US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

jim jordan cuts to the cold truth, stunning the entire hearing room:

"the democrats are going to bring in a parade of witnesses, and they'll all say something like 'so and so said such and such to so so, and we recommend impeachment"

lol Welch with the awesome zing

It's frustrating that the Republican platform's bias against education as elitist has also applied to the politicians.

^^^ I'm on a time delay, so I just got this now. A+. xp

Rep. Jordan says Congress won’t be able to question the one “who started it all,” referring to the whistleblower.

Rep. Welch: "I'd be glad to have the person who started it all to come in and testify. President Trump is welcome to take a seat right there." pic.twitter.com/nE8Exwn3CG

— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) November 13, 2019

lol that's good

FAKE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS HAVE BEGUN!

Bob,

The Democrats are playing a sick game.

The Impeachment Scam hearings begin today! This is a complete Fake Hearing (trial) to interview Never Trumpers and a Pelosi-Schiff SCAM against the Republican Party and me.

It’s obvious they hate me, but more importantly, they HATE YOU. The Democrats know they can’t win in 2020, so they want to rip the power from your hands by ERASING your VOTE, ERASING your VOICE, and ERASING your FUTURE!

BOTTOM LINE: THIS WITCH HUNT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PROCEED.

The Radical Left and Lamestream Media are just trying to make it hard for TRUE AMERICANS, including YOUR PRESIDENT, to win in 2020. We can’t let them get away with this.

It’s time to make a statement. I want to do something so EPIC that even the FAKE NEWS media won’t be able to ignore us while these baseless Witch Hunt Trials go on.

I WANT TO RAISE 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

These next 24 hours are SO CRITICAL, that I’ve authorized an EMERGENCY DOUBLE-MATCH on ALL DONATIONS.

Please contribute $5 in the NEXT 24 HOURS to stand with me against the Fake Impeachment Hoax and your gift will automatically be DOUBLE-MATCHED. >>

END THE FAKE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS

Together, we are going to show the degenerate Trump Haters that they cannot break us and that AMERICA will no longer tolerate their CORRUPT actions.

I can’t do this alone, Bob. I’m counting on my BEST supporters, like you, to stand with me now when it matters most. Don’t let me down, the Nation is counting on you.

I’ve requested a list of every patriot who steps up with a critical contribution during the Fake Impeachment Hoax. I expect to see your name on that list.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT 24 HOURS and your gift will be DOUBLED!

So much Erasure

Lol fake impeachment hoax

huge televangelist vibes coming off that email

Fake Hearing (trial)

I will use the funds, to buy a NEW CAR! I will use this VERY NICE NEW CAR to drive to the BEACH.

ALL of the money will be used to purchase the CAR and maybe even THE GAS to take me to THE BEACH.

President Bakker

it's true, impeachment is not really happening, House Dem caucus are all crisis actors

So much Erasure

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gwiInUNf_s

Asked if he's a Never Trumper, as Trump keeps alleging, Taylor says, "No sir." Asked if he's a Never Trumper, Kent says he's a career professional who carries out the policies of both Democratic and Republican presidents.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 13, 2019

would love it one of these guys actually had the Republicans define their Fox-News-pudding-brained conspiracy jargon whenever they spout it. you could probably spin out the entire 45 minutes just on getting the term nailed down, especially if the GOP rep makes an appeal to the President's authority. "President Trump has said that I'm a... I'm sorry, could I hear the phrase in context?" 28 minutes of the rep trying to read a transcript of alzheimerian word salad while applying gravitas ensue, break for lunch.

pluralities aren't good enough, tbh

A plurality of voters in key battleground states support impeaching and removing President Trump from office, according to new data from Priorities USA, a Democratic super PAC.

Priorities USA surveyed 2,500 voters in Florida, Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania — four states that went for Trump in 2016 — and found that 49 percent support impeachment and removal, compared to 45 percent who oppose it.

The worst margins for Trump are in Florida, where 51 percent of respondents support impeachment and 45 oppose it. In Michigan, 50 percent support impeachment and removal compared to 45 percent who are opposed.

The margins are closer in Wisconsin, at 48 percent-45 percent in support of impeachment and removal, and in Pennsylvania, where voters are split 47 percent-47 percent.

The data finds that voters increasingly view “corruption” as a reason to replace Trump: fifty-three percent of respondents cited “corruption” as a reason Trump should not get a second term, matching health care as the top problem spot for the president.

The same guy who tweeted 11 or so times in past 15 hours about stuff on Fox News says he's too busy to watch impeachment hearings

Dale: After saying he didn't watch, Trump said, “I see they’re using lawyers that are television lawyers. They took some guys off television." Democrats' committee counsel Daniel Goldman spent 10 years as a federal prosecutor in New York. He has also been a NBC/MSNBC legal analyst.

