Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Holy doodoo

i'm too slow today

Mourinho firm favourite and no less lol-worthy,

Tory plot announcing this just before the debate tbf

don't even bother trying to tap up Nuno lads

Stoked for Jose

mixed feelings

he has no defence against his selections and tactics and his pressers

but he'd earned the chance to turn it around

that said he didnt seem too invested in doing so

ole out, best of luck poch. in another life, maybe

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Commiserations and congratulations Deems. He'd run his course tbf.

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rip big man

wtf Spurs

Bayern job coming up btw.

ole tbh

Lol, of course!

What are the odds on Solskjaer ever getting a job at a top division club again?

I can't really see Woodward and co. being that decisive

plus we're on a "good run"

Spurs might be tempted to lure Ajax' Ten Hag? Could smooth things out for signing Ziyech too.

would be very happy with that

About time Spurs had a Dutch manager again.

Srsly tho, Ziyech is yr Eriksen 3.0, key to yr creative midfield. Rumours have been going on for aaages. Think Ten Hag would be a great fit.

I don't know if Levy prefers signing a "big(ger) name" tho.

Poch in at Arse?

Too much to hope for.

HE'S READY

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Fuck football forever frankly.

^^^^

Davies just whipped a really nice freekick in for 2-0 Wales, he's obviously gutted

good decision if and only if a worthwhile replacement is already sorted btw

Ben Davies might actually be completely unaware.

^the most versatile of posts

covers more positions than dier

General sense right now that Poch has just paid for Levy's mistakes, especially in the transfer market.

poch had "lost the dressing room" y/n?

More importantly he had lost ILX.

I have no clue who this guy is but I'm choosing to believe him

Tottenham in advanced talks with José Mourinho. Deal close. #THFC #SSN

— Bryan Swanson (@skysports_bryan) November 19, 2019

Why would any club want to go full nihilism w/ Mou after having witnessed the hellscape he created at ManU?

Duncan Castles used to be the Mourinho mouthpiece and he's saying it's a done deal

seems mental but stranger things i guess

This is going to be sad isn't it?

Mou at Spurs: what are these stranger things you speak of?
Can’t say I don’t enjoy the prospect, because it’s so utterly absurd and self-defeating, immolating, id love to see it. But eh, it’s so weird and self destructive, not like Levy.

poch had "lost the dressing room" y/n?

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 23:48 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

would say yes

mourinho looks done

cant say im optimistic that hes willing to change, or that a squad unwilling to follow poch will fawn over jose like he seems to require

More succinctly, Mou to Spurs wld be

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yknow tho

those players getting moud

levy getting moud

is a fair penance after how each side treated poch, who lets not cry for, hes off to see if his "run into the ground, pass sideways and score every chance or we lose" will motivate some superstars elsewhere for his 8m a year

would be genuinely sorry to see mou happen to spurs

otoh looooooooooool

he should go to MLS. I'm sure some team is wanting to make a big name hire there.

all otm since

mou official

the dark is rising

leaks suggest poch expressed desire to leave but not lose his payout

well yeah. in a press conference, most days.

also by selecting aurier. any day.

Why would any club want to go full nihilism w/ Mou after having witnessed the hellscape he created at ManU?

You were saying?

Amazing.

Speaking on his appointment, Jose said: “I am excited to be joining a club with such a great heritage and such passionate supporters. The quality in both the squad and the academy excites me. Working with these players is what has attracted me.”

Trolling from day one A+

Talking of hellscapes, how better to describe an ILX stuffed full of Mourinho camp followers?