I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:34 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:51 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:06 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

booooooooooooooooo

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

I hate myself for this, but he could have read the script of the Incredibles and seen the film of the Fountainhead.

I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:

https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservative

Keep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular Stability

Only $26 per ounce!

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 1:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extent

shouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.

what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.

how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.

TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.

― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, November 21, 2019 8:08 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink


definitely need a few gallons of this as the molecular cohesion of my records has really gone to shit over the last few years, can barely open the door of my record room, molecules all over the damn place

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:36 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

every time i come home from the record store with new molecules of music, my partner is always on my case like "but you never listen to the molecules you already have!"

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:37 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

seconded

trying to think about notable australians whose deaths i would care about

None can and will ever compare to Steve Irwin ;_;

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:28 AM

that was honestly a sore one

― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM

stung a bit, yeah

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM

Sad LOL

darraghmac's a ray of sunshine.

If yr looking to be edified, he's the manta do it.

vg dm

felt mean tbh :(

Pierced by regret

an uncrikey story

giggling irl, thx everyone

yeah it's weird, Beck was so much more inventive, I think Brian Jones and Peter Green were so much better as blues players, yet Clapton was "God"

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, December 3, 2019 5:55 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And the lord came down from above and yea he was the fifth or sixth best guitar player from his island in that specific era, and yea did he covet thy beatle’s wife, and yea was he racist.

― omar little, Tuesday, December 3, 2019 6:01 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the gove raabs outgrieve

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday)

A+

I don’t get it! I’m dumb.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gove

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Raab

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Grieve

Oh, for gods sake! I used to know Jabberwocky by heart - but I was looking for a bible quote. It’s funny, now that I get it!

‘It’s funny now that I get it’ is going to be my epitaph.

I'd totally read a Jabberwocked version of the KJV.

I still don't get it.

'the mome raths outgrabe' becomes 'the gove raabs outgrieve'.

Now if you're suggesting that there is something to get beyond that playful emendation or that Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' possesses a camouflaged allegorical significance, to be adumbrated via cabalistic exegesis, all I can say is 'perhaps'.

I'll stick to Stanley Unwin tbh.

you know what else can be adumbrated via cabalistic exegesis?

your mom

otm

Agreed.

mot

tom

mom

motm

On The Mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgsQXXkNgg

C'mon, let's get off moms, 'cause

I imagine the old cast will show up as ghosts, including ghost Harold Ramis. And the old ghosts will fight the new ghost baddie. That seems like the most obvious, tacky prediction.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 December 2019 16:54 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh god a ghost harold ramis would be in such incredibly poor taste

of course they're gonna do it

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:55 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"voiced by Josh Gad"

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:56 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

stop it we're gonna will it into existence

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:58 (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I thought the Baby Yoda was cool until someone told me it wasn't really Baby Yoda.

― pplains, Monday, December 9, 2019 4:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Isn't it?

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

they de-aged the real Yoda with Irishman CGI :(

― insecurity bear (sic), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok dumb but I snarfed coffee:

cecillamontemclaughlin 2
3 years ago
I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT 2TIMES BY GORILLAS IF ARE HUMAN TO SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY I AM A MAN OR A WOMAN I HAVE NO VAGINA I HAVE 2 NATURAL BORN SONS BY MALES SPECIES IT WOULD MEAN THAT LIFE WAS NEVER HERE IF THERE WERE AN ANSWER FOR THE FUNERAL OF ANYONE WHO DIED WHILE THIS PREGNANCY HAS TAKEN PLACE TWICE IN MY BODY ONE IS 41 YEARS OLD THE OTHER IS 16 YEARS OLD
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:49 AM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

same
― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:51 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Eno: first house he finds with a dual chime doorbell and he's stuck there for half an hour

― fetter, Thursday, 12 December 2019 14:13 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fully merited.

https://media.giphy.com/media/cIFcdD1oiyboQ/giphy.gif

yes two thumbs uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

yeah, that were good, that

Buttigieg: “I trust you to figure out your own health care.”

— David Smith (@SmithInAmerica) December 13, 2019

this is something James Bond says when dumping a guy out of a medical helicopter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, December 13, 2019

omg

hail to the chief

So, with all that, I think a better, more proper open ending would've been to show Angela hesitating whether or not to eat the egg, then fade to black before we see if she does. Then it would've been up for the viewer to decide whether even a supposedly good and just person like her deserves the power of a god.

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

then a dog jumps up and eats it out of her hand

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

And season 2 will be all about the adventures of... Dog Manhattan!

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Great y'all just wrote Son of Mask 2 congrats

― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Canadians were the sport of choice amongst lesbians in your day?

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:35 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've got the scars to prove it

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:39 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So have we addressed the fact that Palpatine had sex

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:25 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^Fixing to say.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:31 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

...and that somehow Daisy Ridley is the eventual result.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:32 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Reminds me of that (iirc) Anthony Lane line re: the lack of chemistry between Christiansen & Portman in the prequals, and how Luke & Leia had to have been conceived via "Anakin in the bathroom with a Playwookie mag".

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xpost explains the British accent?

I'm ignoring it lol, but other people should decide for themselves: I made a mistake of wading into a fan forum where I learned that it's apparently canon that Palpatine created Anakin/Vader either by impregnating Shri or messing with her pregnancy, so the whole Rey/Ben relationship is in fact incest in the Daenerys/Jon Snow tradition.

― Roz, Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tapping out

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:51 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry for spoilulz