pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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yeah.

even so what is the connection between this guy and the current scene, as distinguished from other bedroom pop weirdos of the last 50 years (per the "weirdo king... decades prior")

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 November 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

You guys are absolute pedants and you sound like you're outside a Hot Topic screaming that Hawthorne Heights isn't punk

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

GenXers don't yell, we eyeroll

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 November 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

Jack Black definitely yells

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link

Hawthorne Heights isn't punk

well they're not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

j., Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

McCartney's home recorded solo debut: 1969,

lol

flopson, Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone's first album came out in 1999.

― Οὖτις, Friday, November 15, 2019 3:59 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

now i can't tell if shakey is pedantic or just innumerate

flopson, Saturday, 16 November 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link

Her full setlist included “Lover” and “The Man” from Lover, the title track from Love Story, “I Knew You Were Trouble” from Red as well as “Oh my God, look at That Face...” and “Shake It Off” from 1989.

Pretty sure the song is called “Blank Space.”

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 04:43 (four years ago) link

Btw — why was there no retrospective “Sunday review” today? I was looking forward to seeing how they rate Eddie Grant’s Killer on the Rampage, or whatever...

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 04:49 (four years ago) link

I thought it might be because of thanksgiving or some other weird us thingy.

Frederik B, Monday, 25 November 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link

finally you're learning to respect our customs and know your place!! good foreigner

j., Monday, 25 November 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

Lil Bub, Famous Internet Cat, Dead at 8

Soy Bean False Chicken (morrisp), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

was interviewed by David Yow once tbf

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 2 December 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

He was the hipster choice when it came to famous internet cats.

MarkoP, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

no Aquemini or atliens or southernplayalistic in the p4k archives fyi

flopson, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

I wonder what they think of those

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 2 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

i don't.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 2 December 2019 22:50 (four years ago) link

went to vote in the readers poll only for Lambchop to auto-complete to "Lambshop" (with the right album title though)

ufo, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link

same w "Carla fal Gorno"

lowercase (eric), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:56 (four years ago) link

well it had the "dal" right. i'm prob not one to judge quick typos

lowercase (eric), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

yeah I'm super anal-retentive about this kind of stuff and I noticed they capitalized the first two letters in Andrew Bird's last name so it appeared as "Andrew BIrd"

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

Did pitchfork stop doing tracks reviews?
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/

(also, under "Reviews" there's no choice for "Tracks" anymore)

enochroot, Friday, 6 December 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

There's one from two days ago at that very link, for the Caribou song.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 6 December 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

I know all these things are purely subjective, but . . . a 10 rating for The Chronic? Seriously? It's got about five or six good tracks.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Sunday, 15 December 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link

deeeeez nuuuuuuts

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 15 December 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Pitchfork cares about importance, not quality.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 15 December 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

Everyone here probably knows, but this seems true: Dre helped to reshape the sound of the West using whining Moog synthesizers. The initial wave of West Coast gangsta rap was (naturally) still indebted sonically to hip-hop’s birthplace, New York City. N.W.A songs sampled Big Apple rappers Whodini and Beastie Boys. AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted was produced by Public Enemy’s team the Bomb Squad, and Cube was “obsessed with” Run-DMC. Many of the West Coast rappers that had come before Dre brought an undeniable California flavor to rap, but there wasn’t yet a distinctive sound separating them from their East Coast predecessors. The Chronic was instrumental in changing all that. The album’s reinterpretation of ’70s P-Funk, dubbed G-Funk, was altogether different. Dr. Dre’s songs moved more leisurely, a tonic for the hustle and bustle of East Coast rap. And I'd think that wold make it a bnm, without getting into anything about the rapping or the lyrics. But the need to reevaluate it as a political album seems off to me.

Also this: His debut album, 1992’s The Chronic is an imaginative crusade with half-truths so vibrant they blurred the lines of what was real. He collapsed the distance between the lawless Los Angeles of the persona he created for himself and the real one right outside Solar studios, giving his songs texture wherever possible: prank calls; Rudy Ray Moore skits; clips from blaxploitation flick The Mack; an earlier Chronic song playing as background music for a sketch in a later one; live commentary from protestors; exasperated TV news anchors announcing a city on fire. It is so meticulously crafted, so magnificently designed. Shit no, all the skits are awful!

