US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

They're sick for caring about his well being, that's for sure.

Are you saying we're...

Slumerican Shitizens?!

"routine" by definition means that it was planned! This was not planned and is not routine! words mean nothing!

It's routine, when someone has chest pains, to do some tests.

I do not care about his well-being. He's not a well being and I would prefer him to stop, well, being.

well said

"Okay from what" would also mean that we think about Lil Jon's finest hour every, er, hour.

Jim Jordan is a real dumb asshole in case no one has noticed that before

him not going to meetings and clearing his schedule is nothing new. he's a lazy piece of shit.
if he stops golfing we will know something is wrong.

D’s are racking up the soundbites today.

Not a good day for the president.

Nunes has nothing lol

Rep. Omar with a nice bounceback from the Armenian contretemps:

Sharing my full letter on the the sentencing of Patrick W. Carlineo, a man convicted of threatening my life.

We must apply a system of compassion to criminal justice.

Who are we as a nation if we respond to threats of political retribution with retribution ourselves? pic.twitter.com/s96jjh8AlD

— Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) November 19, 2019

if he stops golfing we will know something is wrong.

otm

Maloney: "You're putting yourself in direct opposition to the most powerful person in the world... Why do you have confidence that you can do that, and tell your dad not to worry?"

Vindman: "Congressman, because this is America... Here, right matters."

Wouldn’t put it past GOP to orchestrate a fake hospital trip to create a distraction from the impeachment hearings

A parade to the hospital.

They’re not that smart

Wouldn't put it past these chumps to orchestrate a military parade to the hospital with Trump riding on the tip of a giant missile.

xp Trump is too vain for that. It implies he isn't the perfect human specimen.

no collusion!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/china-signs-defense-agreement-south-005403276.html

https://i.redd.it/n1myt2i3sylx.jpg

otm

Is that a penis painted as Donald Trump

Trump on his trip to Walter Reed: “I went for a physical and I came back. My wife said, ‘Darling are you okay? What’s wrong? Oh, they’re reporting you may have had a heart attack.’ I said, ‘Why did I have a heart attack?’ ‘Because you went to Walter Reed Medical Center.”

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) November 19, 2019

either Melania legitimately did not know her husband was rushed to the hospital or Trump doesn't know he just had a heart attack

Hard LOL @ Melania or anyone ever ever ever calling Trump 'darling', gtfo

I think he would make her address him as Mr. President if he could.

She forgot to call him "Sir". Also, she wasn't in tears. Therefore, he's telling the truth.

Guys, I’m with Q. This guy is an imposter—the real Trump was killed months ago.

when trump first started talking about banning vapes he said that melania was very concerned about their effect on children 'because she has a son'

perfect phrasing

Where the fuck did they dig up this other inexorable sack of monkey shit from?

Xpost

I can't tell which is worse, Nunes or Jordon? They're both such turds.

Topple, coup, overthrow ...

Can they turn both of them into that Robot thing from Superman 3 and then blow it up

Inclusiveness!

White House senior adviser Stephen Miller had more editorial influence over the right-wing news website Breitbart during the 2016 presidential campaign than previously known and attempted to push articles attacking then-presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., according to a new batch of leaked emails shared with NBC News.

The emails, which were first given to the Southern Poverty Law Center by former Breitbart writer Katie McHugh, reveal that Breitbart published an article in October 2015 about immigration levels with the byline “Breitbart News” under the direction of Miller while he was working for then-Sen. Jeff Sessions.

The emails offer a window into just how closely Miller coordinated with Breitbart, a publication that backed President Donald Trump early in his campaign. Its former chief executive, Steve Bannon, later served as an adviser to Trump.

On Oct. 3, 2015, Miller sent a chart that claimed that “For Every 1 New American Added to the Population, Immigration Will Add 7 More” to McHugh, Breitbart’s Washington political editor Matthew Boyle and Bannon.

“Also how should we run this? Under Senator Sessions’ byline? Or under ‘Breitbart News’ byline?” Boyle asked in a reply.

Miller responded that the chart and the accompanying article should be run under a Breitbart News byline, in effect disguising his involvement.

“This exclusive should provide an inescapably powerful visual and analysis designed to appeal to voters of all stripes,” Miller wrote.

all stripes!

but mostly white ones

https://thumb.canalplus.pro/http/unsafe/768x/smart/creativemedia-image.canalplus.pro/content/0001/20/caa777a15390585c94234151a1332d43f54f79a5.png

i know someone who should be wearing stripes

Rubio is a little piggy though and looooves the abuse

so this Volker dude has not been the witness the GOP expected.

they should've called kurt herrenvolker instead

Seriously. These are the guys the GOP wanted?

Nunes just sarcastically invoked the term "drug deal" to describe the picture painted by the Dems. That is of course how Bolton described the goings-on. These assholes are all about projection and "you're the puppet!' deflection.

lol

“I’ve never used that term, and frankly cringe when I hear it because to me ‘three amigos’ will always refer to Sen. [John] McCain, Sen. [Joe] Lieberman and Sen. [Lindsey] Graham in reference to their work to support the surge in Iraq,” Volker said during his opening statement Tuesday as part of his public testimony at the impeachment hearing.

do any of these hacks realize The Three Amigos was a comedy

would you say it had a plethora of jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FjF0PuyVeY

I wonder if the GOP just expected that Schiff wouldn't let their witnesses testify because that's what they would've done? this is going so poorly for them but none of it will matter lol

haha, volker was like "I didn't think it was wrong at the time, but now, on reflection, i realize this was completely wrong". OOOPS. I'm assuming this is him recognizing where history is going to point and deciding he'd better be on the right side.

Nunes and Jordan (and Stefanik) are doing massive damage to the GOP brand with their idiotic posturing in these hearings. You'd think the Republicans would rely more on someone less screechy, like Hurd or Ratcliff.

actually I take that back, they're doing no damage, because Republicans are lock-step behind these fools. But they're not doing their party any favors.

also Republican counsel doesn't seem like he wants to be there.

Devin Nunes's descend into pathetic comedy is better than any sitcom.

Moreso cos now he has no leverage to do anything