horrible

joe, what the hell dude

Good! I hope they throw the book at him. 😎👍 https://t.co/sG5VIoXsa8

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) August 23, 2019

Sorry to swear on social media but... Fuck you!! I hope they find you and throw the key away for a long time. https://t.co/NyXirrd9xL

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) July 27, 2019

Why people suck.... Why social media sucks .... right here... What a disgusting, imbecilic and dangerous thing to do. https://t.co/A77trYXEuu

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) July 4, 2019

Joe is correct that ice cream is serious business

Do not ask if you can get a taste of Joe's bourbon-pecan in a waffle cone.

I bet I could totally pwn Joe Bonamassa in a trivia contest that covered Baroque music, 90s folk, Irish jigs, progressive jazz, synthpop, and children's music.

He probably knows more about boring blues shit by middle-aged white guys, tho. So I guess it's a tie.

Ironic that a white blues guy is so upset about people stealing licks

actual lols

a+

👏👏👏

well done

Ayeee

A guitar nerd listened to BB King, Eddie van Halen *AND* Jeff Beck?! Wow, astounding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

Sorry to swear on social media but... Fuck you, Joe!!

Joe Bonamassa has such strong boomer energy he already looks like he's in his 60s.

He's not????

42 years soulful

jesus! he is younger than me...

beautiful joygoat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbDYUoDn4Y

https://www.guitarworld.com/amp/artists/joe-bonamassa-its-easy-to-play-marginally-good-blues-its-very-difficult-to-play-great-blues

Also:

So we’re looking forward to getting into the raunchy weather and, you know, putting our ‘wellies’ on and cranking one out properly.”

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thanks bg he's the hero we need right now

if anything can heal your fractured nation it's the respectful blues stylings of jonas k. bonamassa

feeling this

His playing gives his fans a massive bona

Mr Trump is full of shit when he comes to our state and says there is no drought. I'm not a democrat either. pic.twitter.com/usuJIU6pFS

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) May 29, 2016

when I see him in those suits I know he's gonna give it "the business", you know?

xp dril or Joe Bonamassa???

I can no longer see anyone holding a double neck guitar without immediately hearing this in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1l-_UiWbs

haha that tweet is amazing

I like Joe Bonamassa as a concept I won't lie

his suits are so terrible lol

I conducted a Bonamassa vs Rory Gallagher guitar solo test a while ago, and Rory won.

Every time I go into a Barnes & Noble they always have like 23 different albums by this guy in the CD area, basically 2/3rds of the entire 'B' section.

23 is pretty impressive, considering he only sells 12 different blankets on his website:

https://shop.jbonamassa.com/collections/collectible-blankets

pls someone else start the OFFICIAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA BLANKET POLL i’m still recovering from putting together my last posts itt

rory is one of the only white blooz dudes that i can listen to

Well that's Xmas sorted out, can't wait to snuggle up with my special lady beneath a 2014 Collectible Bonamassa Guitarology Blanket.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0533/5597/products/2014-Collectible-Bonamassa-Guitarology-Blanket.jpg

every picture i've seen of this dude has him playing a les paul which feels wrong because he's a blue quilted maple PRS with bird inlays and gold hardware in human form

yeah tbh he has pretty good taste in guitars usually just really nice, expensive vintage classic models i don't think i've seen him play anything dorky

I’ve always loved the look of those sunburst Les Paul’s since I was a kid

Whenever I see this dude's name, I imagine his fanbase featuring v v v heavy overlap with this meme:

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eh I dunno he's pretty guitar geek

Yeah, maybe that's not exactly fair, not having heard him at all. I guess I got more Blues Hammer vibe than Satriani vibes off the guy.

yah more just boring dad vibes. silver haired guy with the aviators seems about right.