Yeah the costumes have been pretty silly since they added the nipples to the Batsuit. I thought the original tweet was laughing at the absurdity of Bats and the other superheros huddled around a clipboard for a mid-mission briefing.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link
No flowcharts no credibility
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
Batman needs a studded codpiece
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
If by 'studded codpiece' you mean 'floppy two-foot rubber phallus covered in rhinestones' then yes, of course he does.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link
Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals http://t.co/UpFLHGK1Mm pic.twitter.com/YFHwQmBWGO— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 25, 2014
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
I wouldn't have know there was anything wrong with that bat costume until someone said I was supposed to realize it was obviously terrible to the point I should be crying laughing. Either I have terrible taste or I'm extremely out of the loop? Is a scowling cowl (s-cowl) for batman wrong? Tell me how to feel.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
If this on-set photograph is your first encounter with the character known as Batman, I can see where you might howl with laughter until your bladder emptied itself in great spasmic arcs. Otherwise the costume is a little silly-looking but nothing particularly OTT.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
OK thanks... yeah the s-cowl did not seem particularly new or odd on batman at all.
― Evan, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
After Bat-Nipples and Bale's totes hilar SCAWY BAT-GWOWL, I don't know what absurd heights a cinematic Bat-depiction would have to reach to catch me off guard.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
BRING BACK THE BATUSI
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
Call me when a Bat-movie has the bravery to feature a scene as Bat-shit as Adam West hanging from a chopper and spraying the great white munching his leg with shark repellant only to have that fucker EXPLODE when it hits the water.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
imagining him running back to the car to change his entire costume into one where he has painstakingly moulded a kind and caring face, in between crushing the spine of a baddie and comforting the little orphan girl that the baddie was menacing
― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 21 November 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
first I was likehttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.geek.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F06%2F17016624767_d0115ed353_b-625x351.jpg&f=1&nofb=1but then I was likehttps://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.pictures.zimbio.com%2Fmp%2F_01TMbx1qJrx.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 November 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
hey batman who stole yr neck
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 November 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/oQciHRD.jpg
― insecurity bear (sic), Thursday, 21 November 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
so people are screaming with excitement about the Zak Snyder cut of this and I just wanna hurl
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
Didn't see the original but BvS was demented enough for me to check this out
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
this is much more pedestrian than the gonzo BvS. it was also a better movie. but a forgettable one.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
i still don't understand who are these people that are diehard Synder supporters. who?? even his clearer successes are mixed at best.
― Nhex, Thursday, 21 May 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link
someone I know and respect said he "cried" today at the news
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
tbf I guess that could go either way
Someone you know and used to respect, presumably.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
he's a good dude, just has weird taste in movies.
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:01 (three years ago) link
You will believe that a turd can be polished!
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link
in Snyder's version, Superman is a stroke victim who recovers through the power of Lex Luthor's pee
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link
Wait, who stroked him
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
this movie fucking sucks idk why people think there's a way in which it doesn't. mother boxes? really?
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link
one major step up is that Lex Luthor's pee didn't appear at all, I mean they clearly read the room and the room said "no pee from Lex Luthor"
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
does the Snyder version use mother boxes and the Whedon one didn't?
(I saw some webicles thrilling themselves that Darkseid is in the Snyder version but wasn't in Whedon, and it's hard to imagine a temperament less suited to cast Darkseid as a villain than that of a Randian)
― Bleeqwot (sic), Friday, 22 May 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
Frankly it did seem kind of dumb to use Steppenwolf instead of Darkseid; or wishful thinking that they'd eventually get to a sequel to use him
― Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
we’re all going to feel very silly when this turns out to be a masterpiece
― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 May 2020 05:44 (three years ago) link
I'm curious about how big disasters get made and I will watch this to see one step in the process. But Justice League was far less memorable than BVS or Suicide Squad -- I remember Cavill's cg face, Aquaman sitting on the lasso of truth, and not much else.
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:26 (three years ago) link
I spent more years than were sensible reading DC superhero comics and I have never even heard of Steppenwolf as a character. I tried watching this piece of shit film once and didn't make it 15 minutes in. Colossally stupid and boring and idiotically staged.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
like a true nature's child
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
Steppenwolf is an incredibly minor Fourth World character, with only maybe like two or three appearances throughout Kirby's tenure.The Fourth World in general is something I just don't want to see adapted by anyone, let alone this particular nozzle. They did it relative justice in the DCAU but that was enough.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 May 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link
idk how y'all didn't see this as a overwhelmingly marked improvement from BvS.
I submit:
-No Luthor pee jar-No Superman fucking Lois in the bathtub-No "Martha"-gate
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link
hmm I see to have instead made the argument that this is why this movie is so forgettable instead.
nevermind, nothing to see here.
Dun-dun-DUNNNNNNNNN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6512XKKNkU
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link
Someone on Twitter called the Snyder Cut QAnon for nerds and that sounds about right.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
Fitting that the two times that director has used that song it's been a sex scene and a two-minute masturbation fantasy.— Cori (@CoriMarie21) August 22, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
snyder, a guy who knows popular karaoke songs and no other music
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
I didn't see the theatrical version but I'll take Snyder's OTT self-serious juvenalia over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Good grief, the CGI on that flipped exploding car in that Flash bit is AWFUL.
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
over Whedon's poisonous "witty" banter any fucking day
OTM, p much everything Whedon's been involved with creatively for near if not more than a decade has been absolutely insufferable because of it. Been watching old Buffy during quarantine and even tho it is famously twee/witty/snarky itself, it's depressing how noxiously stupid and soulless his 2010s writing is in comparison. The guy who played Cyborg in this claims he was insufferable and abusive personally on set too so def fuck him if that's true
― Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
My pet theory is that as Whedon found himself supplanted by the Russos as the ultimate MCU golden boys he got even worse than he already did. And that's saying something.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
this guy seems cool
You said you enjoyed the theatrical cut of Justice League like you enjoy your Saturday morning cartoons… Well this is made for grownups, so you’re not in the demographic. Also, cool of you to comment on a leaked teaser. @ScottMendelson https://t.co/Zsu2O2oixb— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) August 22, 2020
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
groan-ups
― 3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, August 22, 2020 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
otm
i really loved the "ultimate cut" of batman v. superman
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
Guys, it's OK to hate both of them, they're both shit.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
Oh, this was just on tv and I watched it for 2 minutes. It was people in costumes fighting with cartoon things.
― Gerneten-flüken cake (jed_), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link