This, folks. This is what happens when you fail to shut down a blowhard with a hearty 'STFU' every time they start incoherently bloviating.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
we regret to inform the human population that women's suffrage centennial week has once again been indefinitely delayed
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
xpost Seriously. I doubt he'll participate in any debates, but if he does it will be the first time in years he'll be forced to stop talking.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link
Stop talking *and* listen, actually.
The Politico/Morning Consult poll showed 44 percent of independent voters backed the impeachment inquiry, a 4-point jump from last week’s poll.
not sure you can call a 4-point move a "jump", especially with margin of error. plus, the overall line remained the same
In two polls a week apart, four points is fairly significant movement. It could be an outlier to your point, but I would be more suspect of a poll reflecting an eight point jump in a week becay people don't pivot quite that fast.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link
THE PRESIDENT: Well, thank you. Great job. Anybody? Anybody? Final — final — Kellyanne? How about Kellyanne?MS. CONWAY: Mr. President, thank you —THE PRESIDENT: She’s always very laidback and shy. (Laughter.)MS. CONWAY: I’ll be laidback. Thank you. I think the women speak for itself. And thank you for your leadership. We really look forward to continuing the celebration of the Centennial of the Women’s Right to Vote. We go right up into next August of 2020. But it’s even hard to imagine it’s only been 100 years. And since we still have had — never had any female President, perhaps we’ll have that in our lifetime, but your victory kept that job open. So we’re here to celebrate —THE PRESIDENT: In five years, right? (Laughter.) Five years.PARTICIPANT: Or longer. (Laughter.)MS. NANCE: Yeah, we can wait.
MS. CONWAY: Mr. President, thank you —
THE PRESIDENT: She’s always very laidback and shy. (Laughter.)
MS. CONWAY: I’ll be laidback. Thank you. I think the women speak for itself. And thank you for your leadership. We really look forward to continuing the celebration of the Centennial of the Women’s Right to Vote. We go right up into next August of 2020. But it’s even hard to imagine it’s only been 100 years. And since we still have had — never had any female President, perhaps we’ll have that in our lifetime, but your victory kept that job open. So we’re here to celebrate —
THE PRESIDENT: In five years, right? (Laughter.) Five years.
PARTICIPANT: Or longer. (Laughter.)
MS. NANCE: Yeah, we can wait.
― jmm, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
"but the dinner's on the table now!"
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
25% thought 'there oughta be a law'
― j., Tuesday, 26 November 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
You cannot make this sh*t up.After being presented with the fact that a Pentagon official just told @ABC that Conan is FEMALE, a White House official tells us that the WH is still standing by its story that Conan is MALE (as Trump said). The official would not go on the record. https://t.co/XR63R0SD1l— Terry Moran (@TerryMoran) November 26, 2019
I know its easy to laugh at dumb shit like this but the way everyone in this administration just needlessly chips away at reality is seriously evil
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
jfc that's insane. "Our dear leader cannot be wrong, so the dog is now male."
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
grabs dog
flips dog over
takes out Sharpie
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/6ebb298b100b978c5eedf3be598eaadd/tumblr_inline_nmtpqg9HIa1qgy9dr_500.png
― Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link
hopefully conan will bite yellow boys nuts off and they can discuss gender on more equal footing/pawing
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
As President Trump’s White House battles impeachment, he turned to a familiar face last week: Mark Penn, one of President Bill Clinton’s top strategists.Penn came to the Oval Office for more than an hour last Monday, three people familiar with the meeting said, and brought polling data and impeachment advice for the president. Penn reassured Trump that he wouldn’t be removed from office, according to people familiar with the meeting, and encouraged him to travel the country like Clinton did when he was fighting impeachment over 20 years ago, officials said.Vice President Pence and counselor Kellyanne Conway were also present for the meeting, where Diet Cokes were served.
Penn came to the Oval Office for more than an hour last Monday, three people familiar with the meeting said, and brought polling data and impeachment advice for the president. Penn reassured Trump that he wouldn’t be removed from office, according to people familiar with the meeting, and encouraged him to travel the country like Clinton did when he was fighting impeachment over 20 years ago, officials said.
Vice President Pence and counselor Kellyanne Conway were also present for the meeting, where Diet Cokes were served.
berniebros tho
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link
encouraged him to travel the country
getting booed vociferously by any crowd that was not assembled solely for the purpose of Trump adulation
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
would love to see him actually talk to people in public, my god can you imagine
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
Fucking teetotalers, man.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
Mark Penn, huh? Bob Shrum accidentally leave his phone off?
