turn me on dead maga
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 18 November 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link
House of Representatives is now investigating whether Trump lied to special counsel Robert Mueller in written answers he provided in the Russia investigation, the House's general counsel told the DC circuit Court of Appeals Monday.— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) November 18, 2019
Answer: yes, he did get his dick stuck in the 7-11 hot dog warmer. Again.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link
He said his favorite book was The Giving Tree
In reality, it's he can't read
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link
you can do it like this and walk away:
"A few months ago, I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not."
Easy. Peasy. With a bunch complicit assholes and ride-or-die marks.
― and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
well, ronnies wasnt sworn i guess
― and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 18 November 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
thread title apparently was an omen
― frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
I'm probably not the right one to complain, given my slipshod editing and poor writing on ilx, but I just rolled my eyes at this opening paragraph in an email message from a local candidate.
Long before I became a candidate for the U.S. Senate, I was a teacher -- for ten years actually. The education of our youth is so unbelievably important to me, and it breaks my heart when our kids are robbed of any opportunity to learn and reach their full potential.
― mh, Monday, 18 November 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
At the level of an associate vice president of student affairs, say.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
for ten years actually!
Years Actually
coming soon, starring Emma Thompson, Colin Firth, Kiera Knightley, Alan Rickman
because Jim Broadbent and Michael Caine were busy
― they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
Nothing says "U.S. Senator" like writing at the level of a slightly above average sixteen year old.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link
https://www.thehairpin.com/2013/11/10-years-actually/
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 18 November 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
The mayor of Muncie, Indiana, was arrested by the FBI in a corruption probe
Witch hunt! Deep state is outta control!! FBI is full of Dem lovers Never Tylers!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
i read worse writing every day in the form of press releases from galleries.
― treeship., Monday, 18 November 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
ABC/Ipsos poll:70% of Americans believe Trump did something wrong57% want him impeached51% want him impeached *and* removed from office21% made that decision this after last weeks hearingsThose are some terrible numbers for Trump after just one week of public hearings.— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) November 18, 2019
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link
A White House official tells me this morning’s Fed meeting took place in the White House residence - the president’s personal quarters- not in the West Wing, where the Oval Office is. I am told the president has not yet been in the West Wing today.— Eamon Javers (@EamonJavers) November 18, 2019
Well, duh. They need to transfer him to one of those hospital beds with wheels first.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 November 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
57% is a pretty eye-popping stat
xps
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
Also: "21% made that decision this after last weeks hearings."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link
how is that possible considering the hearings have historically low levels of pizazz
― frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
https://t.co/BKo27n6tmz— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2019
lmao Nov 26 is a Tuesday
― frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
21% mad at Trump for not doing more exciting crimes
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 18 November 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link
I love an angry grandmahttps://thehill.com/homenews/house/470960-house-dem-slams-trump-frankly-id-like-to-impeach-the-bastard-right-now
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
A @CBSNews investigation has uncovered a possible pay-for-play scheme involving the Republican National Committee and President Trump's nominee for ambassador to the Bahamas. https://t.co/cx1JQpexjL— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) November 18, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
he was asked to buy the maga hat for $500k, totally cool and totally legal.
― and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
that sounds like business as usual to me, if, like everything trump does, a little more blatant
i mean dan rooney wasn't particularly qualified to serve as ambassador to ireland
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 November 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
Vindman understandably nervous and absolutely crushing it.
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
Vindman's nervous, inspiring opening statement was, to coin a phrase, unimpeachable.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link
Jinx!
our man still hasn't surfaced FYI
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link
Memorandum from the President’s Physician pic.twitter.com/yzkjqCBBHc— Stephanie Grisham (@PressSec) November 19, 2019
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link
Disclosing just the cholesterol is bizarre
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
Yeah, he definitely underwent some specialized cardiac or neurologic evaluations. I was skeptical before, but I'm convinced now.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
He’s probably fine but they’re so shifty and weird about everything
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
Guys, they went out of their way to say this DEFINITELY isn't a cardiac issue. ABSOLUTELY NOT, how DARE you, sir.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
And they're even going to check up on it in a couple months to make quadruply sure that it isn't a cardiac issue, totally normal procedure, nothing to see here.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Just seems stupid to lie unless it’s something severe. But they also love lying.
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
It would be funny if he just disappeared but the tweets kept coming and the white house acted like everything was normal.
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
There is no way his cholesterol is that normal.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
he is on statins
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
cholesterol listed but not blood pressure. hmm
― mh, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link
Just in: President Trump's blood pressure reported to be perfect over beautiful
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
oh my god Nunes is gonna spend the whole 45 minutes asking "are you aware of this Hunter Biden thing"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
Seems like a massive waste of time
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
oh my god he's gonna accuse them of leaking to the press
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
I don't know how anyone, even a Republican, can listen to Nunes without their eyes rolling so far back it causes some sort of retinal damage. Yet in bizarro world Shifty Schiff is the liar and Nunes is the truth teller.
― A breezy pop-rock feel fairly typical of the mid-'80s (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
It’s pretty crazy that trump imperiled his presidency to get dirt on biden when there hasn’t even been a single primary yet and he has no way of knowing who the nominee will be.
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
It's almost as if his brain were a dead octopus on a plate aimlessly spasming under a spray of soy sauce.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link
youtube.oldboy
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
maybe he really is dead. idk. just got a shuddering premonition.
― treeship., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link