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I texted a friend:
“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”
And he responded
“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”
three years pass...
four weeks pass...
okay i have decided that i need to go to a bathhouse. i find hookup apps weird and unappealing and really i just want two things: to suck some dicks and fuck some ass. T simply isn’t interested in getting penetrated, and since i can’t get penetrated any longer, I have developed a real desire to unleash my latent top on someone. preferably someone i never have to see ever again lmfao