it would have been nice if he’d led with “for decades, i’ve been an active and enthusiastic participant in an international sex trafficking and child rape ring alongside some of the world’s richest and most powerful men, which is probably at least in part also operating as a blackmail operation for intelligences agencies in countries including the united states, united kingdom and israel “also, jeffrey epstein was murdered”
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
they obv don't teach these posh kiddyfiddler gimps the art of plausible deniability these days.
― calzino, Saturday, 16 November 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link
just a bit of fun init
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 November 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
Shocking to see an otherwise merely useless pile of flesh tarnished with these accusations.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
If some entitled shit who is considered important because he was born and for no other reason can do a thing like this, who can we even trust anymore?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link
30 seconds into this interview and it's even worse than in the clips. He looks terrified.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
"I never have really partied" - this man is the anti-Andrew WK
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link
yikes yikes yikes yikes at this
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
The bits he has obviously prepared for are somehow worse. Still not sure if the guilt or the idiocy is stronger here, but both are powerful forces.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
“I do not regret being friends with a pedophile”
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
“I was not close friends with him... but I felt like I had to fly halfway across the world to break up with him.”
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
“I stayed at his house in NYC... because it was convenient.”
YOU ARE A LITERAL MILLIONAIRE
It’s very bleak to think that he’ll get away with this, just as with savile it’s been an open secret for years, comedians would allude to it. Fuck these parasites
― YouGov to see it (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
"I don't know that nightclub. I didn't buy any drinks when I was there"
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
Is he going to bring out his diaries now like the rapist judge?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
"I didn't sweat at the time"
THE SWEAT BIT
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link
they’re not just parasites, they’re predators
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
Sorry, but this is brilliant, I have never seen anyone so guilty and so stupid
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
He can't even work out when to nod and when to shake his head
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
he has absolutely fucked it. comes across so guilty
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
I’m not watching it, I’m depressed enough already. He’ll convince the nation of his guilt and the royal family will be slightly less popular until the next time there’s a wedding or a baby
― YouGov to see it (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
Enjoying the way his eyes dart from side to side for half a second when he gets a question he doesn't want to answer, like he's checking if there's a nearby window he can throw himself out of.
What the fuck has he been talking about the last five minutes?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
UNBECOMING
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link
(xxp) Yes, you literally couldn't pay me to watch this.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link
this is the only clip I require
Ladies and gentlemen, possibly the greatest 57 seconds of television ever recorded.#Newsnight #PrinceAndrew#NonceUponATime pic.twitter.com/vuuYpyXt9I— Dr Beep Bloop Broop (@DrJamesMasonry) November 16, 2019
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 November 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
I did watch that clip yeah
― YouGov to see it (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
well fuck i guess he’s in the clear lads
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
Military veterans treated like scum, u h8 to see it
― Cornelius Fondue (Matt #2), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
Best TV of the year, no regrets. I'd like to see a sequel where he's taken away to jail at the end, but this is probably all we're getting.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link
Prince Andrew: “He has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner that was unbecoming...”Maitlis: “Unbecoming? He was a sex offender”The moment. pic.twitter.com/oYcZcZ5j1y#PrinceAndrew— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) November 16, 2019
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link
holy shit this guy
Wow. Just...wow. pic.twitter.com/3hhMm3lm6m— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 16, 2019
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link
best evidence so far against Epstein conspiracy theorists is that he's even been allowed to give this horrifically inept an interview
― Simon H., Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
Maybe this will make Elizabeth so mad she strokes out?
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link
makes u wonder what other horrific shit the royals are frantically trying to hide if they’re willing to sacrifice andrew on a limited hangout like this
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
I actually felt it was a bit jarring when she called him "your royal highness" at the end, it felt like he had absolutely forfeited the right to be offered any kind of respect, of course this is England, so ha!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
i mean since this is the conspiracy-mongering thread gotta wonder if/why his ma allowed him to slip this nonsense past the press-officer sub-editor flunkey
my theory: she's already concluded this particular failson is surplus to the firm's requirements (slow-burn revenge for it's a royal knockout)
― mark s, Saturday, August 24, 2019 4:46 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink
― mark s, Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link
also: you know who doesn't sweat?
https://c.tribune.com.pk/2011/03/Queen.jpg
― mark s, Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
can a tragic spontaneous implosion of andrew’s hyoid bone be far away
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
did wonder why he kept going on about having a 'thick skin'
― ||||||||, Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link
In birds, and some reptiles, the body of the hyoid is greatly extended forward, creating a solid bony support for the tongue.
― YouGov to see it (wins), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:34 (four years ago) link
still, now that andrew’s definitively cleared his name, maybe princess eugenie’s anti-human-trafficking podcast, the much-anticipated début of which was delayed for... reasons, can finally see the light of day
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 16 November 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, November 16, 2019 4:34 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
well said
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 November 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link
This is the second time in my lifetime that the Royal Family have organised a car crash.— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 16, 2019
― Simon H., Sunday, 17 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link
this is the most insane shit
Absolutely outstanding that Prince Andrew has managed to spin his decision to stay with a convicted nonce as him being “too honourable” pic.twitter.com/9tnrKyAIgL— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 16, 2019
― lag∞n, Sunday, 17 November 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link
absolutely astonishing that Prince Andrew openly admits he doesn’t regret being friends with a sex trafficker because that sex trafficker was “actually very useful” to him personally and professionally . he doesn’t even see anything wrong with that statesment pic.twitter.com/CeJV4DJysd— anna leszkiewicz (@annaleszkie) November 17, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
I hope the Salisbury branch of Zizzis have some supportive words for anyone at Pizza Express Woking today.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link
Showing this to anyone who asks what British culture is pic.twitter.com/DgXLf3g1K2— hussein kesvani (@HKesvani) November 16, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:49 (four years ago) link
lmao at distancing yourself from pizzagate-adjacent allegations with an alibi which focuses on... pizza
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link
He's going to be trouble for his re-election, isn't he? Oh wait
― StanM, Sunday, 17 November 2019 12:16 (four years ago) link