LANCE'S TWITTER

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lancearmstrong And listening to the new Spoon (Austin homeboys). Btw, the new Wilco is very good.

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link

lancearmstrong Never check my vm's but just checked em. Had a msg from @the_real_shaq wanting 2 set up our race. He's was talking a big game. It's on!!!

cutty, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

hope it isn't carbon

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Getting a massage and listening to a little Bob Marley.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link

who built shaq's bike and what does it look like

― iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Wednesday, July 1, 2009 11:06 AM

can't find a pic but supposedly its a custom cannondale

here's is yao ming's custom bike o_O

http://www.gunnarbikes.com/newsletters/10-29-04_ming.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:20 (fourteen years ago) link

lancearmstrong In my room listening to Maiden. Yes, Iron Maiden.

sous les paves, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

duh wuh ballllsuh guh meduhz klugggg

zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VfiXAaEQiY

am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/bb7k5

pretty sweet!

wilter, Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:01 (fourteen years ago) link

thats the yoshitomo nara art bike

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

No offense to the vuvuzela posse but, man, it's a bit much.
about 6 hours ago via UberTwitter

amuse-douche (haitch), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/5427586751

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

12:05 PM Nov 4th, 2009

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8096/66206524.jpg

ksh, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

cozen, Sunday, 13 June 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

gbx, Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/16085597041

gbx, Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

SB +1

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 July 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

u mad

markers, Friday, 23 July 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/24943300157

O_O

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The gravy train never ends for our lance.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 20 September 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

taylorphinney

Also downloading new Kings of Leon off itunes... Stoked! Last album was amazing. Remember seeing them in Austin w/LA&co 2 yrs ago exactly :)

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link

smdh

the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

lancearmstrong

Incredible : Sunday night football goes to commercial to RATT's 'Round and Round'.

sous les paves, Monday, 25 October 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb8xitUf4S1qaut42o1_500.png

~~~(((creepee)))~~~

"shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

thought this would be about Jeff Nowitsky tbqh

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

insert lemond dougie gif here

end aggro business now (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link

noticed that twitter is one of thee shack's jersey sponsors this year

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://bit.ly/hzLEYA

sous les paves, Saturday, 22 January 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmu1CZEN6Yk

"who rides bikes everywhere? CRACKHEADS"

internet hardmanning clark (haitch), Sunday, 23 January 2011 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link

this TWITTER will appeal to most anti-LANCErs:
http://brizzly.com/#twitter/-/user/bgosford

holy...

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Monday, 24 January 2011 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

when lance ran the nyc marathon i heckled him

ice cr?m, Monday, 24 January 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

That's brilliant

Death and Taxis (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Front Range Cyclist
Just got this tip: Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton are at the same restaurant in Aspen. Must be an ackward place tonight. (Cache Cache if you are in the area)
7 hours ago
Jennifer Flood likes this.

Vince Talavera Tommasi Lance must get around considering he rode a century in Tennessee this afternoon...
7 hours ago

Front Range Cyclist He has a jet.
7 hours ago

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

looool

caek, Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

@GraysonSchaffer
Grayson Schaffer

@lancearmstrong and Tyler Hamilton just had face-to-face confrontation at Cache Cache in Aspen. @outsidemagazine #cycling @60Minutes

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 June 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

how can hamilton afford to be in aspen

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

jk i have no idea how hes livin

so come right back, we have count dracula and we have adam rich (Hunt3r), Sunday, 12 June 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

nealrogers Neal Rogers
@GraysonSchaffer follow up: Tyler Hamilton asked not to return to Aspen's Cache Cache after last night's altercation w/Armstrong.
21 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

dwuori Dan
@nealrogers @GraysonSchaffer If all that happened was they passed one another & nothing happened why was Ty asked not to come back?
16 minutes ago

@nealrogers
Neal Rogers
@dwuori @GraysonSchaffer I'm guessing because Lance lives in Aspen, probably eats there often, and recommends the place to his jet-set pals.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

yet THam's lawyer says otherwise... These Aspen folks are good at covering their bases eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

do you tip the server at the restaurant that told you never to come back y/n

only pick one (meme) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

ya right? finish your meal, gtfo and never return... oh and how about +18%, thx!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
ten months pass...

USADA on lance's recent tri career - "oh no, you don't."

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/armstrong-charged-with-doping-by-usada

Seven-time Tour de France winner banned from competitions

Lance Armstrong has been formally charged with doping by the United States Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) according to the Washington Post. The seven-time Tour de France winner has been banned from competition effective immediately, including triathlons which he has been racing since he retired from pro road cycling in 2011

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

roid rage

http://cdn3.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2010/10/26/2/000_par2004072359394_600.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

btw he was not just "racing" triathlons - guy did a 3:45 at 70.3 florida, totally sick. future freaky performances nipped in the bud. :(

chairman mayo mysteries (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

#unconstitutional is now trending on twitter and not in the way Lance might expect.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

What happened to cutty?

Actually, what's happened to Steve Shasta?

Özil Gummidge (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

Cutty followed me on the other day on Twitter, No idea what happened to Shasta.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link

another wakeboarder left...in the churning waters behind the boat of progress

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

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am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.picturesanimations.com/l/lol/lol227.gif

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link

Lance Armstrong ‏@lancearmstrong
My official statement re: @usantidoping's pitiful charade http://bit.ly/Ozm7XZ

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

guy should have gone into politics

goole, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

the background is all "LMAO here's my statement"

http://c7655228.r28.cf2.rackcdn.com/2b9d038c3508cba4845425583c402eea.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2QsqatfLA

cutty, Sunday, 21 April 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

That is the whitest reggae band I've ever seen, and I've seen Italian Reggae combo 'Africa Unite'

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 April 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link


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