Frederik B, Sunday, 15 December 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

Been listening to a lot of g-funk because of Slow Burn season three, and I have to say I think Doggystyle is the better album. More fully realized.

Frederik B, Sunday, 15 December 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

The Chronic [Interscope, 1992]
The crucial innovation of this benchmark album isn't its conscienceless naturalization of casual violence. It's Dre's escape from sampling. Other rappers, as they are called, have promised to create their own musical environments, usually without revealing how much art and how much publishing fuels their creative resolve. But Dre is the first to make the fantasy pay out big-time. The world he hears in his head isn't the up-to-date P-Funk fools say they hear--that would be too hard. Instead he lays bassline readymades under simulations of Bernie Worrell's high keyb sustain, a basically irritating sound that in context always signified fantasy, not reality--stoned self-loss or, at a best Dre never approaches, grandiose jive. This is bell-bottoms-and-Afros music, its spiritual source the blaxploitation soundtrack, and what it promises above all is boom times for third-rate flautists--sociopathic easy-listening. Even if it's "just pop music," as some rationalize, it's bad pop music. C+

This is one hell of a take. There’s samples all over The Chronic! “I Wanta Do Something Freaky to You”, anybody?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

the need to reevaluate it as a political album seems off to me.

come on, son

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EJZk7H9-UA

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Yes, but there are other songs on the album?

Frederik B, Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

. . . a 10 rating for The Chronic? Seriously? It's got about five or six good tracks.

fp

Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

, and what it promises above all is boom times for third-rate flautists

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41jKXwwCu3L._SX385_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

never knew til just now that Ben Folds regularly covered “Bitches Ain’t Shit” in concert.

omar little, Sunday, 15 December 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Shit no, all the skits are awful!

― Frederik B, Sunday, 15 December 2019 15:55 (two hours ago) link

RONG

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Sunday, 15 December 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

he would make the bassist say the part with the n word xp

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 15 December 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

That xgau review is so l gross. So many white boomer critics then were so invested in the idea of rappers as phony hucksters. “The first to make the fantasy pay out big time”, fuck that

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Sunday, 15 December 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

His dealbreaker is the misogyny, which he is at least been consistent about pointing out and obscuring his own.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 December 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

Hey, Fredrick B, did whatshername done get at you yesterday?

The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 December 2019 03:14 (four years ago) link

Bernie Worrell's high keyb sustain, a basically irritating sound 

fp's xgau

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 December 2019 03:31 (four years ago) link

This is one hell of a take. There’s samples all over The Chronic! “I Wanta Do Something Freaky to You”, anybody?

I remember reading something decades ago in Melody Maker that Dr Dre avoided paying full royalties to the likes of Leon Haywood by getting session musicians to play the original riffs note-for-note instead.

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, 16 December 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link

Here's another take on The Chronic, from 2017. I agree with a lot of it, though not all of it.

https://thequietus.com/articles/23741-dr-dre-the-chronic-review-anniversary

does it look like i'm here (jon123), Monday, 16 December 2019 03:35 (four years ago) link

Dre barely used samples before The Chronic, nearly everything he ever did was programmed by himself or others, with live players any time he could afford them

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 16 December 2019 06:22 (four years ago) link

That Quietus piece is really bad imo, I recommend anyone stop reading it after the writer admits he only listened to the record once right before writing the piece. Calling it "sub-gutter" music nagl in 2017 (or ever).

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

lmao my god it's terrible

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

Not liking music because of hateful attitudes in the lyrics, that are reflected in the performer’s personal behaviour, is a perfectly reasonable position for a critic or human.

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

sure but that position is not well-written or -argued in that piece

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link

Perhaps it's possible to see these splurges of verbal violence as automatic responses to a life of crack-fuelled gang violence, much in the same way that vomit and diarrhoea are symptoms of gastroenteritis.

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

ha ha yes, that was obviously a first-draft last-minute part of the piece, whew

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

perfectly reasonable to not like an album bc of its lyrics, also perfectly reasonable to listen to an album more than once before deciding youre the bright boy to write a 3000 word piece about it.

warn me about a lurking rake (One Eye Open), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link


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