the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

the fact they get treated as celebrities, instead of as suppurating parasites on the lives of millions of people around the world, suggests that the US would 100% embrace them as the leads of interlocking reality TV shows

(although a revival of their last one wld be my preference)

yeah i think the only thing that cld stop it is theyre prob really boring

that last one in full

I like the John Horgan piece mark s linked

Two federal workers who were on duty the night Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in a Manhattan jail were taken into custody early Tuesday on federal charges related to their alleged failure to check on him, according to a person with knowledge of the matter.

The two federal Bureau of Prisons employees were expected to be charged later in the morning and appear in United States District Court in Manhattan.

The charges would be the first to arise from a criminal inquiry into the death of Mr. Epstein, who hanged himself at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.

The workers came under scrutiny shortly after Mr. Epstein’s death, because they were responsible for monitoring the high-security unit where Mr. Epstein, the disgraced financier who had previously been convicted of sex crimes, was being held.

good morning!

eventually the four guards guarding the two guards who were guarding epstein will "fail" and the two guards will die and then the four guards who let the two guards die will get charged and go to jail and then eight guards etc etc until we all find out the truth

we will be told that all the guards involved were "despondent"

we just need to know which one always lies and which one never does

NEW: Surveillance video shows that besides the two officers charged today, no one entered the SHU -- where Epstein was housed -- at anytime during the night he died, the indictment says. https://t.co/nEFKcWBT5U

— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) November 19, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_noilU08ro

NEW: Surveillance video shows that besides the two officers charged today, no one entered the SHU -- where Epstein was housed -- at anytime during the night he died, the indictment says. https://t.co/nEFKcWBT5U
— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) November 19, 2019

lies!

wasn't the camera broken?

Prince Andrew stepping back from public duties 'for the foreseeable future'... so, er, that's alright then, nothing to see here, new chapter etc.

he wont be waving near a ribbon

How will he cope?

more time for pizza

What sort of "duties" did he even have? Tesco ribbon cuttings with an oversized sword?

Something to do with promoting UK business, i.e., getting to travel round the world, stay in nice hotels, get waited on hand and foot, sleep with 17 year old girls for free

He's basically the BAE Systems sales rep for the Gulf monarchies.

"He has a wide and varied portfolio of work which includes a number of charitable trusts and awards which he has founded, such as The Prince Andrew Charitable Trust, which focuses on supporting young people"

I woke up this morning with this in my head:

It might sound crazy what I'm bout to say
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)

Toby Young’s number in Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous Little Black Book. https://t.co/z4seyKkm5Q pic.twitter.com/fqVbz6Qmi6

— Kranky Valli (@krankyvalli) November 21, 2019

every fucking time

Seems like a good person to weirdly hand control of an entire school over to.

jesus christ

this whole case needs to be pursued aggressively by reporters.

it's absurd that it fizzled after the guy's death. it was set up to be like, the biggest story of all time.

nah, epstein’s dead, it’s all over, nothing to see here folks

Not true guys, uk media have been like bloodhounds investigating whether the leader of the labour party said Epstein's name in an anti-semitic way

pic.twitter.com/KjaM5S0uyX

— Rebecca (@rebeccarrrr) November 23, 2019

come at the king, u best not miss

👑👑👑

Awesome.

so is that why everyone keeps saying fit for purpose on uk twitter

So, indirectly, Corbyn is responsible for Prince Andrew's downfall - good work there, Corbz.

lol @ sue from leeds, extremely can i speak to your manager energy

The only time I've ever heard the phrase before is in this Nitzer Ebb track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UkBMIylBmM

It's used in UK politics all the time.

At the Home Office Reid hit the ground running.[6] He contended that rapid global change and the associated challenges of mass migration, terrorism and organised crime had overwhelmed the outdated Home Office approach.[57] Reid caused considerable controversy by attacking the leadership and management systems previously in place in the Home Office. He infamously declared it to be "not fit for purpose", adding the phrase to the British political lexicon,[58] and vowed to "make the public feel safe".[59]

it's a term of art in modern consumer law

Thomas Bowers, identified as the former Deutsche Bank executive who signed off on controversial loans to President Donald Trump, died last week after apparently taking his own life at 55.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/former-deutsche-bank-executive-who-oversaw-trumps-loans-dies-by-suicide/

"apparently"

this panorama interview with virginia roberts is devastating

our royal family is beyond reproach, tracer

i’m amazed how casually they assumed they could get with it. barely any attempt to hide anything. the disdain for their victims is just incredible.

no rpi

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/29/the-weekly/jeffrey-epstein-secret-videos.html?searchResultPosition=1

^this is pretty damning for David Boies

not a lot of good guys out there

We need Neil Breen on the case

https://youtu.be/mbYexc00n-g

i don't get the hidden files thing. doesn' the fbi have the files? they raided his gigantic house on 79th street.

weren't there early reports that there were dvds that said stuff like "public figure + girls." what happened to that?

which ilxors are fbi agents?