Twitter C/D

tweet, pay, love

lmao

RUSSFEST

TIL Africa will define the bitcoin future

cool

kudos to africa

big get

Dozens of brand social media managers with idle time (see thread):

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

— Netflix US (@netflix) December 5, 2019

another day at the kettle chips office, trying to explain to my boss why our potato chips should tweet about fisting pic.twitter.com/ROZJjZy5tX

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) December 6, 2019

This is a good read, btw: https://theintercept.com/2019/11/30/david-duke-and-his-twitter-nazis-got-mad-at-me-twitter-took-their-side/

This thread made me do a genuine real lol

I’m the manager of a Starbucks in Charlotte NC. I have informed my employees that they will be fired on the spot if I hear them say “Merry Christmas” to any customers. I’m doing it because I personally dislike conservative Christians.

— chris (@MuellerDad69) December 4, 2019

muellerdad69

lmao

ppl earnestly tagging starbucks in the replies

there's one guy who is canny enough to know that the dude doesn't actually work at starbucks but is mad that starbucks aren't doing something about his tweets.

This guy

Hes a coward if he doesn't respond or give us some evidence to back it up. I'm willing to call every SB in Charlotte if I have to...thought he would help me narrow it down. Already called 3. plus corp.

— jcurtman (@jcurtman) December 10, 2019

oof. that guy has his own podcast but only 86 followers. jesus fucking christ

i find my eyes fixated on the words "Twitter C/D" right now

I am not quite on board with all of muellerdad69's hijinks but when I see the good ones retweeted I slap that like button

the international influence astroturfing is so amazingly poorly constructed these days

You have to laugh at the desperation of #Saudi haters!😂🇸🇦

They spend 24/7 planning lies and pathetic smears!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂

1) Vision2030 ✔🇸🇦💕
2) Strong leaders ✔ 🇸🇦💕
3) Aramco ✔ 🇸🇦💕
4) Tourism/entertainment ✔🇸🇦💕
5) Sports hub ✔🇸🇦💕

😍🇸🇦❤🔥 pic.twitter.com/fSf3Ws3rON

— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019

Nobody gives a toot!😂

i feel like the 22nd kate stewart makes some good points

https://pics.me.me/toot-itt-fool-doctor-doom-toots-as-he-pleases-19752419.png

I want *that* movie

Subhan'Allah!

— Kate Stewart (@KateStewart22) December 22, 2019

there seems to be a discrepancy between “you’re not cool enough to be invited” and the giant tourism campaign this PR blitz is supporting which is basically inviting everyone to Saudi

influencers don’t get where they are because of subtlety or wit

I wish instagram influencers were a thing during that brief “Gaddafi is good now” period after he signed on to arms disposal and before the Libyan civil war. The list of performers who appeared for his family is kind of bonkers

Imagine you were Kate Stewart and handed the impossible job of finding things to spontaneously praise about Saudi Arabia. And you must try to sound sincere about it. You'd be forgiven for waking up in a cold sweat every day.

If that isn’t someone paid to tweet from a list of talking points on a variety of astroturf accounts I’ll eat my hat

post by katherine in another thread:

an otherwise ok aggregation post of a twitter workaround with an unfortunate title: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7kz9ez/go-into-2020-by-taking-your-twitter-feed-back-from-the-algorithm

^contains several useful tips for managing twitter accounts and muting lots of junk tweets

should twitter really be showing me likes on a protected tweet

Arizona Rally For Life. Amazing event. Speakers, Governor Ducey. Bishop Olmsted, Abby Johnson, Ryan Scott Bomberger. Many more. Over 100 thousand in crowd. I find out I have a daughter from an Air Force affair. She is beautiful, LDS, lives in Utah. What a week. pic.twitter.com/pNIO6oo6NU

— jay lawrence (@jlawrenceLD23) January 19, 2020

wait

what a week

AND Ryan Scott Bomberger! that's just incredible

he finally got that vasectomy earlier this week

Not very prolife of him

jaboukie getting insta-banned for this like a day after his suspension ended for doing a similar thing with the gun girl is just too good pic.twitter.com/YIT7FZ8XG2

— kambole (@kambolecampbell) January 20, 2020

jaboukie is one of the best ppl on titter and in life

lol twitter, too

saw some ppl on there clutching pearls all the blue check mark makes it exponentially more offensive LMFBO

getting banned on twitter dot com for trolling the fbi is a resume-booster for a comedy writer

idk abt that tbh

its never been done, lets just see how this pans out

This is my favorite new account: Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts

pic.twitter.com/RTbbehvsJZ

— Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts (@scienceshitpost) January 21, 2020

pic.twitter.com/77LFBsFDFM

— Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts (@scienceshitpost) January 19, 2020

recently twitter has started showing me tweets of popular accounts that ppl who i follow follow. so like not pbf comics retweeting a trump tweet but multiple trump tweets when i open twitter bc pbf happens to follow trump and i happen to follow pbf. this is ruining twitter. is there something i can toggle to turn this "feature" off

switch from home to latest tweets and all that nonsense goes away

if you use Twitter on a computer, log in using tweetdeck. no algorithm shit or ads.

maybe I just don't know how to use it, but I never liked the layout of tweedeck

'latest tweets' works for me