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
Would loooooooove to see him talk to a large assemblage of people without the presence of anyone to respond to his inevitable entreaties of 'GET HIM OUT, GET HIM OUT'. Like the notion of him not being able to instantaneously eradicate face-to-face dissent or criticism...how would he even function?
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
i would love to seem him collapse into a pile of dust, vanishing as mysteriously and strangely as he came
― treeship., Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
be careful - don't accidentally create a new religion for his followers
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/54/80/f85480b910234f1e478a40ac36120635.jpg
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
I used to think all Lions were boys and all Tigers were girls. I was four and not president of the United States.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
during the second resurrection, there were some that refused to understand the truth of Lord Trump, Christ reborn. they crept up from the deep state and allied with their treasonous lovers, the fake news media. but Lord Trump in his infinite mercy chose not to destroy them on the spot, and instead collapsed into a pile of dust, vanishing as mysteriously and strangely as he came.
Saint Stephen Miller XIV 832 AT
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
A little anecdote re: this Gallagher asshole. I was in an airport a couple of weeks ago chatting to a young Navy kid from Texas heading home for leave. He told me he enlisted to help with college, iirc, and joked that some of his fellow Navy recruits made fun of him for enlisting to help pay for education. "Better to say that you enlisted to pay for education than to say you enlisted because you wanted to kill people, right?" I asked (probably not those exact words, but close.) "Oh, man," he said (I paraphrase), "those are the Navy SEALS. They're crazy." He said you could pick them out on base, and that you would give them a real wide berth, because they were huge and mean.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
Awesome stuff. Glad my country spend $640 billion per year on the military.
― treeship., Tuesday, 26 November 2019 23:51 (four years ago) link
because they were huge and mean
and proud of it, too
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 00:43 (four years ago) link
Military warriors who are big and mean and proud of it?!?? Someone alert Ronan Farrow
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 00:59 (four years ago) link
i only know one seal, and i knew him well before he was one. he is none of things above, tho he is tallish.
― and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
to the credit of the seals, they were the ones who turned over gallagher. he isn't representative of the seals. he reflects the values of trump.
― treeship., Wednesday, 27 November 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link
I think the kid I was talking to, in his own way, was trying to convey that they are an entirely different class of soldier from the average recruit.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link
I have gotten to know a 50ish retired seal over the past few years and he is basically my hero. Such a cool guy, conservative politics and Catholicism aside. I tell myson don’t even think about dating his daughter - dude will snap you in two in a second if he feels so inclined.
― tobo73, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link
sounds like a fuckin peach
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link
good morning!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 12:28 (four years ago) link
where's the tax returns?
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link
where's the tax returns?― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 8:17 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 8:17 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
At least something is right in this world.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
lol @ capn save-a-SEALs in this thread wtf
― adam, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
People Democrats Love
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/11nzKwOCtU— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2019
i just
― gbx, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
is that Rutger Hauer
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
lol wtf
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
How old were you that time when Trump beat Obama in that election that never happened?pic.twitter.com/uyVCtb4iwS— Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑 (@King_Of_Shade) November 27, 2019
Like part of me recognizes that we need to burn this era into our brains and never forget how far we've fallen but there's definitely another part that just wants to see the entire Trump tenure get the full Akhenaten treatment.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
If you feel like you can’t be surprised by the depths that ICE will go to in order to fuck with people, well: https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/11/27/ice-arrested-250-foreign-students-fake-university-metro-detroit/4277686002/
Seriously every sentence makes this more insane and evil.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
Disgusting
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
your tax dollars at work
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-tower-financial-fraud-lenders-propublica-2019-11
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
If you feel like you can’t be surprised by the depths that ICE will go to in order to fuck with people, well: https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/11/27/ice-arrested-250-foreign-students-fake-university-metro-detroit/4277686002/Seriously every sentence makes this more insane and evil.― JoeStork, Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― JoeStork, Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
"Records filed with the state Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs (LARA) show that the University of Farmington was incorporated in January 2016."
also
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/nyregion/students-at-fake-university-say-they-were-collateral-damage-in-sting-operation.html
i.e. this sting is an obama-era innovation
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
Oh then I love it.
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
just saw our President is waging a war against the War on Thanksgiving! This is why he is the chosen one in case you libs were wondering .
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link