Americanisms that will never, ever cross over into the UK

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LOL. Harry Lauder harms New York.

I hope it’s a better pressing than the Merced solo record from a couple years back, which was pressed off-centre & v poorly mastered. Always loved t

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They're a funny bunch, aren't they?

*ROBERT FROST'S poem LODGED*

The rain to the wind said,
'You push and I'll pelt.'
They so smote the garden bed
That the flowers actually knelt,
And lay lodged - though not dead.
I know how the flowers felt.

"Lodged" -- to be flattened by wind and rain -- is not a UK usage (via sistrah becky, who encountered it in a movie last night and was startled and looked it up)

I don't think it's especially common in North America either?

Whoops, ignore 1st para, a vestigial orphan

north american cropfarmers absent from the thread, ilxor bubblemind strikes again

My children say line instead of queue; I've heard them say boardwalk instead of pier; they rarely use the perfect tense. Unless I want to do the annoying parent thing I've given up mentioning it.

Child (looking in cupboard): "Do we have ketchup?"
Annoying parent: "Yes"
C: "I can't see it"
AP: "That's because we haven't got any at the moment, but generally we do have it. I'm sorry, your meaning was unclear to me"

As someone who works in the sector: UK farmers do say lodged, it’s p common to hear about eg wheat lodging

blimey and indeed cor

what's this about ketchup?

Yeah I don’t see what’s wrong with the ketchup thing?

fetter has just triggered literally everyone on ilx including me, kudos

i believe the correct queen's english would be 'hath we red sauce, papa?'

Is he saying that have should only be used meaning to consume so yes we consume ketchup but we are not currently in possession of it? Jesus. Anyway I’m tired of people pointing out when I say things weirdly. I’m just going to talk even more American from now on.

having (owning) ketchup is where i am a viking fyi

have we ketchupped, daddy?

lmao this phone trying to autocorrect me, don’t even try

are we having catsup ?

'Has we gots catsup' surely?

annoying parent is just incorrect in that example

In my day, annoying parents would say that annoying children like my former self should never say "got" and should always use formulations like "do we have" instead

do we have ketchup?
do we put it on pizza?
do you eat meat?
do we go to church?

hath we red sauce, papa?

how high's the ketchup mama?

i can has ketchup?

Any UK ILXors using "gotten" as the past participle of "got" yet? That's historically been distinctly American English.

how high's the ketchup mama?

0.9144 meters high and rising

(xp) Not since the 16th century.

not a uk ilxor, but gotten is valid

dont ask me how or why the specific usage vs "got"

also football talk, id say gotten is in there

I've found myself saying 'gotten' a lot. I hear 'douchebag' a lot too

everyone in my office says 'skedule' and that affects me more than it should

I agree, 'skedge' is vastly preferable.

Did 'Git-R-Done' ever cross over into UK parlance? Never too late imo.