start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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i laugh all the time, its good imo

also, one night in a washer is not going to make a wash smell of anything but washed clothes.

deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 29 November 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

You weren't laughing when you met all those ILXors... er....

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Friday, 29 November 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

When you're working on a plan to meet someone and you provide the name of a location or an address, but that person insists on you explaining in detail where it is and how to get there rather than considering the possibility that directions can be found instantaneously on Google Maps or Waze.


Ffs. What century do they live in?

nathom, Friday, 29 November 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

one night in a washer is not going to make a wash smell of anything but washed clothes

then apparently my neighbor is leaving her wet clothes in there longer than one day, which makes her even crazier

Josefa, Friday, 29 November 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

front load machines smell/get mildew really fast if there is moisture left in them for hours. I also have had past roommates get into an endless cycle of rewashing the same load because they kept forgetting.

Yerac, Friday, 29 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

Re: Google Maps/Waze - there are some pretty bad directions given in those apps. But that said, you could still look at the map and figure it out yourself.

Über and Lyft always try to take sunny home on the interstate, even though another block north and you're in our neighborhood.

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Trust me if they ask me, they’ll arrive anywhere but their goal

nathom, Friday, 29 November 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

arah inside i was chortling tom

deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 29 November 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

You and me both, Darragh, you and me both.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Friday, 29 November 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

The patronising chummy voice Evan Davies puts on when he's talking to young people. Guessing my anger is irrational because if these young people felt the way I do he'd get lamped every time.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

he probably just doesn't interview the kind of people who'd rip the piss out of him in front of a camera

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

that's not fair on Evan Davies. he puts on that irritating chummy voice with everyone.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 November 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

The baseline ED voice is bad enough, yes, but he was interviewing first time voters the other day and it got significantly worse

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

when i pay for something with apple pay on my watch, and at least 1/3 of the time the cashier says “oh my god oh my god it’s the future!! how amazing!!! THE FUTURE!!!!”, but (a) the four people in front of me just paid with their iphones which is exactly the same thing and (b) the excited cashier is wearing the same watch and could switch on apple pay in seriously 15 seconds

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 6 December 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

those fucking stuffed reindeer antlers that people put on their cars. extra anger if they have the red rudolph nose on the front grill

dynamicinterface, Friday, 6 December 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link

Lol my roommate has that

Fuckin hate it

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 December 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link

And the elf legs coming out of the trunk, "Ooh, you're so edgy."

nickn, Friday, 6 December 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link

It’s kinda gross the way the antlers flop back and forth after sudden hard braking

brimstead, Friday, 6 December 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link

i imagine the solidarity these people must feel when they see someone else driving down the road with the same stupid decorations.

dynamicinterface, Friday, 6 December 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

Same for those fuckers who have eyelashes on their headlights.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Friday, 6 December 2019 08:12 (four years ago) link

Just been rechecking old addresses for street numbers on Google maps and finding I'm being dragged to the next street when I try to zoom in. Happened a few times on different shots/streets. It's been a few years since I was at the addresses so I needed a closer look to check I had them right.
Filling out a form, like.
Don't really get why it does that is it a gap in the file or something. Photo only taken from a certain angle so close up leads you to next geographical point in database? Otherwise just blooming frustrating.

Stevolende, Friday, 6 December 2019 08:54 (four years ago) link

when you go through the drive-thru and they are forced by corporate to say "welcome to this place would you like to try our blueberry broohaha today?" forcing me to say no thank you before i can order what i came here for.

andrew m., Friday, 6 December 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

that's just too much extra interaction first thing in the damn morning.

andrew m., Friday, 6 December 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

Last UK politics thread was always at the bottom of my bookmarks and easy to find. New one is in the middle. Fucking Tories.

koogs, Friday, 13 December 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

all coworkers who clear their throat more often than once every 5 minutes (coworker currently on <10s), whether due to temporary or permanent affliction, to be sent on a training course about how you probably don't actually need to keep clearing your throat if it's just a bit tickly and you're not about to say something and also how come you haven't noticed that clearing it is evidently not doing any good anyway, and then made to work from home

(why should they get nice things? yes, we should all get to work from home if we like, too)

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 16 December 2019 09:54 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm at a bar on a cruise ship. It's choppy and windy and the receipts are often blowing away and the bartenders are making no attempt to grab them, just keep walking by them as receipts eventually fly everywhere including the pool area.

