Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

If all Premier League managers had a normal job thread:

— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019

Lol @ Solskjaer, too close for comfort

The Norwich manager is perfect.

Think Daniel Farke is more a trendy expensive hairdresser type tbh

Or possibly a hard-living head chef at a 2 michelin starred place in gothenburg

hes a lean six expert sent from hq in stuttgart to deliver courses all over yorkshire

abolish international football imo

or just abolish the breaks and let these overpaid man-child millionaires collapse from nervous exhaustion occasionally ffs, would be funny as fuck.

abolish international football imo

Abolish the EPL. Liverpool have nothing to worry about as various of their players have convenienetly picked up injuries which will have cleared up by the time they play again.

Abolish rather than reform? Always found it funny how sports leagues in the US of all places are more equitable than here with the draft etc.

tell that to the "athletes" under the age of 22 who work for free while their coach is usually the highest paid public employee in the state.

Poch out!

Big Sam in

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Holy doodoo

i'm too slow today

Mourinho firm favourite and no less lol-worthy,

Tory plot announcing this just before the debate tbf

don't even bother trying to tap up Nuno lads

Stoked for Jose

mixed feelings

he has no defence against his selections and tactics and his pressers

but he'd earned the chance to turn it around

that said he didnt seem too invested in doing so

ole out, best of luck poch. in another life, maybe

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Commiserations and congratulations Deems. He'd run his course tbf.

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rip big man

wtf Spurs

Bayern job coming up btw.

ole tbh

Lol, of course!

What are the odds on Solskjaer ever getting a job at a top division club again?

I can't really see Woodward and co. being that decisive

plus we're on a "good run"

Spurs might be tempted to lure Ajax' Ten Hag? Could smooth things out for signing Ziyech too.

would be very happy with that

About time Spurs had a Dutch manager again.

Srsly tho, Ziyech is yr Eriksen 3.0, key to yr creative midfield. Rumours have been going on for aaages. Think Ten Hag would be a great fit.

I don't know if Levy prefers signing a "big(ger) name" tho.

Poch in at Arse?

Too much to hope for.

HE'S READY

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Fuck football forever frankly.

^^^^

Davies just whipped a really nice freekick in for 2-0 Wales, he's obviously gutted

good decision if and only if a worthwhile replacement is already sorted btw

Ben Davies might actually be completely unaware.

^the most versatile of posts

covers more positions than dier

General sense right now that Poch has just paid for Levy's mistakes, especially in the transfer market.

poch had "lost the dressing room" y/n?

More importantly he had lost ILX.

I have no clue who this guy is but I'm choosing to believe him

Tottenham in advanced talks with José Mourinho. Deal close. #THFC #SSN

— Bryan Swanson (@skysports_bryan) November 19, 2019

Why would any club want to go full nihilism w/ Mou after having witnessed the hellscape he created at ManU?

Duncan Castles used to be the Mourinho mouthpiece and he's saying it's a done deal

seems mental but stranger things i guess