US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

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he has two notebooks, one that says "Show House Committee" and the other "No Show House Committee". but he can't tell which is which due to his shit handwriting

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link

there must be emails that can be subpoenaed.

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

oh I'm sure he illegally got rid of those

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

natch

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 November 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link

New from me + @dylanbyers:

Mark Zuckerberg had a secret dinner with Donald Trump and Peter Thiel last month, @NBCNews has learnedhttps://t.co/6j0i0NNd3o

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 21, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 November 2019 04:37 (four years ago) link

gross

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 November 2019 04:40 (four years ago) link

Arsenic pudding hopefully.

Slow acting

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link

I overheard a coworker say that the Dems have no case, it’s just mind boggling to bump into someone who might think that outside of a diner.

Antonym Scalia (Leee), Thursday, 21 November 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link

- he’s a multimillionaire cuntbag w/ no history of or interest in public service and did not take any single element of his job seriously

Pretty lol how Trump didn't realise that one of the things a superrich nihilist would not give a fuck about, is bothering to make up shit to defend the boss

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 November 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link

I believe Sondland has documents but the Trump administration won’t release them.

steve harvey oswald (brownie), Thursday, 21 November 2019 11:09 (four years ago) link

Is anybody else from the diplomatic service voicing concern/disgust about the continued employment of Sondland as a foreign ambassador. Is there any backlash? Or is the environment right for such a thing?

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 November 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link

it seems preposterous that this guy is still the us ambassador to the EU

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

however, there is a lot of preposterosity in this administration

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link

Could see that trying to maintain some level of credibility for the witness might be of use. So immediately removing him from the role might not work for using his testimony well. But since this is a t crony his ability to maintain his own credibility might be compromised.

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 November 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link

Dr. Fiona Hill has released her opening statement, @mkraju reports.

“Based on questions and statements I have heard, some of you on this committee appear to believe that Russia and its security services did not conduct a campaign against our country...

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 21, 2019



Amen to this! This bullshit idea that Ukraine had any interest,time or resources to fuck with our elections is really stupid and obvious Russian propaganda.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 November 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 November 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link

Stevolende at 5:12 21 Nov 19

Is anybody else from the diplomatic service voicing concern/disgust about the continued employment of Sondland as a foreign ambassador. Is there any backlash? Or is the environment right for such a thing?

I mean if they axe him the job will just go to Jon Voight or Larry the Cable Guy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

don't front on my boy Chuck Woolery

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

Amen to this! This bullshit idea that Ukraine had any interest, time or resources to fuck with our elections is really stupid and obvious Russian propaganda.

One other obvious thing someone else observed is that if Ukraine and its leadership was so corrupt and interfered in the 2016 elections ... why would you task or trust them to conduct an investigation into corruption in the first place?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

still pissed that Andrew WK was denied an ambassadorship

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link

especially given the fact that this chucklehead got in

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

Amen to this! This bullshit idea that Ukraine had any interest,time or resources to fuck with our elections is really stupid and obvious Russian propaganda.

This isn't really true. The Poroshenko government had a strong reason for wanting to prevent a key advisor to Yanukovich from becoming the right-hand-man of the US president. They had the interest, time and resources and the black ledger that took Manafort down is still shrouded in a certain amount of mystery. That's different from saying that the Democrats actively worked to solicit interference.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

you must be a russian agent

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

Alternatively, it's just about possible that more than one country in the former Soviet Union has a dodgy security service and politicians.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 21, 2019

I am, and have been, a total dumbass my entire life

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

“I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great.“

Gotta listen and not watch if you’re trying to hear something Donnie!

omar little, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

he obviously never talked to my mother on the phone .

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

I am a charter member of the Phone Call-Watching Society of America and have logged 3,000 hours of call observance in strict accordance with Society guidelines. Never, and I mean never, have I

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

Is he capable of behaving/speaking like a faint simulacrum of an actual human being for one entire 24-hour span of time?

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

15 tweets in two hours. Quite a busy morning for the big boy president.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

"Never have I been...able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail."

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Holmes:

My recollection is that Ambassador Sondland stated, “Dammit Rudy. Every time Rudy gets involved he goes and f---s everything up.”

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) November 21, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

That's certainly my impression of Rudy.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link

Or to put it more broadly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz6_9ReEGuY

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Rudy was on Glenn Beck's show (he has a show? is he blind yet?) still claiming he's working with Ukrainians to get the goods on Biden et al.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

I can't post the clip right now, but someone observed that Trump was leaving the plane yesterday he used the shorter back stairs, was dragging his left leg a little, and wasn't moving his left arm at all ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

otm to whoever suggested keeping an eye out for when he golfs next. he definitely seems like the kind of guy who, when told to rest, would take it easy for a couple of days then stubbornly return to regular activity. maybe he'll reinjure himself.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

(semi related, indictments against Netenyahu reportedly imminent ... )

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

🐦[Holmes:

My recollection is that Ambassador Sondland stated, “Dammit Rudy. Every time Rudy gets involved he goes and f---s everything up.”
— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) November 21, 2019🕸]🐦


1. While there are many fine contenders, I don’t think we’ll do better for the December thread than “Dammit Rudy...”

2. Is it just me or is Sondland becoming weirdly likable?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

he's just a big goofball rich guy who realizes the absurdity of his life.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

Sondland mildly likeable within this particular context (mostly because it's swell to see a big-money Trump donor joyfully and publicly hand Trump a gift-wrapped set of his very own balls) and undoubtedly a nightmare and a must to avoid in pretty much every other imaginable context.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

I do think there's something noteworthy about the one rep yesterday (don't recall which) who evoked Sondland's Holocaust survivor parents and how that experience may have injected a teeeeeeny sliver of decency and higher sense of the public good in dudes like him and Cohen who otherwise enjoy lives of flagrant steaming turd-dom.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

(I guess Sondland's mother fled Germany prior to WWII but the point stands.)

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

apropos of nothing i'd like to point out it is Budd Dwyer's birthday today

frogbs, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
But today is still your birthday
So let's all have some cake

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

Dammit Rudy

A message to you: stop that messin around

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

time you straighten right out, better think of your future, else you'll wind up in jail

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

sondland seems like a massive prick to me

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

Me too. Just some nihilistic rich dude.

treeship., Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link


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