US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

"i didn't have a heart attack. You did. In fact you're dead now"

He speaks!

Trump on his unscheduled trip to Walter Reed: "I went and did a very routine — just a piece of it, the rest takes place in January — very routine physical." He visited soldiers then returned to White House. "I get greeted with the news, 'We understand you had a heart attack.'"

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 19, 2019

This is the most transparent administration in history so I don't know why y'all are speculating

Honestly this is my favorite bit, namely that Melania didn't even know.

On his surprise visit to @WRBethesda on Saturday, Pres Trump says he went for a very routine physical, though even the First Lady asked him about reports he had a heart attack. And when asked by his press office if he was okay, he said he responded, "okay from what?"

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) November 19, 2019

okay from what?
december thread title

The funniest thing is even the conspiracy theorists didn't say "heart attack". They said "chest discomfort".

Dude coulda just had the farts and freaked

Sounds like the James Brown CNN interview

December 2019: I’m concerned, ‘cause there’s nothing wrong!

So unfortunately he is alive, however he looks and sounds like shit

Nah, he's dead.

TRUMP offers these uplifting words about Democrats: "These people are sick. They're sick. And the press really in this country is dangerous. We don't have freedom of the press in this country. We have the opposite. We have a very corrupt media." pic.twitter.com/ukt4AGZevc

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 19, 2019

They're sick for caring about his well being, that's for sure.

Are you saying we're...

Slumerican Shitizens?!

"routine" by definition means that it was planned! This was not planned and is not routine! words mean nothing!

It's routine, when someone has chest pains, to do some tests.

I do not care about his well-being. He's not a well being and I would prefer him to stop, well, being.

well said

"Okay from what" would also mean that we think about Lil Jon's finest hour every, er, hour.

Jim Jordan is a real dumb asshole in case no one has noticed that before

him not going to meetings and clearing his schedule is nothing new. he's a lazy piece of shit.
if he stops golfing we will know something is wrong.

D’s are racking up the soundbites today.

Not a good day for the president.

Nunes has nothing lol

Rep. Omar with a nice bounceback from the Armenian contretemps:

Sharing my full letter on the the sentencing of Patrick W. Carlineo, a man convicted of threatening my life.

We must apply a system of compassion to criminal justice.

Who are we as a nation if we respond to threats of political retribution with retribution ourselves? pic.twitter.com/s96jjh8AlD

— Rep. Ilhan Omar (@Ilhan) November 19, 2019

if he stops golfing we will know something is wrong.

otm

Maloney: "You're putting yourself in direct opposition to the most powerful person in the world... Why do you have confidence that you can do that, and tell your dad not to worry?"

Vindman: "Congressman, because this is America... Here, right matters."

Wouldn’t put it past GOP to orchestrate a fake hospital trip to create a distraction from the impeachment hearings

A parade to the hospital.

They’re not that smart

Wouldn't put it past these chumps to orchestrate a military parade to the hospital with Trump riding on the tip of a giant missile.

xp Trump is too vain for that. It implies he isn't the perfect human specimen.

no collusion!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/china-signs-defense-agreement-south-005403276.html

https://i.redd.it/n1myt2i3sylx.jpg

otm

Is that a penis painted as Donald Trump

Trump on his trip to Walter Reed: “I went for a physical and I came back. My wife said, ‘Darling are you okay? What’s wrong? Oh, they’re reporting you may have had a heart attack.’ I said, ‘Why did I have a heart attack?’ ‘Because you went to Walter Reed Medical Center.”

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) November 19, 2019

either Melania legitimately did not know her husband was rushed to the hospital or Trump doesn't know he just had a heart attack

Hard LOL @ Melania or anyone ever ever ever calling Trump 'darling', gtfo

I think he would make her address him as Mr. President if he could.

She forgot to call him "Sir". Also, she wasn't in tears. Therefore, he's telling the truth.

Guys, I’m with Q. This guy is an imposter—the real Trump was killed months ago.

when trump first started talking about banning vapes he said that melania was very concerned about their effect on children 'because she has a son'

perfect phrasing

Where the fuck did they dig up this other inexorable sack of monkey shit from?

Xpost

I can't tell which is worse, Nunes or Jordon? They're both such turds.

Topple, coup, overthrow ...

Can they turn both of them into that Robot thing from Superman 3 and then blow it up

Inclusiveness!

White House senior adviser Stephen Miller had more editorial influence over the right-wing news website Breitbart during the 2016 presidential campaign than previously known and attempted to push articles attacking then-presidential candidate Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., according to a new batch of leaked emails shared with NBC News.

The emails, which were first given to the Southern Poverty Law Center by former Breitbart writer Katie McHugh, reveal that Breitbart published an article in October 2015 about immigration levels with the byline “Breitbart News” under the direction of Miller while he was working for then-Sen. Jeff Sessions.

The emails offer a window into just how closely Miller coordinated with Breitbart, a publication that backed President Donald Trump early in his campaign. Its former chief executive, Steve Bannon, later served as an adviser to Trump.

On Oct. 3, 2015, Miller sent a chart that claimed that “For Every 1 New American Added to the Population, Immigration Will Add 7 More” to McHugh, Breitbart’s Washington political editor Matthew Boyle and Bannon.

“Also how should we run this? Under Senator Sessions’ byline? Or under ‘Breitbart News’ byline?” Boyle asked in a reply.

Miller responded that the chart and the accompanying article should be run under a Breitbart News byline, in effect disguising his involvement.

“This exclusive should provide an inescapably powerful visual and analysis designed to appeal to voters of all stripes,” Miller wrote.

all stripes!

but mostly white ones

https://thumb.canalplus.pro/http/unsafe/768x/smart/creativemedia-image.canalplus.pro/content/0001/20/caa777a15390585c94234151a1332d43f54f79a5.png

i know someone who should be wearing stripes

Rubio is a little piggy though and looooves the abuse