I'll also say this about Watt: for a kid who got to play for the club he supports, he's incredibly non-bitter about having left them so soon, and he tries to watch (and enthuse about) all their games whenever it doesn't interfere with his gaming and occasional CSKA Sofia career
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
I went on an 18 hour bender yesterday and ended up sympathy snogging some guy at 5 in the morning which was a drunky dick move on my part and the bad feeling is making this hangover worserer.
Christmas TV adverts make me sad and angry and anxious and I feel like I am a wastrel burden on my family and loved ones and I hate Chris Sutton's stupid fucking opinions that he has for money and whitey's on the moon.
Taking the information from imago on board tho.
FUXK YOU SMIRNOFF HOW FUCKING DARE YOU USE SHIMMY SHIMMY YA
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
He’s into CoD though... 👎🏻
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
xp sympathy what
yasss
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
I'm a lonely dick tease who just wants a cuddle when I'm several hours into the drink
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
anyway there are only like three good Christmas ads imo and absolutely none of them are John Lewis ones, and you aren’t a burden or wastrel
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
xp better than being an angry or aggressive drinker imo
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
I was cataloguing my drunky personae this afternoon, just realised there are a few of them. None of them are angry or nasty tbh but I used to have a horrible mouth on me when my ex tried to suggest I'd had enough to drink, another regret I'm never gonna outlive.
There's a funny drunky and a can't talk any more drunky and a sententious won't shut up drunky who I really regret and there's karaoke drunky and talking to random strangers who probably want you to fuck off unless they're drunky drunky and the what if I just keep walking all the way round the world drunky
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link
oh god and the drunky who once staggered round a party full of French people rambling on and on about LHOOQ then fell into a rosebush and couldn't get out
and the drunky at a corporate book launch who mistook the chairman for a waiter and asked him for a glass of red
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link
(just interrupting to bid you all check out LBI's excellent travelogue work on the snooker thread)
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link
Ah right I wondered why that was revived
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link
maybe you should poll Drunky NV but my vote will always be Faust Arp
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
chairman or gtfo
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
It's kind of funny and makes a yarn but really it stopped being funny years ago. One of the things I loved about "The Beach Bum" is the way it invokes the "lol legend" and "tedious, exploitative wanker" aspects of the chronic addict all at once
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link
oi
― YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 11 November 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link
I kind of enjoy the Mariah crisps advert, just to inject a note of positivity to leaven all my get in the ocean cobblers.
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is actually running an ad campaign saying how shit his shittily-titled album of shit music is when in fact the album is shit.
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
hi everyone, not in a blue saturday way meself hi everyone just yknow hi
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Monday, 11 November 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link
👋🏻I always feel a bit awkward talking irl too much on here (or anywhere outside 77) but I’ve had better weeks!
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link
Hi darragh
Sorry bout your bum week g
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link
― imago, Monday, November 11, 2019 10:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Aww. Seen this just now - checking out the Blue Saturday bookmark right before bed. As one does.
Things are.. shiny on the surface, rotten under the hood. Blue Saturdays stretching into Tuesdays and days after and into the next Blue Saturday, obliterating the time and days in between.
I do not know if I fear life or fear death any more; I can't uncouple/untangle the two. I cannot understand or make a choice or decide if making said choice is of importance at all. Can't grasp if my fear is of dying, of living, of both or of neither. Is desiring suicide really desiring eternal life? Life so far has been a perpetuation of being amazed at how one can "get by" while feeling thoroughly lost and scared at the same time. It's a twilight zone (a twilight zone indeed best reserved for 77, not if my gibberish will make more sense on a diff borad, but), this.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 11 November 2019 23:32 (four years ago) link
Acting like I wanna die, terrified of eternal nonexistence, I feel you bud.
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link
Drinking is a terrible, dumb way of stopping time. And it doesn't stop it, it eats it.
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 November 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link
Otfm. It's like Schrödingers cat with an added Catch-22. When stopping or eating time cancel each other out and are nullified. And the 'null-ness' of nullify sounds way more appealing than it should.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
Schrödinger's catch-22 is good
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link
I feel like lying in bed listening to Eliane Radigue and shitposting might be a good plan for the rest of my life.
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link
Hey yeh! Shit posting is something to do
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 01:47 (four years ago) link
I wonder how lucrative shitposting is financially
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:31 (four years ago) link
Might look into that, a job you can do from bed sounds like a plan.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:36 (four years ago) link
have you considered becoming a camgirl
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 10:09 (four years ago) link
hi and <3 to all, sorry about yr weeks gyac and NV, sorry about your twilight zones LBI
here is a space for you to imagine whatever emoji is most appropriate after that sentence
sorry for wrong kind of shit posting
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
ILX ate my emoji contemplation space but I guess you didn't need any more than that anyway
I do have the boobs to be a camgirl
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link
There's no wrong way to shitpost unless you're Laura Kuennsberg so fire away spacey
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link
otm, please comment more <3
― gyac, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
Can't tell what's "this election is foregrounding how evil and stupid vast swathes of people are" depression and what's "I've fucked everything up very badly and absolute crisis is closing in" depression and what's "depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" depression any more
It's like climbing a mountain getting out of the house to get food, really rather wouldn't, I just lie here watching the waves of apathy and anxiety alternating over me
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:26 (four years ago) link
sadkins diet
if it's a little from all 3 columns, fight column three first and fuck column 2 a bit for now and fuck col 1 completely until you've mental feet under you again, whenever, if ever
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
"sadkins diet" is good :)
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link
it was a long-winded way of saying "in sooth i know not why i am so sad" i guess but i really *really* know not, i mean these are the operating conditions
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:42 (four years ago) link
whats special about short winds tho
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link
"depression is eating me up and distorting all perspective" is the foundation all the other bad feeling builds on ime, and keeping that at the forefront of my mind when i'm really struggling is key to getting at least some way back on track
it's fuckin hard tho, i feel you
― actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 November 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link
tears, idle tears, i know not what they mean.
― Fizzles, Friday, 15 November 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
a job you can do from bed sounds like a plan
it's actually really hard to sustain motivation at these!
― j., Saturday, 16 November 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link
I can imagine, but the point feels moot.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:03 (four years ago) link
"the operating conditions" I meant this is life, unexceptional, general.
3 o'clock in the morning hanging onto this thread to the world outside counting the isolate slow thoughts
Shd read and shut up, fold up, fold away to forgotten pocket paper.
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link
Ha I just read your post in the other thread j yeah reading thank god
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 November 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link
"Invitation to a Gunfighter": Yul Brynner is fucking KILLING IT
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link
i feel - on days like this, which are shitty and hungover and stupid - like i'm always the one who has to reach out to my children. they never initiate a meet-up. and they live with their mom and then kvetch about her to me when it suits and sometimes, mostly, i think well this is normal and its ok but sometimes it just makes me feel very very nobody writes to this colonel
― The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
in the buccaneer yul has a good bad wig it's very disorientating
― mark s, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link