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Geriassic Park

After thrilling generations of moviegoers with their countless adventures in a world they never made, the titular stars of the popular Jurassic Park franchise reunite one last time to celebrate their twilight years with style...and more than a few laughs! Stumpy the Triceratops has been forced into early retirement from the Park, and he's not about to take it lying down! With the rest of the old gang you know and love, he forms a plan to turn the Park upside down and inside out! But he never reckoned on opposition from the Velocirappers, a hot new group of dinosaurs taking the Park by storm who will do anything to stick it to the older generation! With the future of the Jurassic Pack in the balance, an impromptu surfing contest will decide which dinos remain a star attraction..and which will be all wet! It's a romp for the whole family, filled with the warmth, joy, and conservative Christian values audiences have come to expect.

Jurassic Park: Armed and Dangerous

Emboldened geneticist breed yet another T. Rex variant, except this time instead of stumpy little dinosaur arms they give them more proportional, long-reaching arms, making them much more efficient destroyers of properties, eaters of people and (teased) players of baseball.

These guys have the right idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6F8ShB9ZOM

Jurassic Weapon

An aging diplodocus has just purchased a condo in the Live Forever Dinosaur Retirement Community in South Florida and is looking forward to leaving his life at Jurassic Park behind when an alcoholic Nazi T-Rex abruptly shows up in his pen and drags him off on a drunken bender. They engage in a variety of hijinks - uncovering a drug smuggling plot, re-enacting the crucifixion, and grafting a talking beaver onto the T Rex's paw - before the diplodocus finally decides he's too old for this shit and pushes the T Rex into a woodchipper.

Jurasslin' Park

All of your favorite wrestlers-turned-actors strap into mocap suits to portray your favorite dinosaurs wrasslin' it up in an oversized ring. It's literally just an hour-and-a-half of dinosaurs wrestling.

Jurassic n Furious

A ragtag group of daredevil Dinosaurs harvest the hyper-compressed remains of their ancestors to power a world-destroying fleet of vehicles. Traveling at high speeds through a seemingly endless series of fantastical obstacle courses, wisecracking all the way, the dinosaurs learn important lessons about friendship, toxic masculinity, and explosions.

Furassic Park

Two words: dinosaur furries. Can't lose.

rex vs rex

t.rex develops a special bond with his son, billy, after his wife walks out on him. however, she returns, demanding full custody of their son ,and an emotional courtroom battle ensues.

one flew over the jurassic park

in order to escape park labour, mcmurphy, a pteranodon, fakes insanity and is shifted to the special ward for the mentally unstable. in this ward, he must rise up against a cruel nurse, indominus ratched.

Jurassiction

A human researcher longs to be reunited with his favorite T Rex from Jurrasic Park, who passed away several years ago. He invents a machine that allows him to enter the dreams of sleeping dinosaurs and uses it on some of the dinosaurs that used to know the deceased T Rex. Unfortunately, all of the dinosaurs' dream about is breaking free of their amusement park prisons and devouring their human captors; the researcher is promptly eaten.

My Dinner with Andesaurus

Oedipusaurus Rex

No Country for Old Brontosauruses

The Sauropodfather

Ken Park

Dude! Where's My Carnitaurus?

Jurassic Snark - 2 hours of Dennis Miller being chased by a triceratops before it finally steps on him and caves his skull in

Slow cinema

eh if this lousy dino ain’t a poor man’s rex griffin flippin’ wooden nickels in the back seat of a french jalopy watchin “his girl friday” dubbed into bad ukranian and suckin cheap imitation black licorice like a sleepy anatole france in muggsy spanier pantaloons i mean ah bap bapAAaaaaAaaaGGGhhhhhhhhh

Swing Vote 2: Jurassic World 3: Jurassic Park 6 - yet another election is deadlocked and requires Kevin Costner to break the tie. on his way to the voting booth, he is eaten by 5 different dinosaurs who have escaped from the previous movie. the dinosaurs are then given the right to vote, as 5 is an odd number and will break the tie.

then, a dinosaur dies. the four voters then split the vote 2-2.

who will break the tie?

Jurassic Stark, a Marvel tie-in where Iron Man himself is resurrected with dino DNA.

He's just as smart as before, but now 100 feet tall and hongrehhh