Idk why it makes me mad other than it seems incredibly stupid. The gratuity is auto added but still.

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:00 (four years ago) link

Just looking at that sitch from my own perspective, whenever someone is all 'LOL, WGAF' in re: a casually-abdicated responsibility whose cleanup becomes someone else's problem, yeah, it make me pretty IA.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:13 (four years ago) link

actually read this as *people* blowing away and briefly thought Neaderthal, put down your drink and do something!

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

Lol

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

"for all my powers..."

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 January 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

This started back when Gilmore Girls was on tv but I really hate how they don't fill coffee cups when shooting scenes. It's especially terrible when people are walking around with a tray of takeaway coffee. I noticed this again during The Irishman. SO LAZY.

Yerac, Friday, 10 January 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link

I WOULD WATCH THIS SHOW.

Yerac, Friday, 10 January 2020 23:39 (four years ago) link

That is one of those things that, once it was pointed out to me, I can never un-see. Also: characters hanging up without saying good bye, traveling all the way over to an apartment/restaurant to say three things to someone then leave (often leaving most of a meal unfinished, and just laying some cash on the table instead of getting a bill/paying). Obviously, I completely understand why they don't film that, but...

blatherskite, Saturday, 11 January 2020 00:42 (four years ago) link

It's changing slowly but (again, for understandable reasons) also, the degree characters talk on the phone rather than text, especially for brief conversations or comments.

blatherskite, Saturday, 11 January 2020 00:48 (four years ago) link

Also when there's an over-the-shoulder shot and the person whose back is to you speaks, you can tell they're not saying anything (just enough jawline is visible to make it obvious, etc).

nickn, Saturday, 11 January 2020 01:27 (four years ago) link

Probably the 100th time I've posted this but

- 'easy peelers' that aren't

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

team lunch:

"hey, let's just split this 14 ways" says person on more money than me and who ate way more. yeah, let the juniors subsidise your lunch.

koogs, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link

"brb, bio"

*Get in car, leave*

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:35 (four years ago) link

why are there so fucking many almost but not entirely identical sizes of cheap takeway tupperware containers so when you're searching in your (unnecessarily large because you hate throwing plastic away) stash it's almost impossible to find a matching lid?

Paperbag raita (ledge), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

I was delighted when back home at the weekend to see that my sister shares exactly that problem with me.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

lol i feel you. i tried to clear out most of mine and leave myself with 6 that i thought were identical and i still seem to have an odd lid

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

this entirely relatable anger is 100% rational imo

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link

haha. I rebelled against the teachings of my mother, who stacks all the boxes together and lids together separately, and I stack them as lidded boxes. I consider having the cupboard space to do this one of those millennial luxury things like drinking avocado lattes for every meal or whatever.

kinder, Monday, 3 February 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

why are there so fucking many almost but not entirely identical sizes of cheap takeway tupperware containers so when you're searching in your (unnecessarily large because you hate throwing plastic away) stash it's almost impossible to find a matching lid?

― Paperbag raita (ledge), Monday, February 3, 2020 2:07 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lately , I have been wanting to switch from cheapo Rubbermaid and store brand containers to some kind of permanent containers. Just don't know what to get. We mostly use sandwich-sized boxes for everything.

The rubbermaid boxes tend to crack (usually from being dropped while frozen) but the lids are more resilient, so I went through the cabinet and we had maybe 6 sandwich boxes and something like 30 lids.

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link

lol i feel you. i tried to clear out most of mine and leave myself with 6 that i thought were identical and i still seem to have an odd lid

― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Monday, February 3, 2020 2:12 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is a universal truth.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

See also: socks lost in the dryer.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 February 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

I’ve never lost a sock, don’t know what ppl are on about wrt to this apparent epidemic of lost socks

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

lost socks, bane of my existence for real. has science discovered where they go?

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

I’ve never lost a sock, don’t know what ppl are on about wrt to this apparent epidemic of lost socks


I'm a socks in pairs person too. The other people in the house less so. There were 24 odd socks the other day.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link


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