I wonder how lucrative shitposting is financially
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:31 (four years ago) link
Might look into that, a job you can do from bed sounds like a plan.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:36 (four years ago) link
have you considered becoming a camgirl
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 10:09 (four years ago) link
hi and <3 to all, sorry about yr weeks gyac and NV, sorry about your twilight zones LBI
here is a space for you to imagine whatever emoji is most appropriate after that sentence
sorry for wrong kind of shit posting
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
ILX ate my emoji contemplation space but I guess you didn't need any more than that anyway
I do have the boobs to be a camgirl
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
There's no wrong way to shitpost unless you're Laura Kuennsberg so fire away spacey
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
otm, please comment more <3
― gyac, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
Can't tell what's "this election is foregrounding how evil and stupid vast swathes of people are" depression and what's "I've fucked everything up very badly and absolute crisis is closing in" depression and what's "depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" depression any more
It's like climbing a mountain getting out of the house to get food, really rather wouldn't, I just lie here watching the waves of apathy and anxiety alternating over me
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
sadkins diet
if it's a little from all 3 columns, fight column three first and fuck column 2 a bit for now and fuck col 1 completely until you've mental feet under you again, whenever, if ever
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
"sadkins diet" is good :)
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link
it was a long-winded way of saying "in sooth i know not why i am so sad" i guess but i really *really* know not, i mean these are the operating conditions
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:42 (four years ago) link
whats special about short winds tho
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link
"depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" is the foundation all the other bad feeling builds on ime, and keeping that at the forefront of my mind when i'm really struggling is key to getting at least some way back on track
it's fuckin hard tho, i feel you
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link
tears, idle tears, i know not what they mean.
― Fizzles, Friday, 15 November 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
a job you can do from bed sounds like a plan
it's actually really hard to sustain motivation at these!
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
I can imagine, but the point feels moot.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link
"the operating conditions" I meant this is life, unexceptional, general.
3 o'clock in the morning hanging onto this thread to the world outside counting the isolate slow thoughts
Shd read and shut up, fold up, fold away to forgotten pocket paper.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link
Ha I just read your post in the other thread j yeah reading thank god
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link
"Invitation to a Gunfighter": Yul Brynner is fucking KILLING IT
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
i feel - on days like this, which are shitty and hungover and stupid - like i'm always the one who has to reach out to my children. they never initiate a meet-up. and they live with their mom and then kvetch about her to me when it suits and sometimes, mostly, i think well this is normal and its ok but sometimes it just makes me feel very very nobody writes to this colonel
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
in the buccaneer yul has a good bad wig it's very disorientating
― mark s, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
i think i remember that
"Invitation to a Gunfighter" was pretty excellent but you can see Hollywood struggling to rein in his sexuality
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ghIIUKIUEWE/UbaiC-gD9vI/AAAAAAAAI5U/6sukTwbR4SM/s1600/The+Buccaneer+2.png
yeah this is wrong
i think i hated Chorlton Heston even before i knew he was a total douchebag
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
There is a hipster in a canal boat on BBC4 and it's actually the least worst thing on atm
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
He's just used the word boaters to refer to co-bellends and he's about to explore Stoke ffs
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
I can't do this to meself there must be a Nazi documentary on somewhere
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
u-boaters
― steve harvey oswald (brownie), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Ah it's finished thank fuck oh god it's a documentary about the Queen's sister
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
Insert coke joke here
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
John Cooper Clarke was on celebrity antiques road trip pissing all the money away
― Wee Bloabby (NickB), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link
masterchef notwithstanding i've quit terrestrial for netflix and LA REINA DEL SUR and then ANCIENT ALIENS
― mark s, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
I think Ancient Aliens gets played on one of the high number terrestrial channels but that stuff hurts my head
I found a good Chinese series of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on Youtube the other week but I'm too befuddled for subtitles today.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
i mean yes it's brain-corroding garbage but have you seen "factual" TV recently
― mark s, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link
erich von daniken did brexit
Yeah I enjoy terrible factual TV but lately Jamie Theakston has been too much for me
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link
Nazi documentary on ITV at the moment
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link
i'm always the one who has to reach out to my children. they never initiate a meet-up
NV, I spent a few minutes earlier today realizing I haven't reached out to my own parents for a while. I think it's a parent/child dynamic and I've actually asked my parents if they'd want me to call/meet up more often. It's totally legit for you to say "hey, it'd really help if you called or visited a bit more often"
maybe set up a regular evening or whatever
― mh, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
I do take both of them out on the reg and I think you're right, it's what children do. That's what I was pondering.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link
Both of them. The two that live down the road. The eldest is in Essex, poor lad.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
Couldn't decide on an appropriate thread to moan about it being Guy Martin season on Channel 4 again
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link
I don’t know who that is. But this is always the appropriate thread!
― gyac, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
Sitting outside vets with a naughty kitten, sky’s darkening rapidly and it’s not even 3.30, and I can see a GET BORIS GONE tactical voting billboard. That’s pretty blue, right?
― gyac, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
it's been dark all day round here
i thought naughtiness was a design feature of kittens?
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
The kind of naughty where she ate a sharp piece of skewer and is frisking around like I’m not stressing over it! Feeling like a bad kitten owner rn.
― gyac, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
the moral here is to eat all the souvlaki as quickly as possible
― imago, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
good luck naughty kitten tho
yeah that's a bit much. frisking is good tho surely. you don't get these issues with a doner.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link
she is cuddled up to me and purring. looking forward to the next two days of examining every shit that comes out of her
― gyac, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link