Star Wars: The Mandalorian

i just assume everyone knows the Prioress' story and get frustrated when they confuser her with the Friar.

https://www.gq.com/story/werner-herzog-baby-yoda

my brain's fried and I forgot only twitter gets a preview

“I have seen it on the set. I’ve seen it on the set,” he began, before veering into a passionate elucidation of his feelings on the petite marionette. “And it’s heartbreaking! It’s heartbreakingly beautiful.”

He explained that he witnessed two technicians operating its various mechanisms—"one was for the eyes and the mouth and the other one was for other facial expressions"—and that it was "a phenomenal technological achievement but, beyond the technological achievement, it’s heartbreaking.”

When the interviewer asked him to elaborate on why exactly it was so heartbreaking, he shook his head wistfully and admitted that he didn’t know why it touched his soul so deeply. He hadn't even seen it onscreen yet. “It looked absolutely convincing,” he continued. “It made you cry when you saw it.”

I just keep wondering who changes its diaper...

(They showed a space toilet, they opened the door to this.)

the back side of the force

i was worried it wasn't eating anything or getting fluids. then it ate the frog.
still worried about it staying hydrated tho.

also – can Herzog be serious when he says he's never watched star wars?!

yes

does he strike you as a prevaricator?

he has a weird sense of humour.

a prevaricator

Isn’t that one of those creatures Luke fought in Jabba’s palace(?)

a point for which I reserve a fair bit of rancor

after herzog got shot DURING a filmed interview, i don't question anything he says

what

It was not significant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk

also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcnLfLaFiY

https://i.imgur.com/vChy6TN_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

lol and

Me high looking at myself in the security camera at CVS pic.twitter.com/xfDALq7dmX

— eli (@eliyudin) November 18, 2019

oops ned 3days ago haha guess whos high rn

Haven't seen Ep 2 yet, but baby yoda didn't look more than a year old - so at a 50-1 human to yoda years ratio, actual yoda was a teenager when he was leaping around fighting count dooku, then he died a decrepit old man 6 months later.

Yoda was born in 896 BBY... he’s 874 when he fights Dooku, and he’s 900 when he dies in ROTJ.

Another way of looking at it is that 10 years of aging for Yoda’s species equals 1 human year; and so the baby in the show would be the equivalent of “5.” That’s a long infancy period... but I guess they needed to set up the reveal with a misdirection about the target’s age (and it wouldn’t have worked to say “10,” we’d still be expecting a child).

Another discrepancy is that Yoda had learned his skills and began training Jedi at age 100; so all things being equal, The Mandalorian baby has a lot of growing to do in the next 50 years.

My No-Prize attempt: that baby is a lazy asshole, and could totally be walking around and training like Yoda was at his age; it just likes being shuttled around.

I dunno, shuttling myself around on my mind beams sounds a little more tiring than walking

I think it’s some kind of hover-carriage (not mind beams)?

who knows. all I know is that we were all Born After the Battle of Yavin. We are all BABY.

You know, I had been assuming that “50 years old” was more or less an arbitrary number they chose, to set up the reveal; but considering the series takes place in 9 ABY (“Five years after the defeat of the Galactic Empire”), that would put the baby’s birth in 41 BBY... the same year another prominent character was born. 🤔

Was there a deleted scene in The Phantom Menace where Mace Windu asks, “What’s troubling you, Master Yoda?”; and Yoda snaps:

When 180 years of child-support payments you face, be cheerful you will not!

Just watched Chapter 3 — it is excellent.

It is the way

these guys have spoken.

Apparently it was also the first live-action Star Wars anything to be directed by a woman (Deborah Chow).

Not quite the same fun quotient as Episode 2 but indeed great and that set piece resolution towards the end was definitely a moment xps

So far my fave new The Star War stuff since Rebels and "Rouge" One. Literally feels like Favreau wants to write in as much "this is the kind of cool stuff 9 y.o. me imagined happening" material into each episode as possible and I'm down with it in a true "Okay Gen X-er" way. Having been 8 y.o. myself in '77.

https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/76676823_10158543737539672_6833772952006164480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ohc=jSk3uInOIggAQl1RNGjvpJ_5XaEnPNkXbm_rJmWlHQDEavr4dO3PYt0QA&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&oh=c38637996a3604bb04e37d64ba2e187d&oe=5E4DE28A

seeing a whole-ass Mando squad in action like that is something a lot of fans have been waiting for for like 30 years

The final moment/fan-service gag was maybe a bit much... but NBD. It was of the best episodes of TV I’ve seen in a while (notwithstanding some shaky acting from a few folks).

I know this has been a joke since 1977, but — does Stormtrooper armor provide protection against a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g??

It protect’s the empire’s budget

Wick-homage fob action?

I swear my autocorrect is on the fritz and I'm not just randomly putting apostrophes in things these days

forgot to mention my deep appreciation to whoever on staff said, "Oh, we need a prop here? I have just the thing!" and went full fanservice. at least we know now why Willrow Hood was hauling ass to vacate Cloud City.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/b/bb/Willrow-hood.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080518233740

wait, I didn't catch that. what was it?

anyway this episode was awesome

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/V63VBttMgVxf42OtT5QCoSxgpM4=/0x0:1896x798/1400x933/filters:focal(914x170:1216x472):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/65753475/camtono.0.jpg

Some more prop nerdservice with the Companion Cubes from portal (sans heart stencils) sitting around everywhere

Oh oops I got it backwards, apparently companion cubes were designed after storage crates that have been in Star Wars since a new hope

I hope they finally got to have a big ice cream party

So at 14 minutes right before the Mandalorian comes in to talk to Carl Weathers, Carl weathers dresses down some Alien and calls him a 'dust breather' and tells him to go away, and that alien says, quite clearly, "fuck you". I watched it 20 times. Tell me I'm not the only person who heard that.