Minute (or more) silences in open plan offices or indeed major public spaces are excruciating and ridiculous.
― nashwan, Monday, November 11, 2019 6:29 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
had a daft bastard of an ops manager once who, despite the fact that we were in a huge open plan office and the fact that no one was talking for once was extremely noticeable, tried to make a phone call to elsewhere in the office during the silence, then vocally bemoaned the colleague for not picking up. then ventured some sort of small talk to the group of us who were seated nearby, then was like "yous are awfy quiet". all this while people were giving him looks.
this didn't make me embarrassed mind you, thought it was fucking hilarious and was trying not to laugh
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 15 November 2019 18:23 (eleven months ago) link
I mean, in these situations it does become like a very tense game of sleeping lions
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Friday, 15 November 2019 18:25 (eleven months ago) link
When a taxi shows up and you're standing outside your apartment building but it's not for you and the person that ordered it isn't ready and waiting
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 05:37 (ten months ago) link
i find getting taxis irrationally embarrassing altogether and only ever catch them at the behest of other people or if I've a serious amount of luggage and need to get somewhere quickly
― YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:27 (ten months ago) link
How about trying to get into what you think is your Lyft/Uber car but it's just someone's regular car
― Josefa, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:35 (ten months ago) link
^^^ that’s legitimately rationally embarrassing
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:46 (ten months ago) link
^^^ I have done this. Ironically the guy *was* an uber driver, but was not actually working then, just waiting to pick his wife up.
I was not his wife.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:01 (ten months ago) link
The new black cabs in London have a clearer rooftop sign that in bright sunny weather can look on when it isn't (as the orange LEDs reflect sunlight better than previous design) so a few months back I asked a driver in traffic if he could take me somewhere only for it to be pointed out there was indeed already a passenger in the back. I can just about tell the difference now.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:04 (ten months ago) link
A co-worker of mine did this in Dallas a few years ago.
We were all, "Chris, our driver is over here." He hopped out, saw what was up, and said to the civilian driver "I swear it was because you both have blue Toyota Camrys!"
And then, turning an awkward situation into something even more cringey, "...not because both of you are black!"
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:39 (ten months ago) link
i was waiting to meet someone in the detroit airport rideshare pickup area a few months ago and it was just chaos -- riders getting into the wrong cars, drivers blocking traffic to bellow peoples' names, etc. i was embarrassed for our culture
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:39 (ten months ago) link
there are just too many Toyota Camrys on the road, how am I supposed to know which is which
― Josefa, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:44 (ten months ago) link
when my rail ticket fails to work the turnstyle barrier at height of rush hour
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:45 (ten months ago) link
er, turn STILE
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:46 (ten months ago) link
When I try to use my public transit card to access my work premises
― calstars, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:47 (ten months ago) link
Is there a Rideshare pickup that truly works well? I haven't had issues at airports, but arenas/stadiums, experienced exactly what you described. Nobody able to find each other, thirty minute queues, pedestrians milling about aimlessly trying to find their driver, drivers giving up.
Took me 30 mins to find my driver after a friendly soccer match at Hard Rock Stadium. And after seeing Iron Maiden, had two drivers cancel on me, and as I started to get anxious about not getting back to my hotel, the third actually showed up (saw his license plate number matched). Put my hand on the door, and yet he sped away without letting me get in.
Drunkenly wrote an email to Uber saying OMG FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRIVER and finally got a driver to show up on 4th try
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 15:48 (ten months ago) link
I always check the license plate against what Uber says it is as I'm afraid of accidentally car-jacking an innocent motorist
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:47 (ten months ago) link
When I’m waiting at a stoplight, ready to go straight, and the green arrow comes on and I jump the gun, mistaking it for the green light, and let off the brake for a split second, and then have to quickly stop and sit there like a schnook.
― omar little, Friday, 24 January 2020 05:10 (nine months ago) link
Is there a Rideshare pickup that truly works well?HAIL A CAB
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 January 2020 05:18 (nine months ago) link
That's cool if you live somewhere where that's easy.
Here, you usually have to call, they don't always show up, and they're mad expensive compared to rideshare
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 05:20 (nine months ago) link
Also i was referring to the designated rideshare areas at stadiums/arenas, which are usually terrible
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 05:22 (nine months ago) link
I used one at LaGuardia and they built a whole plaza with numbered spots and you get assigned a spot by the rideshare app. It worked great. It may be part of the new construction there?
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:55 (nine months ago) link
We have something similar at Orlando International that is fairly effective, though we only have a few numbered areas. But it works!
The scariest version of this was the Ninoy Aquino airport in Manila, Philippines. It's a free for all, a giant mass of people moving about, and locating vehicles often requires several phone calls
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:58 (nine months ago) link
After being banished to a circle of hell for a couple of years, Lyft and Uber are now allowed once again to pick up directly at the terminal at Cleveland Hopkins. In the apps, there's a menu where you just put in what level and door you're at, and they pull right to the curb.
― Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:03 (nine months ago) link
Yeah i like airports with that kind of setup. Orlando also used to prohibit pickups from the airport, until people screamed about it, as the rates for the cabs at the taxi stand are insane (unless you're going to one of the areas with a flat rate)
The last time I was in San Juan, I learned that Uber is legally allowed to transport both ways from the airport there, but it is advised against and many drivers refuse the fare. Was told the reason is cab drivers hate ride share for hurting their earnings and will physically attack the Uber drivers.
One business trip, I had to head back 30 minutes to the airport, and the cabs had just gone on strike an hour ago. The receptionist heard I was trying Uber and he told me to abort and he gave me a ride himself. Mega sweet man.
I can understand the cab drivers' anger given the current economic climate there.
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 15:11 (nine months ago) link
I do this almost every Saturday when I'm at a light that turns green first for the straight-ahead drivers and then for the left-turners like me. Usually it's the other way around.
― pplains, Friday, 24 January 2020 18:44 (nine months ago) link
At least y'all realize it. I've been near t-boned by folks who did that,then keep going
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 January 2020 19:11 (nine months ago) link
Billie Eilish thread
― circa1916, Thursday, 30 January 2020 05:44 (eight months ago) link
I'm not sure exactly how to describe it, but that thing when someone gets on the train or bus wearing some costume or otherwise ridiculous outfit during an unexpected time of the year (i.e. not Halloween or something) and makes smirking eye contact with everyone else, individually in the hopes of getting some sort of reaction. I nearly die of second-hand embarrassment whenever I see this.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:45 (seven months ago) link
I saw a guy in a thrift store last week in full elf regalia. I didn't say anything.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:49 (seven months ago) link
I usually just scream HEY YO LOOK AT THE COSTUME MAN THAT'S QUITE THE COSTUME, A STRANGE AND UNUSUAL COSTUME, WELL DONE
until they feel uncomfortable and leave
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:51 (seven months ago) link
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:52 (seven months ago) link
I figured he's harmless, and probably happier than I am, so why piss on his fun.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:52 (seven months ago) link
my job in life is to remove all happiness
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:53 (seven months ago) link
starting w/ my own
It's not as much about pissing on their fun, more just the people that do it in such a performative, "look at me, NO, LOOK AT ME" way make me cringe.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:54 (seven months ago) link
Yeah, this guy was different though, he seemed like someone who dresses for himself, in exactly the way he wants to.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 21:59 (seven months ago) link
But I get what you're saying, I've seen those types too.
― nickn, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:00 (seven months ago) link
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 16:31 (five months ago) link
i actually bought some passion fruit chobani a week or so ago and realized something about it. two things actually
1) it doesn't embarrass me anymore, it's just yogurt2) chobani yogurt has a smell so strong that i can smell it before i turn the corner into the room where someone is eating it
with the lifting of the chobani-schmerz, i think i am incapable of being irrationally embarrassed. i only get embarrassed when it's inevitable & justified. otherwise, zero tolerance for self-shaming. life's too short.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:36 (five months ago) link
It probably doesn't, but I still imagine the creamer spilling out in yogurty chunks.
"Has It Expired? No! It's CHOBANI®"
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2020 17:38 (five months ago) link
ah the rich taste and surprising mouthfeel of CHOBANI
― dip to dup (rob), Monday, 18 May 2020 17:42 (five months ago) link
Chitchat between sportscasters or weatherpeople and newsreaders after the former have finished their segment
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Sunday, 21 June 2020 06:53 (four months ago) link
Unless it's "Then i won't have to wear my jacket?"
― pplains, Sunday, 21 June 2020 17:41 (four months ago) link
I thought I was over it! But no — there’s a guy here working on our hvac system and I’m eating breakfast. I ran out of things I actually wanted to eat so I decided on yogurt (not chobani, different brand but still in a cup.)I was swept away in a wave of irrational embarrassment from the moment I started eating it. I stood there w my spoon & my cup like a total boob. What’s my problem with yogurt??!!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:14 (three months ago) link
Tbh I think part of it is internalized ageism — that it feels like food for people without teeth aka babies or the very elderly. Eating it makes me feel feeble and powerless (irrationally).
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:19 (three months ago) link
I've just eaten some yogurt because of this thread.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2020 14:26 (three months ago) link
is it also somewhat gendered? like "woman laughing alone with salad"? "elderly woman without teeth sitting alone with yogurt?"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:56 (three months ago) link
Liking yogurt is gendered in the US?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 21:59 (three months ago) link
She’s not alone if she’s with the yogurt. You’ve got eight million friends in each cup.
― rb (soda), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 22:00 (three months ago) link