Jurassic Weapon
An aging diplodocus has just purchased a condo in the Live Forever Dinosaur Retirement Community in South Florida and is looking forward to leaving his life at Jurassic Park behind when an alcoholic Nazi T-Rex abruptly shows up in his pen and drags him off on a drunken bender. They engage in a variety of hijinks - uncovering a drug smuggling plot, re-enacting the crucifixion, and grafting a talking beaver onto the T Rex's paw - before the diplodocus finally decides he's too old for this shit and pushes the T Rex into a woodchipper.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
Jurasslin' Park
All of your favorite wrestlers-turned-actors strap into mocap suits to portray your favorite dinosaurs wrasslin' it up in an oversized ring. It's literally just an hour-and-a-half of dinosaurs wrestling.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
Jurassic n Furious
A ragtag group of daredevil Dinosaurs harvest the hyper-compressed remains of their ancestors to power a world-destroying fleet of vehicles. Traveling at high speeds through a seemingly endless series of fantastical obstacle courses, wisecracking all the way, the dinosaurs learn important lessons about friendship, toxic masculinity, and explosions.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link
Furassic Park
Two words: dinosaur furries. Can't lose.
― Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
rex vs rext.rex develops a special bond with his son, billy, after his wife walks out on him. however, she returns, demanding full custody of their son ,and an emotional courtroom battle ensues.
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
one flew over the jurassic parkin order to escape park labour, mcmurphy, a pteranodon, fakes insanity and is shifted to the special ward for the mentally unstable. in this ward, he must rise up against a cruel nurse, indominus ratched.
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
Jurassiction
A human researcher longs to be reunited with his favorite T Rex from Jurrasic Park, who passed away several years ago. He invents a machine that allows him to enter the dreams of sleeping dinosaurs and uses it on some of the dinosaurs that used to know the deceased T Rex. Unfortunately, all of the dinosaurs' dream about is breaking free of their amusement park prisons and devouring their human captors; the researcher is promptly eaten.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
My Dinner with Andesaurus
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link
Oedipusaurus Rex
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
No Country for Old Brontosauruses
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
The Sauropodfather
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
Ken Park
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
Dude! Where's My Carnitaurus?
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link
Jurassic Snark - 2 hours of Dennis Miller being chased by a triceratops before it finally steps on him and caves his skull in
― genital giant (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link
Slow cinema
― silby, Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
eh if this lousy dino ain’t a poor man’s rex griffin flippin’ wooden nickels in the back seat of a french jalopy watchin “his girl friday” dubbed into bad ukranian and suckin cheap imitation black licorice like a sleepy anatole france in muggsy spanier pantaloons i mean ah bap bapAAaaaaAaaaGGGhhhhhhhhh
― budo jeru, Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
Swing Vote 2: Jurassic World 3: Jurassic Park 6 - yet another election is deadlocked and requires Kevin Costner to break the tie. on his way to the voting booth, he is eaten by 5 different dinosaurs who have escaped from the previous movie. the dinosaurs are then given the right to vote, as 5 is an odd number and will break the tie.
then, a dinosaur dies. the four voters then split the vote 2-2.
who will break the tie?
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link
Jurassic Stark, a Marvel tie-in where Iron Man himself is resurrected with dino DNA.
He's just as smart as before, but now 100 feet tall and hongrehhh
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link