US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

I love an angry grandma
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/470960-house-dem-slams-trump-frankly-id-like-to-impeach-the-bastard-right-now

A @CBSNews investigation has uncovered a possible pay-for-play scheme involving the Republican National Committee and President Trump's nominee for ambassador to the Bahamas.
https://t.co/cx1JQpexjL

— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) November 18, 2019

he was asked to buy the maga hat for $500k, totally cool and totally legal.

that sounds like business as usual to me, if, like everything trump does, a little more blatant

i mean dan rooney wasn't particularly qualified to serve as ambassador to ireland

Vindman understandably nervous and absolutely crushing it.

Vindman's nervous, inspiring opening statement was, to coin a phrase, unimpeachable.

Jinx!

our man still hasn't surfaced FYI

Memorandum from the President’s Physician pic.twitter.com/yzkjqCBBHc

— Stephanie Grisham (@PressSec) November 19, 2019

Disclosing just the cholesterol is bizarre

Yeah, he definitely underwent some specialized cardiac or neurologic evaluations. I was skeptical before, but I'm convinced now.

He’s probably fine but they’re so shifty and weird about everything

Guys, they went out of their way to say this DEFINITELY isn't a cardiac issue. ABSOLUTELY NOT, how DARE you, sir.

And they're even going to check up on it in a couple months to make quadruply sure that it isn't a cardiac issue, totally normal procedure, nothing to see here.

Just seems stupid to lie unless it’s something severe. But they also love lying.

It would be funny if he just disappeared but the tweets kept coming and the white house acted like everything was normal.

There is no way his cholesterol is that normal.

he is on statins

cholesterol listed but not blood pressure. hmm

Just in: President Trump's blood pressure reported to be perfect over beautiful

oh my god Nunes is gonna spend the whole 45 minutes asking "are you aware of this Hunter Biden thing"

Seems like a massive waste of time

oh my god he's gonna accuse them of leaking to the press

I don't know how anyone, even a Republican, can listen to Nunes without their eyes rolling so far back it causes some sort of retinal damage. Yet in bizarro world Shifty Schiff is the liar and Nunes is the truth teller.

It’s pretty crazy that trump imperiled his presidency to get dirt on biden when there hasn’t even been a single primary yet and he has no way of knowing who the nominee will be.

It's almost as if his brain were a dead octopus on a plate aimlessly spasming under a spray of soy sauce.

youtube.oldboy

maybe he really is dead. idk. just got a shuddering premonition.

xxxpost I think the idea was to knock Biden down so he would not be the nominee. Thinks he can beat Bernie or Warren easier.

He’s pretty stupid to think that imo.

The polls support it kind of. But he more than anyone should know that the “enthusiasm gap” matters a lot and is hard to measure before election day.

Biden was the only candidate beating him in swing states. As much as I like Warren or Bernie, they still don't have a lead in the electoral college.

deep statins

Polls are weird things months before the primaries

they're relatively worthless in isolation, maybe equally so in aggregate

yeah but you need to schedule your ratfucking early. can't wait for people to start voting.

You define your opponent as early as possible, before they get a chance to define themselves. The way Trump did it is idiotic, but trying to dig up dirt on Biden was business as usual. It even seemed to work, there really was someone at NYT stupid enough to bite.

trump is also a dumb, old, racist idiot who can't absorb new information, and probably thinks biden looks like the obvious nominee because he's the only one that looks like a Politician to him - an old white guy with a big smile, who he'd heard of before his brain turned completely into television mush.

it's not really a mystery why they targeted Biden. also doesn't really matter.

I feel like re: Trump's health we could be heading for a Woodrow Wilson scenario

you think Melania's going to run the country?

Sort of. More like Scavino will keep tweeting, Grisham will keep talking, and a committee of people will be Shadow Trump

I hope they cart out an actor

The stalin/saddam bosy double thing. Always wanted that for my country.

you think Melania's going to run the country?

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Nancy Reagan did for a while tbh

this is so embarrassing

Fox & Friends asks President Trump not to tweet during today's impeachment hearings: "The president should just ignore this whole thing. ... Don't get outraged over it. It ticks you off." pic.twitter.com/SXDKRoZs1y

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) November 19, 2019

shhhh shhh little fella

The fact that they try to reach him, personally, via the airwaves is really sick and weird.

Presidential self-care

Nancy Reagan did for a while tbh

Melania doesn't seem to love power the way Nancy did... if I had to wager on any one in that shitshow of a cabinet taking charge honestly I would put my money on Pompeo. Pence is too stupid, no one's gonna take orders from Jared, etc.