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know your rights:

Normally I wouldn't care because I don't carry around vhs tapes, but I made this card that you guys can print & laminate in case you are stopped by the @LAPDHQ for buying @greggturkington's video tapes #oncinema pic.twitter.com/y7qBpY1Q47

— Phil Braun (@playazball) November 28, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 29 November 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/a3pSaQ1.png

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link

you'd think a police station would have the resources to have wikipedia

💠 (crĂŒt), Friday, 29 November 2019 06:42 (four years ago) link

ON SAFETY

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Friday, 29 November 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

"I'm not even going to put that shell back in there."

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

I thought the whole series (or at least Tim) might come to an end there for a minute.

... (Eazy), Friday, 29 November 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

Chekov would've been disappointed with that little subplot.

pplains, Friday, 29 November 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

I figured Toni > Gregg > Tim in order of likeliness to get shot

But also that it’s more likely to be setting up Tim’s next major obsession, and Toni’s arc of trying to manage / cope with it next season

insecurity bear (sic), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

Tim telling Toni she wasn’t allowed to talk to Gregg gave me chills

💠 (crĂŒt), Friday, 29 November 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

Bearing in mind that Gregg fronted a metal band of "suicide survivors" from 1992 - 2001, anyone feelin' that Tim's "accident" was an abandoned suicide attempt?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link

Yep.

pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

Definitely intended to be a possibility in the viewer’s mind.

insecurity bear (sic), Saturday, 30 November 2019 00:57 (four years ago) link

Tim spending like a full minute recklessly demonstrating the method by which he nearly killed himself was just the perfect blend of hilarity and terror.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 November 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link

Here is @greggturkington’s “Search for Mark” video that he sent in tonight. He was out in LA looking for Mark while @timheidecker and Toni sat at home doing nothing. #OnCinema pic.twitter.com/GamPjXSAaM

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) December 4, 2019

💠 (crĂŒt), Sunday, 8 December 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

I had missed that Daffy Raffy started tweeting again

https://twitter.com/OnCinemaRafael

oncle rasĂ©longuebite (crĂŒt), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

Any movie with Will Smith is gonna be đŸ”„! https://t.co/LYuhjTSvx8

— RT (@OnCinemaRafael) October 12, 2019

oncle rasĂ©longuebite (crĂŒt), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:06 (four years ago) link

LOL

Someone told me I wasn’t qualified to clean a toilet let alone host a TV show and that I was a worthless piece of [bleep] but me and my fans are saying bye to the haters and keeping it #positive! #ThatWasCold https://t.co/vqGOhCveL3

— RT (@OnCinemaRafael) November 13, 2019

oncle rasĂ©longuebite (crĂŒt), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so I can't figure out how the Oscar specials are broadcast, the Adult Swim streaming channel doesn't have them all... are these broadcast/streamed live? Is the 2020 one scheduled for Oscar night? Or did I miss something?

Ο᜖τÎčς, Friday, 10 January 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link

I guess there was some kind of telethon...?

Ο᜖τÎčς, Friday, 10 January 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link

they are broadcast live on youtube, adult swim doesn't fund/broadcast them, the telethon is to fund the special

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

Anyone go to the Amoeba LA event earlier this week?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

oh actually i googled and they did stream the oscar special on adult swim the last 2 years

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link

not sure how they're gonna handle it this year with Tim & Eric on tour

frogbs, Friday, 10 January 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

i really hope they do it bc it's the only reason for oscar to exist

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:15 (four years ago) link

Got the book as an xmas gift. In case it wasn't clear (and it wasn't to me until I actually flipped through the thing) it's basically the entire On Cinema saga in print form. For those interested.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link

Any picks for Oscar this year? I’d say Tolkien except that it didn’t include nearly as many appearances by the hobbit gang as I expected. Only solid pick I can think of is Rambo: Last Blood

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link

xps. they don't have a show that day, they'll be in the US, and they had the telethon already. I'm sure it's going to happen

bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link

yessss

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 10 January 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link

I didn’t think they could top the 2018 Oscar Special but the 2019 one was even more incredible so I’m really looking forward to this

💠 (crĂŒt), Saturday, 11 January 2020 01:10 (four years ago) link

2019 was genuinely unhinged. Not enough props paid to Heidecker's chops, as he seemed like he might've legitimately tipped over the edge.

Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 January 2020 01:56 (four years ago) link

so did Gregg tbqh!

💠 (crĂŒt), Saturday, 11 January 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link

Walter Brennan stars in this...really quite a career, sort of the Joe Estevez of the 1930s...his character, coincidentally, named Kingman

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2019 season is nominated in the 2019 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2019 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends January 31

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (4 minimum, 25 maximum, organized by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail by end of day today. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:29 (four years ago) link

from the fb group

https://i.imgur.com/dCfM6vO.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link

I was worried they might not do the oscar special this year due to tim being on tour, but i guess it's happening

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

I was worried they might not do the oscar special this year due to tim being on tour, but i guess it's happening

― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, February 7, 2020 9:02 AM (five minutes ago)

y'all know that as little as 2 years ago this exact same IRL logistical scenario has happened before, and it resulted in some of the most painfully awkward and insane performances in the series to date?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMIQEWdPaRA

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link

sorry, that was 3 years ago.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:12 (four years ago) link

The sleeper hit of the saga right there

TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Friday, 7 February 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link

Tim confirmed on Twitter that he's actually gonna be in this one

the Our Cinema special had some really funny bits but jfc I would not watch that again

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link

tim's phone calls on the our cinema special were so good

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link

Axiom calling Gregg worried that Tim had killed himself and Gregg asking if he had any picks for best actor is definitely one of my favorite parts of the whole series

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2020 19:32 (four years ago) link

guys, I think I might be coming down with a touch of Oscar Fever

Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

Pouring some bub-lehh rn tbh

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 February 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link

its Christmas time in tinsel town

nxd, Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link

Let’s explain my T&E Tour/Oscar Special travels: Saturday night double in DC / Sunday Morning Flight to LA / OSCAR SPECIAL / Sunday night red eye to Philly/ Monday night Philly show. I do this for YOU!

— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) February 7, 2020

uncrut gems (crĂŒt), Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:58 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ker2MUqjkqc

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

stoked

uncrut gems (crĂŒt), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

very stoked

nxd, Monday, 10 February 2020 00:43 (four years ago) link

Imagine being germ-free

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link

equam phillips

uncrut gems (crĂŒt), Monday, 10 February 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link


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