After President Trump urges Erdogan to call on “a friendly reporter from Turkey”, Lindsey Graham turns to me and says, “There aren’t any others left.” pic.twitter.com/VgEpYyr2PR

— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) November 13, 2019

i mean you could also go with incompetent, immoral, crass, opportunistic, unqualified, unknowledgeable, unrepresentative of the country or its beliefs, questionably stable both emotionally and mentally, unintelligible, embarrassing, unsophisticated, prone to fits of rage and unconsidered decision making, nepotistic in his hiring practices, cruel, sociopathic, narcissistic, functionally illiterate, easily compromised, technologically and historically ignorant, unethical, sexually abusive or physically repulsive but sure "corruption" works too.

oh hey, also "lost the vote" comes to mind

The same guy who tweeted 11 or so times in past 15 hours about stuff on Fox News says he's too busy to watch impeachment hearings

Dale: After saying he didn't watch, Trump said, “I see they’re using lawyers that are television lawyers. They took some guys off television." Democrats' committee counsel Daniel Goldman spent 10 years as a federal prosecutor in New York. He has also been a NBC/MSNBC legal analyst.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic)

[GIF of Judge Judy shaking her head]

Lol Cenk Uygar running for Katie Hill’s seat

how many of these stupid tax returns related appeals are on the SC's docket? three? four?

Congress can seek eight years of President Trump’s tax records, according to a federal appeals court order Wednesday that moves the separation-of-powers conflict one step closer to the Supreme Court.

The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit let stand an earlier ruling against the president that affirmed Congress’s investigative authority on a day when the House was holding its first public impeachment inquiry hearing.

Trump’s lawyers have said they are prepared to ask the Supreme Court to intervene in this case and in several other legal battles between the president and Congress.

The D.C. Circuit was responding Wednesday to Trump’s request to have a full panel of judges rehear a three-judge decision from October that rejected the president’s request to block lawmakers from subpoenaing his longtime accounting firm.

Gosh, he must really not want people to see his tax returns.

The irony will be that when we see his tax returns, years after his reelection and after dozens and dozens of lawsuits, there's going to be something in them so damning they would have prevented him from ever getting elected in the first place and therefore would have saved us all years of pain and suffering and irritation and waste. And then it will be proposed to make public tax returns a presidential requisite, and the GOP will block the legislation

His tax returns must show tax deductible donations to some sissy liberal organization

“I see they’re using lawyers that are television lawyers. They took some guys off television."

this is a yuge compliment coming from him

thought Daniel Goldman was much better as a staff counsel questioner than Steve Castor

I thought the most interesting new piece of information in the impeachment hearing today was Taylor reporting that David Holmes, his aide, was present with Sondland when he spoke on the phone to Trump the day after the call to Zelensky.

His tax returns must show tax deductible donations to some sissy liberal organization

He probably donated to HILLARY.

David Holmes - This Countrys Crap, Lets Slash The Aid

lol

He apparently reported hearing Trump on the other end of the call asking about the status of the investigations and Sondland replying that things were moving forward

ha ha at Willl

there's going to be something in them so damning they would have prevented him from ever getting elected in the first place

Nah. I mean, maaaaybe it could’ve swayed an extra 8000 in Wisconsin or whatever, but keep in mind that Trump voters had already swallowed so much shit leading up to that...the Trump U fraud, the Access Hollywood tape, the nonstop blatant lies...I don’t think there’s anything in there that would’ve swayed them. It would’ve been stupidly explained away and somehow turned into a big story about Hillary’s emails.

Fox guest says George Soros controls the State Department, FBI agents, and wants to control Ukraine using the US government pic.twitter.com/U5vTX3db6M

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) November 14, 2019

Xpost I mean one of the lines of defense used for Access Hollywood tape is that it reflected worse on libs as he was a registered Democrat at the time.

When shit like that works ya don't even need snake oil

isn't being a "guy off television" Donald Trump's entire mission?

His senior economic advisor is "a guy off television".

att Grisso:

https://ballotpedia.org/History_of_Donald_Trump%27s_political_donations

isn't being a "guy off television" Donald Trump's entire mission?

isn’t “lunatic, obvious, constant projection” Donald Trump’s entire mission?

His mission is to take a shit on America until he's voted out, dies, or shapeshifts

I loved Taylor's reaction shots to all of the republican fantasy questions

sorry I mean just actual reactions

if I was testifying there is no way I could keep a straight face.

Renato: "I’ve tried many federal criminal cases, and Wednesday’s hearing looked a lot like trials in which the prosecution has the defendant on tape admitting to a crime."

Quid Pro Ohhhhhhhh

Worldstar!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJTfXYhXYAAUYRs?format=jpg

God fuck both of em

"oh hey reaching across the aisle might be the solution, i mean if only that had been tried before, wish we had some case history to go off of"