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It's very funny that the top two threads on ILM right now are about Grimes and Amanda Palmer, 'cause there's about a fingernail's worth of difference between them IMO.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

I was tempted to post something similar, although we obv should call out male narcissists with the same zeal (and I'm not sure we always do)

imago, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Time to revive the musical challop thread?

pomenitul, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

"Narcissists make for excellent musicians due to their actualisation of the ubermensch fantasy!"

imago, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

A Mensch is just a human being in German so it checks out.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

i take no pleasure in reporting this

mark s, Friday, 22 November 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin'

No language just sound (Sund4r), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

palmer does not sound anything like grimes to me - if you just mean that they're both women musical artists who ilmers are inclined to dislike for extra-musical reasons like their personalities or the controversies they've been involved in.... i expect more!

Mordy, Friday, 22 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

ranking member? more like wanking member amirite

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 November 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

Alternative faps

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 November 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

ffs, france

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 22 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Oh look, Taylor's there too now ;)

imago, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

Ban Pound, ban Lovecraft, ban Mishima, ban Hamsun, ban D'Annunzio, ban Eliot, ban Jünger…

pomenitul, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

I mean

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

Unlike most of these artists, who have officially embraced the movement and sometimes shoot women on weekends.

No language just sound (Sund4r), Sunday, 24 November 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

Holy shit, what a long, drawn out death!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

i find david muir to be incredibly lame, like a cross between the American Psycho dude and idk Hymie from Get Smart

brimstead, Monday, 25 November 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

My contempt for snide bullshit merchant Clive James is that bad I feel I should keep it out of the obituary thread

FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

London Rolling [Started by stet in June 2017, last updated two minutes ago by Noel Scott Emits (Noel Emits)] 23 new answers
KNIVES OUT -- dir. Rian Johnson; Daniel Craig, Michael Shannon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Chris Evans, etc. etc. [Started by Ned Raggett in July 2019, last updated three minutes ago by Ned Raggett] 37 new answers

imago, Friday, 29 November 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥 🎈📌💥

deepchord presents echosmith (unregistered), Monday, 2 December 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

lmao

omar little, Monday, 2 December 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

i kind of want to copy and paste that over and over again

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 2 December 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

Wow such thought-provoking picks, I dearly hope a Pulitzer's underway.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

RIP. What a hill to die on.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

imagine if Obama had ever placed 23rd in Pazz & Jop; the arguments would just be starting

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 December 2019 02:13 (four years ago) link

more into drone iirc

deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 6 December 2019 03:25 (four years ago) link

i find david muir to be incredibly lame, like a cross between the American Psycho dude and idk Hymie from Get Smart

― brimstead

a cross between david cross and jamie muir

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Friday, 6 December 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

the creatures outside looked from rockist to poptimist, and from poptimist to rockist, and from rockist to poptimist again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

imago, Friday, 6 December 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link

waaaaaah, stop discriminating against tuneless white people shouting about bollocks

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

lol ysi

nashwan, Friday, 6 December 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

i clicked on that article and i realized it'd been a month since i read any news media articles and in particular saw anybody talking about donald trump.

who the fuck even still talks to trump supporters by _choice_? let alone actually listens to or writes down what they say? i mean the president is the president and i guess you have a fourth estate obligation to tediously chronicle every deranged utterance that springs forth from his mouth, but talking to - LISTENING to, taking SERIOUSLY - his supporters? i'm worried that you have the brain worms now too and i have to stop talking to you now too.

Agnes Motörhead (rushomancy), Saturday, 7 December 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

I only know one Trumper IRL and I only left him as a FB friend because I enjoy watching my friends give him a beatdown every time he writes something stupid.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yield!
Against stupidity the very gods
Themselves contend in vain.

-- Friedrich "No Woman, No Cry" Schiller --

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 7 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

so sick of the use of idiomatic language or indeed all spoken language, unless you're holding up a slab and saying "slab" you are some kind of monster

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

Liz Kendall
David Aaronovitch, journalist[98]
Nick Cohen, journalist[99]
Philip Collins, journalist
Rod Liddle, journalist[100]
John Mills, businessman and party donor[101]
John Rentoul, journalist[102]
Dave Rowntree, Blur drummer, solicitor, animator, and political activist[103]

that full list of "celeb" Kendall backers ... yoikes!

calzino, Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

never gonna give you up
no matter what your mama says

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

xp the legitimate concerns slate!

gyac, Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

lol like Aaronovitch or Cohen or Liddle or Rentoul have the interests of the Labour party at heart

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

unless you're holding up a slab and saying "slab" you are some kind of monster

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Saturday, December 7, 2019 12:11 PM (ten minutes ago)

lol otm

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 7 December 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

s gonna be a real popcorn.gif this

deems of internment (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 December 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

god forbid

deems of internment (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 December 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

is that how old each of them is?

sarahell, Sunday, 8 December 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

That Desi Arnaz line made me lol.

I’m only partway through ep 1, but I’m already irrationally angry. The music gear at the USO show is all period-correct, right down to the cymbal stands, which are usually an afterthought, and will take me right out of a film/show if they’re wrong, so props for getting that right. But ffs, the ‘70s Musser logo on the vibraphone...I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I just hope the character based on Carol Kaye isn’t playing a bass with a pointy headstock.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 8 December 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

I can feel it farting in the air tonight

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 December 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

Kevin? How disappointing. They should have named him Bob or Mat or Art

sarahell, Monday, 9 December 2019 09:10 (four years ago) link

i see we're over yesterday's little moment of almost clarity anyways

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

You really can't see what you're doing, can you?

So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

Why would any network (except fox) have Bachmann on their show?

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 15 December 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link


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