the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

absolutely astonishing that Prince Andrew openly admits he doesn’t regret being friends with a sex trafficker because that sex trafficker was “actually very useful” to him personally and professionally . he doesn’t even see anything wrong with that statesment pic.twitter.com/CeJV4DJysd

— anna leszkiewicz (@annaleszkie) November 17, 2019

I hope the Salisbury branch of Zizzis have some supportive words for anyone at Pizza Express Woking today.

Showing this to anyone who asks what British culture is pic.twitter.com/DgXLf3g1K2

— hussein kesvani (@HKesvani) November 16, 2019

lmao at distancing yourself from pizzagate-adjacent allegations with an alibi which focuses on... pizza

He's going to be trouble for his re-election, isn't he? Oh wait

find it bizarre that he does this interview when i didn't think he'd even been accused by anyone of an actual crime? but perhaps i missed something

Beyond the crime of being an actual Prince that is.

giuffre has precisely claimed he's committed a crime, calling him an abuser and a participant (e.g. in what epstein was enabling)

oh i was just going by the reports which say the interviewer puts it to him that he's alleged to have sex with a 17 yr old in london. didn't know the accusation was that it was non-consensual.

admittedly the details have mostly passed me by. apologies.

it's not been deeply covered in the uk -- standard-issue media-royalty omerta - and maitlis definitely softballed the issues in the interview, which may have been smart tactics (let him get comfy, he'll tell on himself) or institutional complicity (don't attack the firm). in the event he DID tell on himself so…

The one time she doesnt interrupt every two seconds. Not that there was much to interrupt.

salute a fallen hero

Sky News confirms Prince Andrew's PR adviser Jason Stein resigned over the Duke's decision to agree to the interview with the BBC

— Sky News Breaking (@SkyNewsBreak) November 17, 2019

rip big man, heaven needed the brain behind the biggest boost to anti-monarchist sentiment in the UK in decades

lmao at distancing yourself from pizzagate-adjacent allegations with an alibi which focuses on... pizza

― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:57 (four hours ago) link

I know right? Wink to the audience from the writers

wink and/or fuck you i guess

"Thin crust, sir?"

"No, upper actually".

i think it's credible tbh, if he'd said Pizza *Hut* i'd've had doubts, obviously

Imagine if the queen died now

Every fucking day

Royals are adorable, until their sixth birthday.

Should be drowned at birth tbf.

that would be cruel

they should just be sterilised

Imagine if the queen died now

Just sell them to the Americans, we'll be rid of them and the Yanks will be tickled pink.

We only want the young and tender ones, not the ones you've spoiled.

Take it to the epstein thread oh hang on

Tom D can you not confine this bugaboo of yours to a single thread

why would Americans be tickled pink by owning any part of this silliness

TMZ catches a rare nip slip from The Queen. Tune in at 9

nip slips more usually occur during the duke of edinburgh’s visits to the far east

I would like to see the queen take part in the wwe, like mae young.

it's not been deeply covered in the uk -- standard-issue media-royalty omerta

This seems to be tottering a bit at the moment - the Sun has 'EXCLUSIVE You couldn’t make this one up! Prince Andrew attended church with the Queen this morning and told her his disastrous TV interview was “a great success”.'

Though the Daily Mail is still loyal: "Andrew: my regret over TV interview. EXCLUSIVE: After controversial grilling, prince tells friends of his sympathy for paedophile Epstein's victims"

This time, he really messed up royally

'i have nothing but sympathy for the victims of epstein, some of whom were also my victims' reveals brave andrew in exclusive new chat

Lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/17/meetings-rehearsals-and-approval-from-mum-newsnights-prince-andrew-coup

Friends of Jason Stein, who worked as the prince’s press adviser for little more than a fortnight, confirmed that he told Andrew not to do the interview shortly before leaving his position by mutual consent last month.

look i'm not saying that jason 'jeffrey ep' stein was actually a deep state agent working to sacrifice the prince to keep other, more powerful figures in power, but i'm not not saying it either

lol

missed this yesterday, huge congrats to everyone at the new york post

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJmePx6XUAA7qDZ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

had this condition explained to me yesterday, apparently you can tamp down sweat in *very specific areas* with botox injections

i asked if entire-body botox injections wd work against yr health interests (like the lady painted all in gold in GOLDFINGER) but this sidetracked us into ranking the successful lies of fiction giant ian "i fib a lot" fleming

being shot at in the falklands is, of course, the biggest botox injection of all

anyway the queen has hated PA since the fergie debacle and is totes happy to ditch relatives (= her uncle) who threaten to undermine the project, as seen in recent far left drama THE CROWN

that fergie debacle in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD33ii01kXI

london bridge is down

LuckyTV - Prince Andrew can't have sex. #DWDD pic.twitter.com/RckNng2vqx

— DeWereldDraaitDoor (@dwdd) November 18, 2019

Fergie famously had her debts paid off by a generous donation from...Jeffrey Epstein.

It definitely sounds like the palace had been briefing the press about PA’s innocence, the Giuffre photo being faked, etc, but presumably think that’s unsustainable and it’s better to cut him loose to some extent.

He's going to be trouble for his re-election, isn't he? Oh wait

Stan(OT)M

Prince Andrew: KPMG ends sponsorship of royal's scheme

Just sell them to the Americans, we'll be rid of them and the Yanks will be tickled pink.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, November 17, 2019 4:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

send them to us well make them into reality stars its a win win

fwiw the royals are def popular here but like not that popular, like i am a compulsive news follower and i wasnt totally sure how prince andrew fit into the royal family, that he was charles younger brother was my guess but that was just based on deduction, i did just look it up on wikipedia tho