BORDERLANDS - like Fallout 3 but with cars and MAXIMUM PWNAGE OMGWTFLOLNEWB FPS combat

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In typical me fashion, I've just gotten around to Borderlands 2 seven years after its release. I wish I'd read through this thread before I started because the goddamn assassin class sucks shit and has made me wonder if all the hype I'd heard was nonsense. Like I'm at the point where I'm getting my ass handed to me (and I mean HANDED, like two-hit kills) over and over on every mission and side mission and all the fun has been drained out of the gameplay. Oh hey cool, something I didn't even see just completely blew out my shield and 90% of my health. Wheeeee. And I finished the first game and loved it so it's not like this is unfamiliar terrain. But at this point I'm a couple dozen hours in and at level 18 and the thought of starting over with a different class is like contemplating a complete career overhaul in middle age. It's precisely like that.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 December 2019 13:10 (four years ago) link

do it anyway with a siren

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 2 December 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

gave B2 a go again recently, my main takeaway was how SLOW it feels compared to modern FPS games, it's almost Dark Souls levels of deliberative combat

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 2 December 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

Okay so I started over with the siren per Dan's suggestion and, yeah, I blasted through a bunch of missions and got her up to level 6 in like 90 minutes. Already enjoying it way way more. Assassin can go take a long walk off a short pier, sorry that's just how I feel.

What Would Spoonman Do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

I remember having the same frustration with the assassin until something twigged -- I think it was that at some point I got an insanely high-powered sniper rifle, so anything up close and personal was just clean up? idk it's been a very long time

gbx, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I just kept waiting for something to cohere, trying out every gahddamn weapon and shield and artifact. Just...nothin'. I didn't even understand the point of his useless power. Now I have a pistol that I can fire like a gunslinger on crack and it doesn't even matter that it's low-level and takes forever to do serious damage because it's fun and it actually feels like I'm getting things done. And I can move! Fast! Much preferable to constantly being all 'fucking RUN, YOU SLOW-ASS ASSASSIN okay nevermind you died, again'.

Please, let's talk more about this game that is the same age as a second-grader.

What Would Spoonman Do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

I just finished Borderlands 3 this weekend finally. The gameplay is pretty fun if you can get past the story, which is quite bad.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

An apt description of 99.9% of the games I enjoy playing.

Typo Netagive (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

for solo play i just went commando

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

sorry everyone, that was a terrible post. but nothing says "solo players: choose me" like a turret.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

I mean, they clearly designed that class around that exact joke so go with God, my friend

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

gravity's rainbow usernames gotta stick together (rip hstencil)

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link

My other 'alf has been playing BL3 non stop since it came out and maxed up every character class, so Ive had to watch the fuckin cut scenes about 6 times each.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 06:01 (four years ago) link

Unskippable cutscenes are a plague upon this series/videogames generally.

BP2 update: playing as a siren, I've been just tearing my way through bosses that owned my ass a half dozen times over as an assassin. And also sniping from great distances like a pro, perhaps with even greater alacrity than before. So did the developers just begrudgingly include that garbage class as a favor to a brother-in-law or to settle a debt or what.

Typo Netagive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link

It's a great multiplayer class

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

one of my great ilx regrets is that i didn't play this thing multiplayer with y'all. i knew, and know, nothing of console multiplayer gaming, we didn't have a functional xbox live account or i didn't understand anything about that system anyway, and it would have annoyed the shit out of my roommates but goddamn am i convinced that would have been a blast

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

jjjusten, EZSnappin, and I can confirm that yes, it was a goddamned blast

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

my one attempt at playing this in multiplayer was splitscreen couch co-op and was prematurely halted when my buddy and i realised we were too stoned to find our way out of a shipping crate seconds after meeting claptrap for the first time

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

That's the kind of multiplayer action I'm looking for tbrr.

Typo Netagive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

got BL3 recently it's a fun drunk shooter imo

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

bummed multiplayer is platform-specific -- i'm OSX/Steam or I'd be happy to do a run w/you

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I'm still on a PS3 so the sum total of my intentional (as opposed to reluctantly going in and getting owned by mod-happy 13-year-olds) online multiplayer experience was the six-month window between when I bought GTA5 and when my brother sadly upgraded to a PS4.

the perfect equilibrium of dipability and fun (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So yeah, I finally just passed the point with my siren where I had gotten stuck and two-hit killed a dozen times over with my stupid useless assassin and, lo and behold, it just happened to be the point where the game opens like a flower and throws out like a dozen different side missions all at once. Turns out this shit is super fun (if, at times, still super hard and frustrating) when your wrists and ankles aren't zip-tied together.

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i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

just be sure not to accept all the missions at once! this was my big mistake on first playthrough - the missions and rewards are all scaled to your level when you accept, so you wanna just take a couple at a time, otherwise you'll level up past the gear you're getting, things will get way too easy, and then be way too hard again when you hit the next big batch of missions.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

that and i didn't know there were "run" and "pick up but don't equip" buttons until like twelve hours in

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Oh. Huh. Thanks for the tip, Dr. C. Yeah, in my excitement I ran around like an idiot taking orders from anyone who wanted me to fetch them some shit. Whoops.

i was so hungry that i ate a hole cake entirely to myself (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

don't worry, your game's not ruined! there will be many more of these "flower" moments.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

just be sure not to accept all the missions at once! this was my big mistake on first playthrough - the missions and rewards are all scaled to your level when you accept, so you wanna just take a couple at a time, otherwise you'll level up past the gear you're getting, things will get way too easy, and then be way too hard again when you hit the next big batch of missions.

I don't agree? When you finish the story, any side missions you've started are autoscaled to your current level. There's no real downside to having started them already other than avoiding visual clutter in the missions screen, but to me that's better than having to navigate deep into a level just to start a side mission you skipped.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 20 December 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link

huh maybe i never got it right then, or maybe i wasn't keeping good track of story vs side missions or sth..... i remember posting abt this at the time and it made sense to me then....

Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 December 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

"Eli Roth is set to direct a feature take on the 2K game Borderlands for Lionsgate"

sure why not

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

Something about Borderlands 3 doesn't feel Borderlandsy to me. Slightly different perspectives or higher movement sensitivity or something. It wasn't as easy to just jump back in like all the previous ones.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 20 February 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link

hmm for me it feels like borderlands greatest hits. not engrossing but a fun place to visit.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 20 February 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Played a bit of this last night and actually enjoyed it a bit?

https://www.pcgamer.com/you-can-now-do-real-science-in-borderlands-3-of-all-places/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

it's kinda fun!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link


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